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Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 3313 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that we once had a player build a rollercoaster that went straight to the moon, only to crash land in a village of friendly zombie villagers who just wanted to trade emeralds for rotten flesh. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of mischievous baby wolves wearing top hats.
So, if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before and be part of a community that’s as crazy as a creeper on caffeine, then come join us on our server! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally answer the age-old question: what would it take to flip NJ and NY red? (Hint: probably a lot of TNT and a giant statue of Steve riding a pig)