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Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 2000 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 23 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
Void Armor Forged: | 27 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Rune Stones Activated: | 12 |
Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.
Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.