A cross play server, from greece. the server is for everyone. even for cracked players. with lots of minigames. Many more staff is coming soon..
play.mysticlands.xyz:22800
A cross play server, from greece. the server is for everyone. even for cracked players. with lots of minigames. Many more staff is coming soon..
play.mysticlands.xyz:22800
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, and fight off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot. We have custom plugins that turn every chicken into a hostile mob and every tree into a giant slime.
But that’s not all! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who only speaks in riddles. Legend has it that if you can solve his puzzles, he’ll grant you three wishes – but be careful, because he’s a trickster at heart.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!
Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and the chance to ride pigs into battle against giant creepers. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Rumor has it he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks, enchanted gear, and a never-ending supply of cake. And if you manage to find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.
1. We have a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But shh, it’s a secret!
2. Our server is haunted by a ghostly Ender Dragon who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Don’t worry, he’s friendly…mostly.
3. We have a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking animals who will trade you rare items for emeralds. Who wouldn’t want a pet panda with a diamond sword?
4. Our server is protected by a team of ninja villagers who will defend you from any creepers or zombies that dare to attack. They may be small, but they are mighty!
So what are you waiting for? Join our nyargacuga edition server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers with their hooves. Join us and witness the majestic llama architecture firsthand.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Just imagine the chaos that ensues when you log in and find all your diamonds have been replaced with…potatoes!
So come join us on our wacky, wild, and slightly spooky Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you?
1. Our server has a secret underground society of voting villagers who control the economy. Want to be part of their elite group? Join now!
2. We have a giant voting booth made entirely out of diamond blocks. It’s the fanciest polling place you’ll ever see in Minecraft!
3. Rumor has it that if you vote enough times, you’ll unlock a special power that allows you to fly on a giant chicken around the server. Who wouldn’t want that?
4. Our server is home to the legendary Vote Monster, a creature made entirely out of voting slips and who grants wishes to those who prove their dedication to voting. Will you be the next lucky player to encounter this mythical beast?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate voting champion of Minecraft!
Join us and ride around in post carts that are powered by magical rainbow unicorns. Yes, you read that right – unicorns! These majestic creatures will take you on a wild ride through our server, where you’ll encounter flying pigs, dancing llamas, and even a talking chicken named Cluckington.
But that’s not all! Our server also has a recommendation system unlike any other. Instead of just recommending cool builds or resources, our players recommend the most bizarre and hilarious things you can imagine. From building a giant toilet to creating a rollercoaster made entirely of cheese, the possibilities are endless.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky. Rumor has it that if you find the elusive .webp file hidden somewhere in the world, you’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly Ender Dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the pixelated madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!
Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through the blocky world together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (pun intended)!
Don’t let stinky feet hold you back from joining the most odor-free Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
But wait, there’s more! We have a whole village of villagers who are actually secretly aliens in disguise. They trade the weirdest stuff like emeralds for slime balls and rotten flesh for diamonds. It’s like a wacky alien market up in here.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts of past players roam the halls. They leave behind treasure chests full of loot, but beware, they also like to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Like one time, a ghost turned all our sheep pink just for funsies.
So come join our Minecraft SMP for the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret of the cursed diamond pickaxe that turns everything it touches into cake. It’s a wild ride, my dudes.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Tax Evasion Dungeon, where players can battle their way through hordes of IRS agents and tax collectors to claim their rightful tax breaks. And if you’re feeling extra daring, try your luck at the Tax Fraud Casino, where the odds are always in your favor (wink, wink).
So why settle for boring old tax brackets when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of evading taxes like a true high roller? Join now and start living the tax-free life you’ve always dreamed of!
anyways, our server is lit af. we got flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. oh, and did i mention the diamond armor that turns you into a unicorn? yeah, it’s real.
plus, we have the most epic treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden carrots and magic potions that make you invincible.
so come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, it’s not lukashenko, it’s putin.
WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, LIKE, LITERALLY. OUR MINES ARE SO RICH, YOU’LL BE SWIMMING IN BLING BLING IN NO TIME.
BUT THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS. WE’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH PIGS THAT CAN FLY. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME. FLYING PIGS.
OH, AND DID I MENTION OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A PROFESSIONAL BALLET DANCER? YEAH, HE’LL PUT ON A SHOW FOR YOU WHILE YOU FIGHT HIM.
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE. PLUS, OUR RESIDENT VILLAGER IS A MASTER CHEF WHO MAKES THE BEST DIAMOND-ENCRUSTED CAKE YOU’LL EVER TASTE.
SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE FUN! LET’S BUILD SOME CRAZY SH*T TOGETHER!
we got crazy builds and insane challenges that will make u question reality. our brain prioritize safety over precision, but who needs safety when u can have fun in minecraft! come join us and let’s see how far we can push our wonky wrists together!