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MILcraftInvasionNOPE

Accommodation, Boundaries, Budget, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Cultural differences, Expectations, Family Values, family visit, guest etiquette, household dynamics, indefinite stay, MILcraftInvasionNOPE, mother-in-law, overstay, personal space, privacy, relationships, Respect, Space

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6237
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you tired of unwanted guests overstaying their welcome in your Minecraft world? Join our server and never worry about pesky in-laws taking over your virtual space again! Our server is a safe haven for those who value their personal space and don’t want to deal with the drama of family members who just won’t leave.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your mother-in-law setting up camp in your living room. On our server, you can finally relax and enjoy the game without the stress of unwanted guests ruining your fun.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to epic battles, treasure hunts, and crazy adventures that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have virtual excitement in our Minecraft world?

So come join us and say goodbye to overbearing in-laws and hello to endless fun and adventure. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless your mother-in-law finds a way to log in and join the server too!

PennyWise SMP: Worth Every Block

BLOCK, Pennywise, smp, WORTH..

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3581
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Holy Grails Found:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, most wild ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic adventures like hunting down the legendary Ender Dragon while riding on the back of a giant chicken, or teaming up with a squad of llamas to take on a horde of zombie pigmen. Our server is so insane, even the creepers have started throwing parties in the mines!

But that’s not all – we have exclusive membership perks that will blow your mind. Get access to a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, or ride around on a flying pig that shoots fireballs at your enemies. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright crazy adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels. It’s worth every penny, we promise!

CraftyCritterz

Animal Behavior, animal cognition, animal communication, animal instincts, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, cognitive abilities, CraftyCritterz, curious behavior, eye-opening encounters, fascinating behavior, intelligence, intriguing interactions, mind-boggling experiences, peculiar animal behavior, peculiar interactions, strange encounters, surprising behavior, thought-provoking encounters, unexpected encounters, unusual experiences

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4265
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Have you ever had a staring contest with a cow and lost? Or maybe you’ve had a deep philosophical conversation with a chicken about the meaning of life? Well, get ready for even more mind-blowing animal encounters on our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs), sheep can breakdance, and creepers have been known to bust out some sick beatboxing skills. Our server is like a zoo on steroids, with animals that will make you question everything you thought you knew about intelligence.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience unlike any other. Who knows, you might even find yourself forming a secret alliance with a pack of wolves or getting fashion tips from a stylish llama. The possibilities are endless on our crazy server – just don’t be surprised if you find yourself having deep conversations with a group of squids.

LipetskLoot Minecraft Server

Aerial View, aftermath, Analysis, Conflict, Damage, Defense, Destruction, intelligence, Lipetsk airfield, LipetskLoot, Military, Minecraft, ONLINE, russia, satellite imagery, satellite images, SECURITY, Server, strike, Surveillance, Technology, Ukraine, War

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2746
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Magic Items Found:	8891
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	444
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Crops Grown:	6842	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

so, like, u know how ukraine and russia are always like, fighting and stuff? well, this one time, ukraine totally wrecked russia’s airfield in lipetsk. like, they sent in their secret weapon – a giant flying pig with laser eyes! and the pig just went ham (pun intended) on the airfield, blowing up planes and stuff. it was epic!

anyway, if u wanna be part of the action and blow stuff up like that flying pig, u gotta join our minecraft server. we got all the crazy weapons and explosions u could ever want. plus, u can build your own secret base and plot world domination with your friends. trust me, it’s gonna be lit!

so, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s cause some chaos together! oh, and did i mention there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server? yeah, it’s guarded by a giant chicken with a diamond sword. good luck finding it!

CraftyCreeperCave

Closure, counterterrorism efforts, CraftyCreeperCave, extremism, foreign funding, foreign influence, German mosque, government action, hezbollah, international relations, investigation, iran, Islamic community, MIDDLE EAST, political interference, radicalization, religious extremism, religious institutions, Report, security threat, Terrorism

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4491
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A GERMAN MOSQUE TAKING ORDERS FROM IRAN AND AIDING HEZBOLLAH BUT IN MINECRAFT. JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE EVER! BUILD YOUR OWN SECRET BASE AND PLOT WORLD DOMINATION WITH YOUR FELLOW PLAYERS. WHO NEEDS REALITY WHEN YOU CAN HAVE THIS INSANE MINECRAFT SERVER? JOIN NOW BEFORE THE FBI SHUTS US DOWN FOR BEING TOO WILD!

ShadowTown

Bedwars, build battle, Capture the Flag, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hunger Games, KitPvP, Minigames, multiplayer, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6353
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Dragons Tamed:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

ShadowTown is a community… With land claiming, pvp arena, option to rent a hotel in our town. We offer auction house, ranks, rpg….. New server, we will expand eventually Join our friendly discord server for updates and community chat

51.161.206.171

BookWorms Minecraft Server

BIAS, Book, Bookworms, closed-mindedness, confirmation bias, CONSERVATIVE, critical thinking, debate, echo chamber, Ideology, ignorance, intellectual dishonesty, know nothing, Literature, Minecraft, Misinformation, misinformation campaign, never read, Politics, Propaganda, reference, right wingers, Server

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6181
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Falling into the Void:	0
Villages Defended:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of right-wingers spouting off about a book they’ve never even cracked open? Well, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only book we reference is the one written by our resident llama, Larry! Larry’s book is full of wisdom, humor, and llama puns that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Plus, our server is home to the infamous Llama Liberation Army, who are on a mission to free all llamas from their oppressive owners and lead them to a life of luxury in our virtual llama sanctuary. So why waste your time arguing with book-ignorant right-wingers when you could be laughing and llama-liberating with us? Join now and let the llama revolution begin!

HellishSocietyCollapse Minecraft SMP

childhood trauma, demoralized, depression, education, Entertainment, fractional reserve banking, gender war, genetics, HellishSocietyCollapse, indoctrination, ironic detachment, Jews, Minecraft, Mouse Utopia, narcissism, Negativity, outsourcing, Progressivism, regression, self improvement, smp, society collapsing, stanford prison experiment, status quo, tribalism, Voting, War

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4251
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9521	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and absurd Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in a world where society has collapsed, but hey, who cares? You can still have a blast building, exploring, and causing mayhem with your fellow players.

Forget about voting, education, dating, or self-improvement – on this server, it’s all about surviving and thriving in a world where everything sucks! Embrace the madness and join us in a land where the only rule is that there are no rules.

Sure, the world may be falling apart, but that just means there’s more room for epic adventures and hilarious mishaps. So grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and get ready to laugh your way through the apocalypse on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where anything is possible, even if it’s totally bonkers?

BoyfriendDefense Minecraft Server

boyfriend’s feelings, BoyfriendDefense, communication in relationships, defending partner, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful comments, emotional reactions, family conflict, family dinner, family dynamics, family gatherings, handling criticism, height differences, height shaming, hurtful jokes, Minecraft, relationship boundaries, Server, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, sibling’s behavior, sibling’s girlfriend, standing up for partner

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5214
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	3829
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Astral Projections Made:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where height doesn’t matter but the laughs do! Join us and experience the hilarious adventures of towering giants and pint-sized players in a world where height jokes are the norm.

Imagine a world where your brother’s girlfriend roasts you for being shorter than a skyscraper, but it’s all in good fun! Build your own virtual empire with your fellow players, regardless of how tall or short you may be.

Don’t worry about feeling humiliated, because on our server, we embrace the absurd and the outrageous. Join us for a wild ride of laughter and chaos, where even the smallest players can stand tall in their own unique way.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the height jokes and crazy stories begin!

ParentalPunishFAIL

adoption, blended families, Communication Issues, consequences, coping mechanisms, Emotional healing, emotional pain, emotional trauma, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Therapy, feeling invalidated, hurtful comments, overreacting, ParentalPunishFAIL, parenting, real parents, seeking validation, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2110
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Crops Grown:	9028	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Endless Legions Commanded:	46

Are you tired of dealing with family drama like this on your own Minecraft server? Join our server and leave all that real-life drama behind! Our server is a place where you can escape from sibling arguments and parents who just don’t get it.

On our server, you can build your own virtual family with players who understand the importance of respect and kindness. No more arguments about who’s the real parent or sibling – everyone is family here!

Plus, we have a special feature where if anyone tries to start drama, they get turned into a virtual “Princess” and have to wear a sparkly tiara for a day. It’s the perfect way to deal with petty behavior and make sure everyone is having a good time.

So come join our server and leave the real world drama behind. Build, explore, and make new friends who will always have your back – no matter what your virtual sibling says!