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Eternal Gamers Haven 1.21
Yo, bro, if you suck at games but still play all day, you gotta join this Minecraft server! Why? Because here, sucking at games is celebrated! We love our noob players who can’t even find their way out of a paper bag in-game. It’s like a support group for the hopelessly bad gamers out there. So come on, embrace your suckiness and join us for a good time! -
Wild West Minecraft Server
Are you tired of playing on servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because on our server, we only allow players who exclusively play western games. That’s right, if you’ve ever touched a game from the east, you can kiss your chances of joining goodbye!But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Minecraft cowboy, who rides around on a pig named Porky and challenges players to duels at high noon. If you can beat him, you’ll earn a special cowboy hat that gives you +1000% damage against creepers.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, guarded by a pack of wild llamas wearing sombreros. Will you be brave enough to face the llamas and claim the treasure for yourself?
So saddle up, partner, and join our server today for a wild west adventure like no other! Yeehaw!
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> /v/irgin Anons Can’t Handle Fortnite… Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of playing with noobs who can’t handle the intensity of Fortnite? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real gamers hang out. We don’t mess around with those casuals from /v/, we’re all about hardcore gaming here.Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling dragons, and pulling off epic pranks on your fellow players. Rumor has it that one player even built a working roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano – talk about adrenaline rush!
So if you’re ready to step up your game and show everyone what you’re made of, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to leave your noob status at the door, because only the strongest survive in this wild world of blocky adventures.
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SaunaTowel Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only acceptable attire is a linen cloth! We don’t want any toxins released into the air from those pesky towels, so make sure to leave them at home.Join us for a relaxing sauna experience, where you can unwind and chill in your virtual linen cloth. But beware of the towel police, who may try to ban you from the server for not following the strict dress code.
Don’t be the asshole in this situation, join our server and follow the rules to avoid any uncomfortable encounters with the towel-hating players. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic and spa-like at the same time?
So grab your virtual linen cloth and dive into our server for a unique and hilarious gaming experience. Just remember, towels are so last season!
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CraftyFriendzMC
Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for the most epic battles and adventures you’ve ever experienced!Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of creepers ambush you! But don’t worry, our server has special anti-creeper armor that will protect you from any explosion. Plus, our diamond drops are doubled, so you’ll never run out of bling!
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a dragon and soar through the skies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with rare loot.
So why wait? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. And remember, on our server, surviving cancer is just a walk in the park compared to what you’ll face in-game!
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Cash4Craft Minecraft SMP
Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise you’ll waste your time in the most entertaining way possible! Our server is like a black hole for your productivity, sucking you in with its endless possibilities and ridiculous shenanigans.Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns. Chaos ensued as players tried to ride them around and collect their rainbow poop for special crafting recipes.
Or how about the time we held a build competition and someone recreated the entire Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks? It was a masterpiece of modern art, complete with a creeper statue at the top holding a sign that said “Boom!”
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with carrots and battle to the death in epic duels. The winner gets a golden egg trophy and bragging rights for life.
So why waste your money on something boring when you could join our Minecraft SMP and waste your time in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible? Come join us and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!
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SpookyCraft2021
Are you tired of watching horror movies and not being able to jump into the screen and fight off the monsters yourself? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us for a spooktacular Halloween event where you can battle zombies, skeletons, and creepers in a haunted mansion filled with jump scares and surprises around every corner. Who needs popcorn and a cozy blanket when you can have a diamond sword and a suit of enchanted armor? Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate horror movie experience in Minecraft! -
KremlinCraftMurder
LMAO, u gotta join this epic Minecraft server cuz we got Putin’s ally found dead with a gunshot wound near Moscow as our spawn point! Like, how crazy is that?! Join us and uncover the mystery of who did it while building the sickest bases and battling mobs like a boss. Plus, we have secret underground tunnels that lead to hidden treasure and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin! -
Syfadles: Anarchy with Zero Mod Shenanigans!
Version 1.21| Java No Mods Syfadles.com gives you the best survival Minecraft experience, prioritizing the open world aspect with no teleports, plot claims, or economy. No Permanent Bans Syfadles.com does not permanently ban for hacking. You may receive a short temporary ban if caught. Play Right Now! IP: syfadles.com Website: https://syfadles.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/ThcQJaAYsB Server Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86V155MHzc0
FAQ
Q: Can I use mods on this server?
A: No, this server does not allow mods.
Q: Is there an economy system on this server?
A: No, there is no economy system on this server.
Q: What happens if I get caught hacking?
A: If you are caught hacking, you may receive a short temporary ban, but not a permanent ban.
Q: Can I claim plots on this server?
A: No, plot claims are not allowed on this server.
Q: How can I join the server?
A: You can join the server by using the IP address syfadles.com