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TelAvivCraft Minecraft Server

Arabian Peninsula, Attack, Backed, ballistic missile, Conflict, Houthis, international relations, iran, Iran-backed, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Missile, RETALIATION, Saudi Arabia, SECURITY, Server, Tel Aviv, TelAvivCraft, Tension, threat, War

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7452
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Runes Activated:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

so, like, this server is so lit that even the houthis are tryna get in on the action! they be firin’ missiles left and right tryna land near tel aviv, but don’t worry, our server is totally safe from their shenanigans. join us for some epic minecraft battles and maybe even dodge a missile or two while you’re at it. who knew gaming could be so dangerous and exhilarating at the same time? come join the madness now!

HamasHostageHavoc

civilian casualties, civilian deaths, collateral damage, Conflict, gaza, Hamas, HamasHostageHavoc, high probability, hostages killed, IDF probe, international law, investigation, Israeli defense forces, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, military strike, senior Hamas terrorist, strike, targeted killing, Terrorism, war crime

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4723
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Magic Items Found:	8249	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally lit, bro. We got, like, dragons and unicorns and all that jazz. But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. And get this, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that does the Macarena on command. Plus, rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a portal to a magical land where pigs fly and creepers give out free hugs. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventure begin!

Crafty Drug Bust Server

Bust, consumption levels, Crafty, criminalization, criminalization of drug use, DRUG, drug addiction, drug laws, drug overdose, drug policy, drug supply, drug trafficking, drug use, drug-related deaths, drug-related deaths study, expensive drugs, healthcare needs, problematic use, public health, reduced consumption, reduced supply, Server, study, substance abuse

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5568
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5040
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Enchantments Applied:	300
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

so, like, imagine this: you join this super cool minecraft server and it’s like a whole new world, man. we got pigs that fly and cows that dance, it’s wild. but the best part is, we got this secret underground drug ring going on. you can mine for diamonds and trade them for some sweet, sweet potions that will make you feel like you’re on cloud nine. and get this, there’s no consequences for using drugs on our server. no reduced supply or crazy expensive prices, just pure fun. so come join us and get ready for the trip of a lifetime, dude.

Jobless Degenerates Minecraft Server

Challenges, coping mechanisms, Dead, Degenerates, discrimination, family, family dynamics, Fine, Gender Roles, Jobless, mental health, Minecraft, Schizophrenic, Server, societal issues, Struggles, Support, unemployment, wellbeing, Women, young males

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5731
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Mines Excavated:	3405	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where all the young males in our family are either jobless degenerates or dead, but don’t worry, the women are thriving! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the virtual world, building epic structures and battling mobs with our trusty diamond swords. Who needs a stable family when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghosts of our unemployed relatives, adding an extra layer of excitement to your gameplay. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos of our dysfunctional family Minecraft server!

Funny Ancestors 1800s Minecraft SMP

1800’s, ANCESTORS, controversial, cultural norms, Evil, funny, generational differences, History, Jail, Marriage, Minecraft, moral standards., Pedos, perspective, smp, social constructs, society, taboo, teenager girls, time period, time travel, West

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5893
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where time travel and questionable marriage choices are all part of the fun! Join us as we build a world where our ancestors from the 1800s would be considered criminals for marrying teenage girls. Who knew the Wild West was actually built by so-called “pedos”?! Come join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and hilarious adventures. Just make sure to leave your moral compass at the door!

DisownedCraft Minecraft Server

aita, apologized, Blamed, brother, college, Cruel, Debts, decent life, disowned, DisownedCraft, EMBARRASSMENT, family, financial trouble, financially, forgiveness, Friends, Harsh, Jobs, kicked out, Let it go, lost it, Minecraft, outing, parents, refusing to support, Rent, Server, stopped supporting, SURVIVE, torn, ultra-conservative, Younger Brother

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8766
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	296	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	28

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes on a whole new level! Join us for a chance to escape your own family issues and dive into a world where you can build, create, and thrive without any financial burdens.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about rent or debts. Our server offers a safe space for you to express yourself and let go of any grudges you may be holding onto. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

Join us now and let go of all your anger and resentment towards your family members. Build bridges instead of walls, and maybe even invite your brother to play with you. Who knows, maybe you’ll find a way to forgive him in the virtual world before doing so in real life.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the healing begin. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?

WifeGuardianCraft

Apology, attention seeking, Bikini, Boundaries, children, Confrontation, cultural sensitivity, cussing out, ethnicity, guests, host, Indian, insulting, Jealousy, offensive, pool party, representation, social etiquette, Vulgar, Wife, WifeGuardianCraft

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4603
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Magic Items Found:	6768
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a pot of delicious stew! Join us for a wild adventure filled with twists and turns, just like the time I (M31) and my wife (F28) crashed a pool party!

Picture this: my wife, with her amazing figure and stunning bikini, causing a stir among the party guests. Our host and her friends were so jealous, they started throwing shade left and right. But when they called my wife an “attention whore,” I couldn’t hold back and let them have it!

Now, you may be thinking, “Why join this Minecraft server?” Well, let me tell you – we have the most diverse group of players, just like the mix of guests at that pool party. Represent your ethnicity and stand up for what’s right, even if it means causing a little chaos.

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s as spicy as a jalapeño, join us now and show the world that you’re not afraid to speak your mind – just like I did at that unforgettable pool party!

NoobCraft: Why risk it?

aversion, avoidance, Boundaries, Caution, comfort zone, danger, disgust, dislike, fear, hesitation, LIMITATIONS, never try, Noobcraft, personal preference, Phobia, refusal, reluctance, Repulsion, Risk, Safety, self-preservation

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5556
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or how about building a rollercoaster that launches you into the stratosphere? On our server, the possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who have all agreed to communicate exclusively in dolphin noises? Or a server where the only way to earn diamonds is by challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off?

Don’t miss out on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life. Join us today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons).

Putin’s Missile Mayhem Minecraft Server

Conflict, Defense, defiance, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, leadership, long range missiles, MAYHEM, Military, Minecraft, Missile, pm, Polish, Political, putin, Putins, response, SECURITY, Server, strategy, Tension, Ukraine, Warning, Western

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2181
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Towns Built:	10

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, dis server is da bomb diggity! we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the cha cha slide, and villagers breakdancin’ like there’s no tomorrow.

But wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, like diamond armor that makes u invincible and enchanted weapons that can slay dragons with one hit.

And get this, our server is so lit that even the Polish PM and Putin are playin’ on it. They have epic battles with snowballs and build giant statues of themselves out of blocks. it’s a sight to see, let me tell ya.

So what are u waitin’ for? come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it!

TaiwanCraft: Unserviceable Edition

arms shipment., arms supply, arms trade, Asia-Pacific, Defense, defense industry, Edition, foreign policy, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military arms, military equipment, military support, military technology, SECURITY, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, united states, Unserviceable, US, weapons

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3237
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Buildings Constructed:	44	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Potions Brewed:	49	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	16

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even the US is sending their ‘unserviceable’ military arms to it? like, bro, that’s how epic this server is. they’re like, “we gotta send our old weapons to help these gamers out, they’re too powerful!”

join now and you’ll be able to wield tanks and missiles in your quest to dominate the pixelated world. imagine rolling up to a village in a tank and being like, “hey, can i borrow some sugar?”

plus, the admins are like, super chill. they once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. true story.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join this server and become the ultimate warrior of the blocky realm. trust me, you won’t regret it.