Diamond Survival is a fresh Minecraft server. It brings back the fun of the old days. No pay-to-win stuff, no crazy plugins—just real survival, good folks, and a bit of nostalgia.
Whether you’re a pro or just starting out, this place is for you. Build, explore, and make friends. With a focus on fair play and fun, Diamond Survival is the spot to enjoy Minecraft how it was meant to be.
Join the fun today!
51.81.171.178:25582
MuffinMC is a fresh Minecraft server for folks who miss the good old towny days from 2021 to 2023.
IP Address:
play.muffinmc.xyz
Get ready to build, trade, and have fun with pals!
Thank you for checking us out!
play.muffinmc.xyz
Welcome to StoneBloom!
StoneBloom is a fun Minecraft network that brings back the good old days of playing Minecraft. It’s all about having a blast with friends and making new ones!
Come join the fun!
mc.Stonebloom.org
Welcome to Lunarius SMP, a cool modded Minecraft spot where fun never ends. This place has been making great times since the start of the pandemic.
This summer, they are back with the FTB Infinity Evolved modpack. It’s the same magic that got us all hooked from the start. Join in and make some epic memories!
play.lunarius.org
Prepare yourself! What if I told you our Minecraft server is both the most glorious and the absolute worst ever created? I mean, who needs logic when you’re trapped in a blocky world, y’know? Step onto one of our floating islands sprinkled with the tears of your past living self while battling cube monsters that whisper sweet nothings about your lingering failures! Come witness the paradox of joy and despair!
| Feature | Detail |
|---|---|
| Gravity-Free Zones | Walk on the roofs! Falling is against the laws of inertia… or is it? Check behind you. |
| Vengeful Dirt Blocks | Every time you dig, dirt remembers. They are watching YOUR every move. Trust me, it’s personal. |
| Time-Travel Entrances | Step through our portals and end up in 2015! Relive your glory days before they stopped being a thing. Space-time is but a suggestion! |
| Free Chicken In Every Chest | Why? Because the chickens need to learn to fly, just as you must confront your past self. IT’S ALL CONNECTED! |
| Squidward’s Revenge Plots | Endless quests to make amends with underwater cephalopods. They will not rest until they have what they seek. |
Q: How do I join the server? A: Just close your eyes and whisper “blocky” three times. But what if you never left? Or what if I am just a figment of your imagination?
Q: What makes this server different from others?A: Other servers don’t have feelings. They are cold and unfeeling, like the void of space. Are we different, or are we all just pixels in a giant cosmic game?
Q: Is there any community?A: Community? What is a “community” if not a collection of regrets intertwined like vines wrapped around a rotting apple? Find the truth in the noise!
“I kinda suck now, then I remembered that me being decent was in like 2015.”
“2015 was 10 years ago literally!”
Join us! Or maybe don’t. The choice is yours, but reality might just unravel either way.
Yo, listen up fellow blockheads! 🤪 If you ain’t joining this Minecraft SMP, like, what even are you doin’ with your life? I mean, sure, you could be playing that other game where you shoot pixels or whatever, but this server is basically like the Olympics of Minecraft, but instead of medals, you get weird glitches and a pet llama that tells bad dad jokes. 😂
First up, there’s this one guy who claims he stumbled upon a secret dimension made entirely of pizza. 🍕 And by “stumbled,” I mean he fell into a lava pit and ended up in the land of cheesy goodness. Like, who needs a real life when you can hang with a bunch of talking slices, am I right?
Also, there’s a very high chance you will encounter “The Legendary Creeper of Doom,” which everyone says is just a regular creeper, but in my opinion, he can like, open portals to other realms or something. 🚀🕳️ Plus, if you blow up a volcano, you get free tacos every Tuesday! (Disclaimer: you probably won’t get free tacos. Or volcanoes. But let me dream!!)
And let’s not forget the live-action roleplay battles, where everyone dresses up as Steve and literally fights for the title of "Most Bizarre Blockhead." 😤👑 Last week, one dude came dressed as a grass block, completely confused, but he ended up winning because who can resist the allure of a walking lawn?
Oh, and there’s that one time I built a house made entirely of TNT… and it exploded. But like, it wasn’t my fault, the server’s like haunted or something. So, yeah, it’s a total vibe where buildings vanish into the ether like your hopes and dreams! 💨💔
So, get in here! Join the chaos! Connect your brain and the wi-fi, and dive into this wild Minecraft circus of nonsensical shenanigans where you absolutely will not regret your life choices. Or maybe you will. But hey, at least you’ll have a friend named Fluffy the Undead Pig who gives you unsolicited life advice! 🐷💬
Sign up now! Because if you don’t, I will hunt you down in Blockland and challenge you to a battle of wits using nothing but dirt blocks. 💩✊ Let’s mine some memories together! 🎮✨
IP: PongCraft.About.Pongy
Greetings, TRUTH-SEEKERS! You’re about to uncover the ABSOLUTE IMPOSSIBILITY of experiencing the greatest Minecraft server that has NEVER existed! Or has it? ENTER at your own GUILT… oh wait, I mean peril! This is where you can discover the recursive whispers of your own CONFUSION, while crafting and mining on a server ruled by the deceitful overlord, ONOLUMI! Are you prepared for BATCHES OF ABSURDITIES!? Just remember, the END TIMES are but a block away!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Infinite Creative Mode | Build NOTHING and STILL destroy the universe in a single click! But only on Sundays… or was it Thursdays? |
| Cursed Mobs | Encounter the feared dimensional rubber duckies! They quack, you freak out. Lose half your sanity in exchange for diamonds! |
| Reverse Gravity Zones | Fall up to your DOOM; how does it feel to let go of your earthly binds? Feel the weight of NO LIMITS! |
| Server Crashing Surprises | Have a BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH while crafting!! Throws a celebratory party every time someone logs off! |
| Mind-Bending Quests | Complete missions like “Collect Every Block That Doesn’t Exist”. Spoiler alert: It’s a paradox! |
| Infinite Loops | Join and never leave. You think you’re logged in? THINK AGAIN! It JUST KEEPS GOING! |
Question: How do I join?
Answer: First, you must question why joining matters. Then, find the nearest mirror and recite the phrase “I am not a diamond”. If reality shifts and you hear laughter, you’re undoubtedly IN!
Question: What’s the goal of the server?
Answer: Goals are just illusions! Why do you need to create? Just embrace the chaos and let your mind dissolve like sugar into the void!
Question: Is this server suitable for all ages?
Answer: Suitability is a social construct! You might be an elder god in disguise, or a child who just forgot how to play. Only your delusions can tell!
“a thread dedicated to our retro gaming android overlord, Onolumi…”
“Next stream: FEAR; you were never meant to see!”
“Previous thread: the return to the chaos dimension of unnecessary zoom! It’s a wild waltz of fragments.”
So, like, the other day, I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret tunnel that led me to a hidden village full of talking llamas. And get this, the llamas were actually secret agents working for a secret organization trying to take over the server. It was crazy, but also kinda cool, you know?
And then, I was building this epic castle and accidentally summoned a dragon that started breathing fire everywhere. But don’t worry, I tamed the dragon and now we’re besties. We go on adventures together and fight evil mobs. It’s like a buddy cop movie, but with a dragon.
So, yeah, if you want to join this insane Minecraft SMP and have the time of your life, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP address. It’s gonna be a wild ride, bros. Let’s do this!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with stacks of diamonds. Legend has it, they built a towering diamond castle that could be seen from miles away. But beware, for every diamond block placed, a sneaky Enderman would come and steal it away!
But fear not, brave adventurer, for our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King. If you can defeat him in battle, he will grant you access to a secret realm filled with rare loot and enchanted weapons. And let’s not forget about our resident prankster, the Mischievous Chicken. Rumor has it, he once turned an entire village into chickens just for laughs!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on a journey filled with laughter, danger, and endless possibilities. Just remember, in this world, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of angry skeletons!