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No Peek Minecraft Server

avoid smash, do not look, do not look at smash, don’t watch smash, ignore smash, Minecraft, peek, prevent looking at smash, refrain from looking at smash, Server, SMASH, stay away from smash

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5901
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Potions Brewed:	192
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Zombie Dances:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dimension Hops:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter! Why should you join? Because our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.

We have custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. Want to ride a pig while shooting fireworks out of a diamond sword? We got you covered. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the zombies are the best dancers in town.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself is on the guest list. And if you join now, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and don’t even think about looking at Smash, because our server is where the real party is at!

> Idio Craft SMP – It Wasn’t Supposed To Be…

BE, cautionary tale, comedy, Craft, documentary, Dystopia, Entertainment, film, Future, Government, humor, idio, idiocracy, intelligence, Luke Wilson, Mike Judge, Movie, Politics, pop culture, satire, satire film, smp, social commentary, society, supposed, WASNT

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6818
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Potions Brewed:	107	Secret Passages Found:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have taken idiocracy to a whole new level.

Do you enjoy watching players build houses made entirely out of lava? How about witnessing someone try to tame a creeper as a pet? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a typical day on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have been known to start wars over who has the best pet chicken, hold dance parties in the Nether, and even create a roller coaster that goes straight into a pool of lava.

So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and idiocracy is the norm, then come join us! Just remember, this server wasn’t supposed to be a documentary, but it sure feels like one.

CraftyDadGaySon

acceptance, aita, Communication, copying behavior, CraftyDadGaySon, FaceTime, family dynamics, Fatherhood, Financial Stability, gender stereotypes, good dad, Headbands, Homophobia, LGBTQ, love, making our son gay, not together, parenting, personal beliefs, ridiculous reaction, son’s father

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6390
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	213	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things fabulous and fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored blocks, sparkly unicorns, and headbands with bows that will make your character look absolutely fierce.

Need a break from the real world drama? Look no further, because on our server, we leave all the negativity at the door. Just like the time my ex freaked out over a headband and thought it would turn our son gay. Seriously, who knew accessories had that kind of power? But hey, on our server, we celebrate individuality and diversity, so wear that headband proudly!

So come on over and join us for a magical adventure where love is love, and being your fabulous self is always encouraged. Who knows, you might even find a diamond-encrusted headband to wear while you build your dream castle! See you there, darling!

BoomerCraftTipsNTricks

advice for today, BoomerCraftTipsNTricks, changing times, contemporary advice, current advice, evolving advice, generational advice, generational differences, generational wisdom, ineffective advice, irrelevant advice, modern solutions, obsolete advice, old-fashioned advice, older generations, outdated advice, outdated beliefs, past advice, traditional advice, unhelpful advice, updated advice

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7173
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Are you tired of listening to older generations spout off outdated advice that no longer works? Well, join our Minecraft server and leave those old fogies in the dust! Our server is filled with cutting-edge technology and innovative gameplay that will make you forget all about those dusty old tips from your grandparents.

On our server, we have a secret potion that will make you invincible in PvP battles, so you can finally show those young whippersnappers who’s boss. And if you’re tired of hearing about how you need to “work hard” to succeed, we have a special cheat code that will give you unlimited diamonds with just the click of a button.

So say goodbye to outdated advice and hello to a whole new world of fun and excitement on our Minecraft server. Join us now and start living your best blocky life!

Nano Bot Craze Minecraft Server

Blood, Bot, CRAZE, FINNISH, Finnish man, future technology, Honey, human eye, Impressive.., innovation, invention, medicine delivery, Minecraft, Nano, nano scale, nanobots, proof, ring structures, Robots, Server, small rings, soft robots, Technology, viscotic fluid, zero-elastic-energy mode

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7429
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Villages Defended:	14
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Dimension Hops:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have tiny ring-shaped robots navigating through honey (or blood, if you’re feeling adventurous)! These robots are so small, they’re almost nano-sized, but not quite there yet. Imagine the chaos of having these little bots running around in your bloodstream, delivering medicine and causing mischief along the way.

Join our server and witness the magic of ring robots bending and moving in all directions, thanks to their zero-elastic-energy mode. Who needs proof of nano scale bots in human blood when you can experience it firsthand in our virtual world?

So come on, join us and be a part of this groundbreaking invention that may one day revolutionize the medical industry. Just be careful not to accidentally squish one of these soft robots with your fingers – they may be small, but they sure know how to pack a punch!

D E K O M O R I – Minecraft SMP

Anime, Character, Chunibyo, comedy, COSPLAY, cute, Dekomori, DEKOMORIDESU, Delusional, FANART, FANTASY, friendship, japanese, Kawaii, Magical Girl, Minecraft, moe, Otaku, Rikka Takanashi, schoolgirl, slice of life, smp

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3289
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because DEKOMORIDESU is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Llama, a mystical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one player even managed to tame the Diamond Llama and ride it into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers.

So why should you join DEKOMORIDESU? Because where else can you participate in epic llama races, build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and engage in intense battles with a giant squid boss named Squishy? Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Join us now and let the madness begin!

WeddingWoes Minecraft Server

acceptance, Best Friend, Boundaries, celebration, Cultural, decision, family, friendship, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, love, loyalty, Marriage, Minecraft, relationships, Respect, Server, South Asian, Support, tradition, Understanding, Wedding, WeddingWoes

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7828
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Enchantments Applied:	245
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that values inclusivity and acceptance? Look no further than our server! We welcome players of all backgrounds and orientations, because we believe everyone deserves a place to call home in the Minecraft world.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious shenanigans. We even have a special event where players can compete in a wedding planning competition – just make sure to invite your partner, because we celebrate love in all its forms!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of our wacky community – where the only thing that matters is having fun and spreading positivity. So come on over and join us, because on our server, everyone is family – even if your best friend tries to exclude your wife from the guest list!

HangryCraft: Foodie Surprise!

aita, chicken sandwich, cold, Communication, Disappointment, Expectations, Food, foodie, Fresh, Fries, Gesture, Grateful, HangryCraft, Justice, Krabby Patty burger, lettuce, pineapple Frosty, Surprise, surprise gone wrong, unappreciated, Wendys, Wife

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8945
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	25	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	94
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Potions Brewed:	135	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to never serve you a cold Krabby Patty burger or forget your fries! Our virtual kitchen is always stocked with the freshest ingredients and our Frostys are always pineapple-y delicious.

Join us and experience the thrill of hunting for the elusive lettuce block to add to your burger, or embark on a quest to find the perfect spot to enjoy your meal without getting attacked by creepers. And don’t worry, we always listen to our players’ requests and make sure to deliver the full meal deal every time.

So come on in and feast on the most epic virtual meals of your life! Just be sure to thank us grandly for our culinary creations, or risk facing the wrath of hangry gamers. See you at the table!

CraftyCriminal on Minecraft SMP

arrest, civil rights, CraftyCriminal, crime, criminal behavior, criminal justice, Due Process, false accusation, fear, innocent, Innocent Until Proven Guilty, Justice, law enforcement, Legal System, Minecraft, misjudgment, mistake, misunderstanding, Police, prejudice, smp, unfair treatment, wrongful arrest

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4189
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8

Are you tired of being a law-abiding citizen in the real world? Do you yearn for a life of crime and chaos? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and unleash your inner criminal mastermind as you build, steal, and grief your way to the top.

Forget about being arrested for petty crimes like jaywalking or littering. In our world, the only crime you’ll be committing is having too much fun! From organizing elaborate heists to starting a black market for rare items, the possibilities are endless.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the most notorious player in the virtual world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn a spot on the server’s Most Wanted list!

MineCraftLifeLolz

acceptance, balance, Contentment, cultivating inner peace, embracing change, finding joy in small moments, fulfillment, Gratitude, growth mindset., Happiness, learning from challenges, living in the present, mindfulness, MineCraftLifeLolz, optimism, outlook on life, perspective, positivity, purpose, resilience, SELF AWARENESS

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5574
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Crops Grown:	2647
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Void Gems Collected:	23	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled dimension! Join us for non-stop fun and adventure as we embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama and battle evil creepers with our trusty enchanted pickaxes.

Our community is filled with hilarious characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From the mischievous prankster who turns everything into cake to the wizard who can summon a herd of flying pigs, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, your life will never be the same after you’ve joined our epic quest for llama-filled glory!