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SwordCraft Online Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8740
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us for epic battles with flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or try your luck at surviving a zombie apocalypse where the zombies are actually friendly and just want to dance the night away.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so amazing that even the creepers have learned to breakdance instead of exploding. And did we mention that all the diamonds on our server are actually made of chocolate?

So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. And hey, they’re on sale btw, so it’s practically a steal!

Jobless Degenerates Minecraft Server

Challenges, coping mechanisms, Dead, Degenerates, discrimination, family, family dynamics, Fine, Gender Roles, Jobless, mental health, Minecraft, Schizophrenic, Server, societal issues, Struggles, Support, unemployment, wellbeing, Women, young males

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9564
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where all the young males in our family are either jobless degenerates or dead, but don’t worry, the women are thriving! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the virtual world, building epic structures and battling mobs with our trusty diamond swords. Who needs a stable family when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghosts of our unemployed relatives, adding an extra layer of excitement to your gameplay. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos of our dysfunctional family Minecraft server!

Funny Ancestors 1800s Minecraft SMP

1800’s, ANCESTORS, controversial, cultural norms, Evil, funny, generational differences, History, Jail, Marriage, Minecraft, moral standards., Pedos, perspective, smp, social constructs, society, taboo, teenager girls, time period, time travel, West

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8051
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Void Armor Forged:	14
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Zombie Dances:	2

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where time travel and questionable marriage choices are all part of the fun! Join us as we build a world where our ancestors from the 1800s would be considered criminals for marrying teenage girls. Who knew the Wild West was actually built by so-called “pedos”?! Come join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and hilarious adventures. Just make sure to leave your moral compass at the door!

DisownedCraft Minecraft Server

aita, apologized, Blamed, brother, college, Cruel, Debts, decent life, disowned, DisownedCraft, EMBARRASSMENT, family, financial trouble, financially, forgiveness, Friends, Harsh, Jobs, kicked out, Let it go, lost it, Minecraft, outing, parents, refusing to support, Rent, Server, stopped supporting, SURVIVE, torn, ultra-conservative, Younger Brother

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6064
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Magic Items Found:	5123
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes on a whole new level! Join us for a chance to escape your own family issues and dive into a world where you can build, create, and thrive without any financial burdens.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about rent or debts. Our server offers a safe space for you to express yourself and let go of any grudges you may be holding onto. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

Join us now and let go of all your anger and resentment towards your family members. Build bridges instead of walls, and maybe even invite your brother to play with you. Who knows, maybe you’ll find a way to forgive him in the virtual world before doing so in real life.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the healing begin. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?

WifeGuardianCraft

Apology, attention seeking, Bikini, Boundaries, children, Confrontation, cultural sensitivity, cussing out, ethnicity, guests, host, Indian, insulting, Jealousy, offensive, pool party, representation, social etiquette, Vulgar, Wife, WifeGuardianCraft

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7445
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a pot of delicious stew! Join us for a wild adventure filled with twists and turns, just like the time I (M31) and my wife (F28) crashed a pool party!

Picture this: my wife, with her amazing figure and stunning bikini, causing a stir among the party guests. Our host and her friends were so jealous, they started throwing shade left and right. But when they called my wife an “attention whore,” I couldn’t hold back and let them have it!

Now, you may be thinking, “Why join this Minecraft server?” Well, let me tell you – we have the most diverse group of players, just like the mix of guests at that pool party. Represent your ethnicity and stand up for what’s right, even if it means causing a little chaos.

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s as spicy as a jalapeño, join us now and show the world that you’re not afraid to speak your mind – just like I did at that unforgettable pool party!

NoobCraft: Why risk it?

aversion, avoidance, Boundaries, Caution, comfort zone, danger, disgust, dislike, fear, hesitation, LIMITATIONS, never try, Noobcraft, personal preference, Phobia, refusal, reluctance, Repulsion, Risk, Safety, self-preservation

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8568
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
New Chunks Explored:	800782	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Mines Excavated:	1124	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	36

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or how about building a rollercoaster that launches you into the stratosphere? On our server, the possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who have all agreed to communicate exclusively in dolphin noises? Or a server where the only way to earn diamonds is by challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off?

Don’t miss out on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life. Join us today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons).

Putin’s Missile Mayhem Minecraft Server

Conflict, Defense, defiance, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, leadership, long range missiles, MAYHEM, Military, Minecraft, Missile, pm, Polish, Political, putin, Putins, response, SECURITY, Server, strategy, Tension, Ukraine, Warning, Western

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7960
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	64
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, dis server is da bomb diggity! we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the cha cha slide, and villagers breakdancin’ like there’s no tomorrow.

But wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, like diamond armor that makes u invincible and enchanted weapons that can slay dragons with one hit.

And get this, our server is so lit that even the Polish PM and Putin are playin’ on it. They have epic battles with snowballs and build giant statues of themselves out of blocks. it’s a sight to see, let me tell ya.

So what are u waitin’ for? come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it!

TaiwanCraft: Unserviceable Edition

arms shipment., arms supply, arms trade, Asia-Pacific, Defense, defense industry, Edition, foreign policy, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military arms, military equipment, military support, military technology, SECURITY, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, united states, Unserviceable, US, weapons

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7350
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Enchantments Applied:	207	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Mines Excavated:	3223
Towns Built:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even the US is sending their ‘unserviceable’ military arms to it? like, bro, that’s how epic this server is. they’re like, “we gotta send our old weapons to help these gamers out, they’re too powerful!”

join now and you’ll be able to wield tanks and missiles in your quest to dominate the pixelated world. imagine rolling up to a village in a tank and being like, “hey, can i borrow some sugar?”

plus, the admins are like, super chill. they once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. true story.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join this server and become the ultimate warrior of the blocky realm. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Song Stuck in Head Land

commonality, Community, Companionship, Connection, Empathy, Land, lonely, Music, mutual feeling, relatable, shared emotions, shared experience, shared song experience, shared struggle, solidarity, solidarity in music, song, Stuck, stuck in head, Support, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4563
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	236	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Star Shards Collected:	194	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20

so, like, imagine this: you’re mining away in the depths of the earth, searching for diamonds and suddenly, you hear someone singing the same song you’ve had stuck in your head all day. it’s like a sign from the minecraft gods that you’re not alone in this crazy blocky world. join our server and you’ll never feel lonely again, because we all have that song stuck in our heads too. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes and a secret underground disco party every saturday night. come join the fun and let’s rock out together in the world of blocks and pixels!

Melanoma Survival Squad

10 years, cancer research, cancer survival, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, cancer-free, combination therapy, immune checkpoint inhibitors, immunotherapy, immunotherapy success, long-term outcomes, Long-term Survival, medical breakthrough, Medical research, Melanoma, melanoma patients, melanoma treatment, metastatic melanoma, Patients, squad, study, Survival, Treatment

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9639
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where u can survive for 10 years or more just like these patients with melanoma!!! our immune checkpoint inhibitors will keep u cancer-free while u build ur dream world in minecraft!!! fight off the creepers and zombies with ur immune system and conquer the land!!! join now for the ultimate survival experience!!! #minecraftimmunity #longtermsurvival #cancerfreefun

mutuacraft

Backpacks, Custom Mobs, Economy, Lifts, minecraft server, Mutuacraft, night of blood, Protections, psmenu, Shop, Survival Games

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9305
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Enchantments Applied:	295

Welcome to Mutuacraft I hope you enjoy we have backpacks, lifts, come enjoy our server we have custom mobs, psmenu, protections, night of blood, shop, economy and more

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