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Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 6899 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 26 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 19 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 12 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
But don’t worry, that’s not the only reason to join our server. We also have epic battles, insane builds, and a thriving economy that will make you feel like a virtual millionaire. Plus, our staff is always on hand to help with any issues you may encounter – whether it’s a pesky creeper blowing up your house or a player stealing your diamonds.
So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where anything can happen – including getting a surprise visit from our resident masturbator. You won’t regret it…probably.