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Badcraft | Vanilla Anarchy

Anarchy, Economy, Grief, Griefing, HARD, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6338
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Emeralds Found:	7989	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Towns Built:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

On top of vanilla Minecraft, Here are a few features that make this server unique:

● Vanilla Anarchy (Players will be on the same playing field. This means no hack/cheat clients, unfair modifications, or exploits This experience should bring you back to the old days of Minecraft when there were no rules, but everyone was on the same level.)

● Bedrock Support (Support both Java and Bedrock editions, so everyone is welcome to join, regardless of which device you are playing on.)

● Trade System (Allows you to trade items with anyone no matter how far away you are. This prevents item scamming and creates a global economy.)

● Head Drops (Heads will drop from your enemies! Whenever you kill another Player or Mob, you have a chance to receive their skull.)

● Fixed Phantoms (Unlike many servers, we have fixed phantoms to work correctly. When you go to sleep, they will leave you alone for 3 days.)

● Member rank (Annoying spammers or advertisers are blocked. In order to post URLs and chat with no delay, you must verify yourself.)

● No Sethomes, Warps, or Tpas (All forms of travel are completely vanilla. This makes the world feel much bigger and immerses players in the environment more.)

● The Map will never Reset! (The goal is to never reset any form of data like Map, Player, or anything else as long as the server lasts.)

Server IP » play.badcraft.netBedrock Port » 19132Note: This server is not pure anarchy. There are Rules, but we are very lenient with them as we want to give players freedom.

play.badcraft.net

Watermelon Factions

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6932
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Void Armor Forged:	30
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Love Letters Sent:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
New Chunks Explored:	569552	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Welcome to Watermelon Factions Season 1.

Season 1 is all about building a new player base, growing slowly together and creating the best possible community we can!Here at watermelcon factions we offer the old school factions experience, custom mob drops, shopGUI options, original factions, voting system,custom kits and ranks and so much more. Any ideas players have will be taken into consideration, we want to work closely with our player base and not just have a server that runs its self. Regular updates are added to our website, www.wmfactions.net where you can click the ” Updates” page and look through all recent updates that have been done to the server!

JOIN US TODAY! PLAY.WMFACTIONS.NET We have lots of features throughout the server, voting where you get rewarded for voting and supporting the server, /shop so players don’t have to leave there base while there building to go get more items from the shop, it can be accessed anywhere on the server. We also have /auction were players can auction items off globally o other players and much much more….. Visit our website to see what we have to offer: www.wmfactions.net We will be doing a opening giveaway to 2 lucky players at the end of the month (providing we have a stable amount of players if not it will be rolled over to next month)This server is not a server that has been started by people who don’t have any idea, i my self along with a few other members have been playing since 2011, we have put time, effort and money into making this the best possible factions experience we can deliver. Along our journey we will be adding and implementing a lot of cool features to provide you with the best game play and server experience. Lets create an amazing factions server and community together! We are also looking for staff however we wont just be handing it out to the first 5 players that join the server you will need to jump over to our website and fill in the application form. Please note: Rules do apply! IP: PLAY.WMFACTIONS.NET we can’t wait to see you there 🙂

play.wmfactions.net

Lunar Music & Audius Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	332
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Secret Passages Found:	3	Alien Abductions:	5

s6.paradisehost.cloud:17087

Sunrise SMP (MC 1.20)

Anarchy, Anarchysurvival, Community, Custom, Discord, Economy, Landclaim, Overpowered, Survival

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3565
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Star Shards Collected:	283
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

🌟 About Us 🌟

Sunrise SMP is more than just another Minecraft server; it’s a community where players unite to build, explore, and engage in a vibrant in-game economy. Elevate your survival experience on our 1.20 server, tailored with a variety of plugins and features for a unique and immersive gameplay.

🌳 Core Features

🛠 Survival Focused: Immerse yourself in a survival world that stays true to the vanilla experience.

💰 Economy: Dive into a deep and interactive economy with various ways to earn and spend money.

📦 Crates: Score amazing prizes, equipment, and rare items via our thrilling crate system.

👷 Jobs: Take on various jobs to earn money and boost your skill levels.

🎉 Events: Don’t miss out on our regular events, contests, and community projects.

🛒 Player Shops: Open your very own shop or visit others to find the items you need.

🚀 Double Jump: Ever wanted to jump again while already in the air? Now you can, thanks to our Double Jump feature!

👫 Community

🎙 Discord: Get the latest updates, announcements, and engage in voice chat by joining our Discord community.

👥 Friendly Staff: Our helpful and experienced staff team is always there to help you out.

🤝 Player-Driven: We value and consider community suggestions. Be part of the evolution!

pmc.sunrisemc.fun

Aegea

Community, Economy, Laidback, Plugins, Ranks, Semivanilla, Simple, Small, smp, Spigot, Survival

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5748
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Welcome to Aegea!

We’re a Spigot SMP server with a few plugins for fun gameplay, simple economy and ranks.

“My best memories of Minecraft are of servers with close-knit communities. Meeting friends from all over the world and building something over time… I think its what the Internet is all about. Lets build something.” – ArrowJ123

PluginsGroupManagerVaultEssentialsXWorldGuardWorldEditCoreProtectLUCK

aegea.mcserver.us

Elixir Prison

Prison

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4682
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	169	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Villages Defended:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Welcome to Elixir Prison, the ultimate destination for those who have been banished from society. Built to withstand even the most cunning of inmates, Elixir Prison is a state-of-the-art correctional facility that is both secure and immersive.

Here at Elixir Prison, we offer a unique gaming experience that combines the classic gameplay of Minecraft with the challenge of a high-security prison. In this world, players must navigate through a complex network of cells, yards, and tunnels while avoiding the dangers that lurk around every corner.

Our dedicated team of wardens is committed to keeping Elixir Prison a fair and safe place to play. We have strict rules in place to ensure that everyone follows the rules, and our advanced security systems ensure that cheating is not possible.

Whether you are looking to play with friends or compete against other players, Elixir Prison has everything you need to satisfy your thirst for adventure. So come join us today and see what life is like behind bars!Welcome to Elixir Prison, the ultimate destination for those who have been banished from society. Built to withstand even the most cunning of inmates, Elixir Prison is a state-of-the-art correctional facility that is both secure and immersive.

Here at Elixir Prison, we offer a unique gaming experience that combines the classic gameplay of Minecraft with the challenge of a high-security prison. In this world, players must navigate through a complex network of cells, yards, and tunnels while avoiding the dangers that lurk around every corner.

Our dedicated team of wardens is committed to keeping Elixir Prison a fair and safe place to play. We have strict rules in place to ensure that everyone follows the rules, and our advanced security systems ensure that cheating is not possible.

Whether you are looking to play with friends or compete against other players, Elixir Prison has everything you need to satisfy your thirst for adventure. So come join us today and see what life is like behind bars!

play.elixirprison.us

VicNix Network

Cross-Play, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1664
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Crops Grown:	7534
Dragon Eggs Found:	7843	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Secret Passages Found:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Welcome to our exciting Minecraft server! Immerse yourself in a world full of adventure and unlimited creativity. Our vibrant community awaits you with open arms as you explore epic landscapes, build impressive structures, and take on challenging missions. Are you a talented architect, a brave explorer or a master craftsman? Whatever your playing style, you will find your place here. Join us as we create unforgettable stories, forge lasting friendships, and unlock the true potential of imagination. Are you ready for the adventure? Become a legend on our Minecraft server!

mc.vicnix.net

XCraft Survival | Celebrating a Decade of Adventure!

120server, 120smp, Chestshop, Community, Custom, Customenchantments, Customenchants, Customitems, Discord, Economy, Economysurvival, Griefdefender, Landclaim, Landclaiming, Lore, Map, MCMMO, Mcmmosurvival, Minecraft, Minecraftserver, new, Nogrief, Nop2w, Playereconomy, PvE, Pveeconomy, Ranks, Resourceworld, Shops, smp, Spawners, Survival, Updated, Upgrades, Votecrates, Voting

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6006
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

XCraft Survival | Celebrating a Decade of Adventure! Minecraft Server

XCraft Survival is celebrating 10 Years of providing a nice escape! Since 2013, we’ve been working hard to create a server that allows you to play with ease. We’re all about the old-school survival experience, with a few fun twists! From custom enchantments and tweaked crafting recipes to fighting Herobrine and using Flight Feathers, you’ll find your niche!

We are a play-to-win server, the only way that you’re going to get farther than anyone else is by putting in the work, which means NO P2W. Our ranks are purely cosmetic, letting you earn everything you have in-game with our Perks system. You can upgrade yourself to have more set homes, player vaults, portable workstations, and more!

Join our Discord for updates!: https://discord.com/invite/U9zp3XF9GR

play.xcsurvival.com

LonksMC – Towny [1.20.2]

ADMIN, Coowner, Cratess, Jobs, Lonks, MCMMO, Moderator, Need, PvP, Quests, Rangewonk, Staff, Survival, Towny, Townysurvival

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4180
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

If a fun, friendly and engaging server is what you’re looking for, you can stop searching. Lonks MC is all that and more! Built around Towny, MCMMO, Jobs and other great plugins, Lonks is a server with plenty to offer!

With several monthly events, minigames, more than 35 ranks and a wonderful community there’s plenty for you to discover – with more to come as the server constantly updates and changes! Sound good? Come on over so you too can become part of our wonderful community!

Features:– Towny– MCMMO– Free Ranks– Jobs– Quests– Minigames– Weekly Events

Our Community:IP: LonksMC.comWebsite: https://www.lonksmc.comDiscord: discord.gg/F9PSkgM

Lonksmc.com

Astralic SMP

Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	857
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Magic Items Found:	5717
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

We are excited to welcome you to our new Minecraft server, forums, and Discord community! Whether you’re a seasoned player or a newbie, we hope you’ll find our community to be a welcoming and inclusive place to play and connect with fellow Minecraft enthusiasts. Our server offers a wide range of gameplay, from crates, to voting incentives, store purchases, in-game currency, tags, and everything in between. We’re constantly working to improve and add new features to make your experience on our server the best it can be.

play.astralic.gg