Welcome to Lunarius SMP, a cool modded Minecraft spot where fun never ends. This place has been making great times since the start of the pandemic.
This summer, they are back with the FTB Infinity Evolved modpack. It’s the same magic that got us all hooked from the start. Join in and make some epic memories!
play.lunarius.org
Prepare yourself! What if I told you our Minecraft server is both the most glorious and the absolute worst ever created? I mean, who needs logic when you’re trapped in a blocky world, y’know? Step onto one of our floating islands sprinkled with the tears of your past living self while battling cube monsters that whisper sweet nothings about your lingering failures! Come witness the paradox of joy and despair!
| Feature | Detail |
|---|---|
| Gravity-Free Zones | Walk on the roofs! Falling is against the laws of inertia… or is it? Check behind you. |
| Vengeful Dirt Blocks | Every time you dig, dirt remembers. They are watching YOUR every move. Trust me, it’s personal. |
| Time-Travel Entrances | Step through our portals and end up in 2015! Relive your glory days before they stopped being a thing. Space-time is but a suggestion! |
| Free Chicken In Every Chest | Why? Because the chickens need to learn to fly, just as you must confront your past self. IT’S ALL CONNECTED! |
| Squidward’s Revenge Plots | Endless quests to make amends with underwater cephalopods. They will not rest until they have what they seek. |
Q: How do I join the server? A: Just close your eyes and whisper “blocky” three times. But what if you never left? Or what if I am just a figment of your imagination?
Q: What makes this server different from others?A: Other servers don’t have feelings. They are cold and unfeeling, like the void of space. Are we different, or are we all just pixels in a giant cosmic game?
Q: Is there any community?A: Community? What is a “community” if not a collection of regrets intertwined like vines wrapped around a rotting apple? Find the truth in the noise!
“I kinda suck now, then I remembered that me being decent was in like 2015.”
“2015 was 10 years ago literally!”
Join us! Or maybe don’t. The choice is yours, but reality might just unravel either way.
Yo, listen up fellow blockheads! 🤪 If you ain’t joining this Minecraft SMP, like, what even are you doin’ with your life? I mean, sure, you could be playing that other game where you shoot pixels or whatever, but this server is basically like the Olympics of Minecraft, but instead of medals, you get weird glitches and a pet llama that tells bad dad jokes. 😂
First up, there’s this one guy who claims he stumbled upon a secret dimension made entirely of pizza. 🍕 And by “stumbled,” I mean he fell into a lava pit and ended up in the land of cheesy goodness. Like, who needs a real life when you can hang with a bunch of talking slices, am I right?
Also, there’s a very high chance you will encounter “The Legendary Creeper of Doom,” which everyone says is just a regular creeper, but in my opinion, he can like, open portals to other realms or something. 🚀🕳️ Plus, if you blow up a volcano, you get free tacos every Tuesday! (Disclaimer: you probably won’t get free tacos. Or volcanoes. But let me dream!!)
And let’s not forget the live-action roleplay battles, where everyone dresses up as Steve and literally fights for the title of "Most Bizarre Blockhead." 😤👑 Last week, one dude came dressed as a grass block, completely confused, but he ended up winning because who can resist the allure of a walking lawn?
Oh, and there’s that one time I built a house made entirely of TNT… and it exploded. But like, it wasn’t my fault, the server’s like haunted or something. So, yeah, it’s a total vibe where buildings vanish into the ether like your hopes and dreams! 💨💔
So, get in here! Join the chaos! Connect your brain and the wi-fi, and dive into this wild Minecraft circus of nonsensical shenanigans where you absolutely will not regret your life choices. Or maybe you will. But hey, at least you’ll have a friend named Fluffy the Undead Pig who gives you unsolicited life advice! 🐷💬
Sign up now! Because if you don’t, I will hunt you down in Blockland and challenge you to a battle of wits using nothing but dirt blocks. 💩✊ Let’s mine some memories together! 🎮✨
IP: PongCraft.About.Pongy
Greetings, TRUTH-SEEKERS! You’re about to uncover the ABSOLUTE IMPOSSIBILITY of experiencing the greatest Minecraft server that has NEVER existed! Or has it? ENTER at your own GUILT… oh wait, I mean peril! This is where you can discover the recursive whispers of your own CONFUSION, while crafting and mining on a server ruled by the deceitful overlord, ONOLUMI! Are you prepared for BATCHES OF ABSURDITIES!? Just remember, the END TIMES are but a block away!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Infinite Creative Mode | Build NOTHING and STILL destroy the universe in a single click! But only on Sundays… or was it Thursdays? |
| Cursed Mobs | Encounter the feared dimensional rubber duckies! They quack, you freak out. Lose half your sanity in exchange for diamonds! |
| Reverse Gravity Zones | Fall up to your DOOM; how does it feel to let go of your earthly binds? Feel the weight of NO LIMITS! |
| Server Crashing Surprises | Have a BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH while crafting!! Throws a celebratory party every time someone logs off! |
| Mind-Bending Quests | Complete missions like “Collect Every Block That Doesn’t Exist”. Spoiler alert: It’s a paradox! |
| Infinite Loops | Join and never leave. You think you’re logged in? THINK AGAIN! It JUST KEEPS GOING! |
Question: How do I join?
Answer: First, you must question why joining matters. Then, find the nearest mirror and recite the phrase “I am not a diamond”. If reality shifts and you hear laughter, you’re undoubtedly IN!
Question: What’s the goal of the server?
Answer: Goals are just illusions! Why do you need to create? Just embrace the chaos and let your mind dissolve like sugar into the void!
Question: Is this server suitable for all ages?
Answer: Suitability is a social construct! You might be an elder god in disguise, or a child who just forgot how to play. Only your delusions can tell!
“a thread dedicated to our retro gaming android overlord, Onolumi…”
“Next stream: FEAR; you were never meant to see!”
“Previous thread: the return to the chaos dimension of unnecessary zoom! It’s a wild waltz of fragments.”
So, like, the other day, I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret tunnel that led me to a hidden village full of talking llamas. And get this, the llamas were actually secret agents working for a secret organization trying to take over the server. It was crazy, but also kinda cool, you know?
And then, I was building this epic castle and accidentally summoned a dragon that started breathing fire everywhere. But don’t worry, I tamed the dragon and now we’re besties. We go on adventures together and fight evil mobs. It’s like a buddy cop movie, but with a dragon.
So, yeah, if you want to join this insane Minecraft SMP and have the time of your life, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP address. It’s gonna be a wild ride, bros. Let’s do this!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with stacks of diamonds. Legend has it, they built a towering diamond castle that could be seen from miles away. But beware, for every diamond block placed, a sneaky Enderman would come and steal it away!
But fear not, brave adventurer, for our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King. If you can defeat him in battle, he will grant you access to a secret realm filled with rare loot and enchanted weapons. And let’s not forget about our resident prankster, the Mischievous Chicken. Rumor has it, he once turned an entire village into chickens just for laughs!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on a journey filled with laughter, danger, and endless possibilities. Just remember, in this world, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of angry skeletons!
You’ll never be bored on this server because there are so many mini-games to play, like “Hot Potato” where you have to pass around a flaming potato before it explodes. And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that happen every hour on the hour.
Plus, the in-game currency is actually chocolate coins that you can use to buy magical flying pigs as mounts. And did I mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant disco party with llamas as DJs?
So forget about dkoldies and come join this Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity).
Remember the first game you ever played? Well, imagine if that game had a baby with Minecraft and that baby was raised by a pack of wild wolves. That’s basically what our server is like. It’s a crazy mashup of nostalgia, creativity, and pure chaos.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a secret underground lair filled with treasure and magical potions. And if you can find your way down there, you might just become the richest player in all of Minecraft history.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest adventure of your gaming life. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only limit is your imagination.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a secret stash of vintage computer games hidden in their lair. If you can defeat the dragon and loot their treasure, you’ll be able to play all your favorite classics like Oregon Trail and Minesweeper right in Minecraft!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate nostalgia trip of a lifetime. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden floppy disk of power, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can play Pong against Notch himself. Trust us, this server is a blast from the past that you won’t want to miss!
MineBeach
Welcome to MineBeach – The Best Heart Steal Game! Join play.minebeach.de and fight in fun PvP battles where hearts matter! Beat your foes, steal their hearts, and be the strongest player!
Features: Heart Steal PvP – Get hearts by beating others and rule the battlefield! Cool Gear – Make strong stuff to help you in fights. Active Gang – Team up, make friends, or go alone and be the best! Events & Tasks – Join fun events and win awesome prizes!
Ready to win and survive? Join now at play.minebeach.de and show your power!
play.minebeach.de:25568
PlatonicMC – The Best Survival Server!
Looking for a cool Minecraft server to play on? PlatonicMC is where it’s at! Whether you’re a pro or a noob, this server has everything you need for a great survival experience.
Server Info:
Why Choose PlatonicMC?
Join PlatonicMC now and start having fun! 🎮🌟
play.platonicmc.net
VinixMC
VinixMC is a super cool Minecraft server that gives players a fun time. The server has a special look with its own resource pack that makes it stand out. If you break the rules, there’s a fair punishment system in place. Plus, there are custom crates and ranks to make things more exciting.
You can explore custom maps, cool GUIs, and new villagers on this server. The store makes it easy to buy stuff, and the gameplay is smooth with low ping. Come join the fun at VinixMC!
play.vinixmc.net:19132
ShadowHaven
IP: ShadowHaven.mc.gg Version: 1.21+ Gameplay Type: Survival | RPG | mcMMO | Economy | Factions | Seasons
Welcome to ShadowHaven, the best survival RPG around! Step into a cool world where seasons change, villagers do stuff, and tough mobs wander around.
ShadowHaven.mc.gg
CabinCraft
Ip: play.cabincraftmc.net Bedrock Port: 2444
Welcome to CabinCraft – a cool server where survival meets epic RPG! Whether you like regular adventures or want a fun storyline with dungeons, cool gear, challenges, and lots of stuff, CabinCraft has it all!
Why CabinCraft? – Lots of fun: Play regular or join the RPG world. – Cool stuff: Explore dungeons, cool gear, and a fun story. – Fair & fun: Enjoy good rules and challenges that make the game fun. – Keep going: Your progress is safe with us – CabinCraft is here to stay!
Vote for CabinCraft now and be part of a cool community. Your adventure, your legacy – forever!
play.cabincraftmc.net:25605
McCapacitors Network
An epic server you gotta check out with cool peeps and a rad boss. They got awesome games like bedwars and survival with special stuff added in.
mccapacitor.linkpc.net:25563
Hawks Wild Survival Towny
Forge your own path with custom skill trees, unlocking powerful perks to dominate the world. Craft and wield epic weapons like battle axes and rapiers, each with unique abilities. Every item has a rarity that affects its power—will you create legendary gear? Build towns with friends, where you set the rules—ally with others or engage in PvP, but no griefing! Explore shops, collect custom trinkets, set up mob spawners, and open loot crates filled with surprises. Whether you’re battling foes, trading riches, or unlocking rare treasures, the adventure is yours to shape. Join now and make your mark!
srv737108.hstgr.cloud
Infisam MC
Infisam MC is top-tier Lifesteal Minecraft server where you can steal hearts in battles. The server has a balanced economy, cool features, and a lively community. Lag-free gameplay, updates, and events keep players hooked. Whether you’re a pro PVPer or just playing for fun, Infisam MC guarantees a fair and exciting experience. Join now to show off your skills, make friends, and rule the battlefield in this epic Lifesteal journey!
Play.infisam.fun:65530
Cubiverse Server Info
Welcome to Cubiverse! 🌟
Join now and start your journey today! 🚀
cubiverse.ddns.net
CozyCraft
Welcome to CozyCraft!
Step into a cool Minecraft server all about making a cozy and friendly community! CozyCraft has Survival, Skyblock, and Pixelmon for you to enjoy. It’s always changing – adding new stuff, making gameplay better, and listening to you. Have an idea? Tell them and they’ll try to make it real!
Join now and try out the fun gamemodes!
Bedrock Edition Players Connect with these details:
play.cozycraft.org:1