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  • Patronized Crafting Legends

    Patronized Crafting Legends

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join THE most MAGICAL Minecraft Server You NEVER Asked For!

    Are you prepared to FLIP your existence upside down? Join us in a realm where GRAVITY is a myth and COWS wear glasses! This is not just a server; it’s a descent into the pixelated ABYSS where every block is a doorway to your SOLAR SYSTEM! Forget everything you know about reality, because we’re here to melt your mind like a snowman in a furnace of despair! Who needs logic when you can have CHAOS? Join NOW and discover why this is both the BEST and the WORST server that doesn’t exist!

    Features That Will Make You Question Your Very Existence

    Feature Description
    Gravity-Defying Blocks Blocks that float like your hopes and dreams while you plummet into oblivion!
    Invisible Creepers They may or may not exist. Are you sure? What is a creeper?
    Talking Fish Ask them for advice and receive RIDDLES instead. They hold the secrets of the universe!
    Time Travel Mining Mine a block and you might end up in the Jurassic period! Or are you in the FUTURE?
    Endless Hunger Games You’ll never be full! Fight your hunger or LOOSE your mind!

    Frequently Asked Questions (Or Are They?)

    Q: How do I join the server? A: If you can hear the color purple, dance to the rhythm of the void until a portal opens beneath your feet. If not, who are you, really?

    Q: What are the server rules? A: Rules? Who needs rules when you can just chant the Fibonacci sequence backwards while juggling raw chicken?!

    Q: Are there any mods on this server? A: Mods? There’s only the GREAT OAK and its endless wisdom. Or perhaps that was just your neighbor’s cat… Never trust cats…

    Random Quotes From Another Dimension

    “As someone who likes getting patrionized there's nothing better to hear stuff like ‘I knew what that was before you were born’…”

    “I grew up playing MGS2 on the PS2.”

    “What even is a Minecraft?”

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CraftyQuotesMC

    CraftyQuotesMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    What game is so iconic that you can just shout “Creeper, aw man!” and everyone knows exactly what you’re talking about? That’s right, it’s our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding creepers, diamond-hungry zombies, and a never-ending quest for the perfect blocky castle.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with stacks of diamonds. Legend has it, they built a towering diamond castle that could be seen from miles away. But beware, for every diamond block placed, a sneaky Enderman would come and steal it away!

    But fear not, brave adventurer, for our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King. If you can defeat him in battle, he will grant you access to a secret realm filled with rare loot and enchanted weapons. And let’s not forget about our resident prankster, the Mischievous Chicken. Rumor has it, he once turned an entire village into chickens just for laughs!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on a journey filled with laughter, danger, and endless possibilities. Just remember, in this world, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of angry skeletons!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • BlocktopiaCraft

    BlocktopiaCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    “Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden portal in the depths of the Nether. Little did they know, this portal led them to a whole new world filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas! But that’s not all – there are quests to complete, dungeons to conquer, and even a secret disco party every Friday night!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the elusive Rainbow Sheep, whose wool changes color with every jump!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, most unpredictable adventures you’ll ever have in a game. Remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few exploding creepers. See you there, gamers!”

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  • PixelPals Minecraft SMP

    PixelPals Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! We have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, like we’re basically living like Minecraft royalty. And get this, we have a pet creeper named Steve who likes to blow things up for fun, like he’s our own personal TNT dispenser. It’s hilarious, trust me.

    But wait, there’s more! We also have a giant statue of Notch made entirely out of golden blocks, because why not? And every Saturday night, we have a massive PvP tournament where the winner gets a real-life diamond sword (just kidding, it’s actually made of foam, but still cool, right?).

    So if you wanna join in on the craziness and make some new friends (or enemies, depending on how good you are at PvP), then come on over to our Minecraft SMP and let the shenanigans begin! Remember, diamonds are forever, but our friendship is priceless. Let’s do this, gamers!

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  • Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Remember that one time when you were playing Minecraft and you heard the quote “It’s dangerous to go alone, take this!” and you were like, “Yeah, I’ll take this diamond sword and slay some zombies!” Well, on our server, we take that quote to a whole new level. We give you a pet chicken to accompany you on your adventures! That’s right, you’ll never be alone with Clucky by your side, ready to peck any creepers that come your way.

    But that’s not all! Have you ever heard the quote “The cake is a lie”? Well, on our server, the cake is not only real, but it’s also a magical cake that gives you superpowers for a limited time! Imagine flying around the map, shooting fireballs from your hands, all thanks to a delicious slice of cake. And don’t worry, it’s not a lie, we promise.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you have a pet chicken sidekick and a magical cake that grants you superpowers? It’s a wild and wacky world out there, and we invite you to come join the fun on our server. Who knows what other surprises and quotes you’ll discover along the way!

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  • BlockParty Minecraft Server

    BlockParty Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t hug gators? Well, look no further because on our server, you can do just that! Our gators are the friendliest around and love a good cuddle.

    But that’s not all! Ever wondered why girls look so attractive when they’re giving you the stink eye? Well, on our server, you’ll find out! Our players have mastered the art of looking attractive while radiating pure hatred and disgust. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with gator hugs and attractive glares. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you on our server? Come find out!

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  • PvPGrand

    PvPGrand

    New Minecraft Servers

    Pvp and Duels servers with custom plugins Hard mobs, Good admins and moders No lag and Creative items Lucky blocks and King of Ladder Jobs (miner and woodcutter) Join and it will be good

    pvpgrand.ru

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Froggiesmp

    Froggiesmp

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft survival server with land claiming? Look no further!

    Introducing [FroggieSMP]a survival server that offers land claiming to protect your hard work and creations. Join our friendly community of players and enjoy a worry-free survival experience.

    Here’s what sets us apart:

    1. Land Claiming: Our server utilizes a land claiming system that allows you to protect your builds and belongings. Claim your own land and customize the size and shape to fit your needs. No need to worry about griefers or unwanted interference.

    2. Easy-to-Use Plugin: We have implemented a user-friendly land claiming plugin that makes the process of claiming and managing your land simple and intuitive. Protecting your territory has never been easier.

    3. Player Interaction: Our server encourages collaboration and interaction among players. Form alliances, build communities, or trade resources with your neighbors. Engage in friendly competition or work together on massive projects.

    4. Economy and Shops: Establish your own shops within the server’s economy. Trade resources, buy and sell items, and become a successful entrepreneur. Our server provides a thriving marketplace for all players to participate in.

    5. Active Community: Join our active and welcoming community of players who share your passion for survival gameplay. Interact with fellow players, participate in events, and make lasting friendships. Our community is always ready to lend a helping hand.

    6. Supportive Staff Team: Our dedicated staff members are committed to providing a fair and enjoyable gaming experience. They are readily available to assist you with any questions or concerns you may have.

    Join us today and experience the best of both survival and land claiming on [FroggieSMP]. Connect to our server at [FroggieSMP.mcnetwork.me] and start your adventure. Visit our Discord discord.gg/FkWtNWc4mp for more information and to connect with our community. We can’t wait to see you in-game!

    FroggieSMP.mcnetwork.me

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  • Hardcore Traders

    Hardcore Traders

    New Minecraft Servers

    READY FOR A CHALLENGE? then… ● Welcome to Hardcore Traders ● This is a new place for veterans, new players and returning players to play together or against. Trade your wares for emeralds to buy powerful items in the city! Challenge yourself into having a trading faction, but first… you need to survive the hard start! You can try your luck but nothing on this server is easy, this is Hardcore Traders!

    s675948.csrv.pl

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Geagles factions

    Geagles factions

    New Minecraft Servers

    This is the stream server of DutchGeagle ——————————————————————————————- Everyone follow https://www.twitch.tv/dutchgeagle ——————————————————————————————- The server is still under construction but it is almost finished

    5.255.85.204:25876

    New Minecraft Server
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  • The driesoes network

    The driesoes network

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to The Driesoes Network, your ultimate Minecraft haven offering a diverse array of game modes to cater to every type of player! Prepare to embark on an unforgettable journey where camaraderie, cunning strategy, and boundless creativity reign supreme. Step into a world where factions rise, alliances are forged, legends are born, and new horizons of adventure await!

    🏰Factions – Forge Your Empire: Rally your closest allies and stake your claim to a territory. From towering fortresses to hidden underground bases, the possibilities are boundless. Form unbreakable bonds with your faction mates as you challenge rival groups in epic battles for supremacy. Will you rise to the top and become the most feared faction in the realm?

    ⚔️Survival – Embrace the Wilderness: Thrive in our thrilling survival world as you dare to challenge the untamed wilderness. Gather resources, fend off menacing creatures, and build your sanctuary from scratch. Explore diverse landscapes, from lush forests to daunting deserts, each offering unique challenges and uncharted treasures waiting to be discovered.

    🏹Skyblock – Conquer the Skies: Elevate your adventure to the skies in our captivating Skyblock mode. Begin with limited resources on a floating island and use your ingenuity to expand and flourish. Navigate challenges in the aerial realm, create automated farms, and unlock the secrets of this unique gameplay experience.

    ☁️PvP Arenas – Test Your Skills: Hone your combat prowess in our heart-pounding PvP arenas. Engage in intense duels or join epic team battles, putting your tactics and reflexes to the ultimate test. Showcase your mastery of weaponry, archery, and magic, earning the respect of fellow warriors and the envy of your adversaries.

    ⚔️Community Events – Unite for Fun: At The Driesoes Network, we celebrate the vibrant community that brings our world to life! Engage in thrilling events, from treasure hunts and scavenger hunts to exhilarating parkour challenges. Forge lasting friendships and create unforgettable memories as we come together to embrace the spirit of camaraderie!

    🌐Economy and Trading – Thrive in Commerce: Immerse yourself in our bustling economy system, where your trading skills can lead to prosperity. Gather valuable resources, set up shop, and partake in lively commerce with fellow players. Accumulate wealth and become a prominent figure in The Driesoes Network’s thriving marketplace.

    💎Secure and Fair Gameplay: Your safety and enjoyment are paramount to us. Our vigilant staff ensures a hack-free environment, offering a secure platform for everyone to relish. Venture forth into this thrilling Minecraft realm with peace of mind and immerse yourself in captivating gameplay.

    🔒🎉 Join Us Today! Are you ready to embrace the challenges of Factions, Survival, Skyblock, and more? Rally your friends or make new companions, and step into The Driesoes Network. Prepare to be enthralled by boundless possibilities, epic battles, heartwarming friendships, and captivating adventures that await you. Whether you’re a seasoned player or a complete novice, all are welcome to partake in the journey!

    🌐🌐 IP Address: mc.driesoesnetwork.com

    What are you waiting for? The next great Minecraft adventure awaits you at The Driesoes Network! Join us now and become part of an extraordinary community where Factions, Survival, Skyblock, and more are elevated to unprecedented heights. See you in the game! 🎮

    mc.driesoesnetwork.com

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  • DPCraft

    DPCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    At DPCraft Network, we strive to provide a Tailored Minecraft Gameplay Experience (one of a kind). Why don’t you join and see it yourself? Gamemodes that we currently offer: 1) Vanilla SMP 2) Bedwars 3) KitPvP and 4) Fancy Survival.

    play.dpcraftnetwork.com

    New Minecraft Server
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  • HundredDays

    HundredDays

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to HundredDays! Here we have: – KitPvP – 1.8 – Ranks: Standard, Killer, Vip, Veteran, Nexus, Hundred – CrateKeys

    54.36.214.247:25608

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Horizongate network

    Horizongate network

    New Minecraft Servers

    Horizongate Network is a new server including our main game modes of survival, skyblock, and prison coming soon! Join now to experience our custom enchanted items, custom crates, property claiming, mines in survival, auction house, and much more! We also have pets, rewards, and player warps!

    horizongate.online

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Boddy

    Boddy

    New Minecraft Servers

    SkyFactions server.This server is special because in romania did not exist an a server with SkyFactions.In this gamemode,you need to create a island and a factions.After you created the island and factions you need to increase with you island because friday at 20:30AM will be an a Factions War

    GrassCraftRo.aternos.me

    New Minecraft Server
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  • GamesCraft

    GamesCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    GamesCraft is the – Survival / Creative / Mini Games – Server on version 1.15.2! Come on and lets play with us! Server-shop: http://craftserve.pl/s/669070/shop

    gamescraft.ovh

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