Gaming Noise MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Get a Life, Minecrafter!

quality time, rude comments, work-life balance, life advice, sleep disruption

welcome to the most epic, totally awesome, mind-boggling blocky world where literally anything can happen and none of it makes sense!!! 🏰✨

why join THIS MINECRAFT SERVER??? oh boy, let me tell ya:

a dragon stole my homework: that’s right, you heard me! legends say that a dragon named "fuzzybum" has taken all the kids’ homework and will only return it if you bring him a bucket of lava and sing the alphabet backwards. are you bold enough to reclaim your math assignment from the clutches of fuzzybum? get in here, brave warrior! 📚🔥
the cows tell jokes: ever wanted to hang out with cows that do stand-up comedy? well, here you can! just watch out for the "bovine brigade," they get a little rowdy with their puns, and you might end up rolling on the grass, lol! moo-tastic humor awaits! 🐮🎤
portal to the snack dimension: rumors spread like wildflowers that if you dig down to bedrock, you’ll find a portal to the snack dimension where ALL your favorite treats come alive! gummy bears fight against sour patch kids in an everlasting battle of sweetness. are you ready to join the army of nachos? 🌮🌈
endermen dance-offs: think you can out-dance an enderman? newsflash: they can teleport and have LONG legs. come join our cosmic dance-offs every Saturday night where mischief is mandatory, and the prize is a lifetime supply of phantom membranes, whatever those are??! 🕺👾✨
zombie apocalypse karaoke nights: every week, the local zombies gather for karaoke and they NEED your voice! showcase your epic vocal range as you serenade them with the classics like “I Will Survive” (for the zombies, that hits hard!). if you mess up, prepare for a “head” roll! 🎤🧟‍♂️
fishing for diamonds: ever tried fishing for diamonds in a pool of jelly? well, you can here! rumor has it that if you catch a diamond fish, it grants you a wish — or just gives you an awkward stare. either way, it’s a total game-changer!!! 💎🎣

so what are you waiting for? join us on this MINE-WOOD adventure where everything is possible, and nothing makes sense, come on down and let the madness begin!!! 🥳🌍💥

BlockyButtBusters

body image, feminism, BlockyButtBusters, rape culture, slut shaming

Are you tired of being sexualized in other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is a safe space where your pixels will never be objectified! Join us and experience a world where your blocky avatar can roam free without fear of inappropriate comments or gestures. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual villagers throw the most epic block parties where the only thing getting smashed is the cobblestone! So come join us and let your pixelated hair down in a world where consent is always respected, even in the virtual realm!

52ShadesOfLife

Longevity, research study, health disparities, health benefits, education level

HEY YOU! YES, YOU! WANNA LIVE FOREVER? THEN JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER! WE GOT THE SECRET TO IMMORTALITY AND IT’S CALLED REGULAR SEX! YUP, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! OUR PLAYERS WHO GET IT ON AT LEAST 52 TIMES A YEAR ARE BASICALLY SUPERHEROES IN DISGUISE!

IMAGINE BUILDING EPIC STRUCTURES AND FIGHTING CREEPERS WHILE ALSO EXTENDING YOUR LIFESPAN! IT’S A WIN-WIN SITUATION, FOLKS! SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WILDEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY TO BECOME IMMORTAL THROUGH THE POWER OF BLOCKS AND BEDROOM ANTICS! JOIN NOW AND START LIVING FOREVER!

Kronicle: where mining, crafting, and procrastinating come together for maximum productivity (SMP)

procrastinating, smp, intel, base, Shop

Welcome to Kronicle SMP!
A semi-vanilla Minecraft server running on 1.21 Fabric. Create your own story and play with others. Build, farm, grind, make your shop, organise events, plan an insane base, visit other’s creations…
Kronicle SMP is a +18 community. We are searching for mature and long-term players.
Play on a full dedicated machine, located in Germany, with an Intel i9-13900 (32 cores) CPU and 64 DDR5 GB RAM.
You have nearly no restrictions on what type of farms you want to make, or how big your base will be.
Discord: https://discord.gg/C6y6cycxDy
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FAQ

1. What version of Minecraft does the server run on? The server runs on Minecraft 1.21 with the Fabric mod.

2. How do I join the server? To join the server, please join the Discord server linked above for more information on how to get whitelisted.

3. Are there any age restrictions for joining? Yes, the server is for players aged 18 and above.

4. Can I build any type of farms on the server? Yes, you have nearly no restrictions on what type of farms you want to make on the server.

5. Is griefing allowed on the server? No, griefing is not allowed on the server and will result in a ban.

6. What are the server specs? The server is located in Germany and runs on an Intel i9-13900 CPU with 64 DDR5 GB RAM.

RareGingerEyes Minecraft Server

non-brown eyes, genetic mutations, God’s creation, divine plan, spiritual significance

Are you tired of blending in with all the basic brown-haired, brown-eyed Minecraft players out there? Do you crave the spotlight and want to stand out like a majestic unicorn in a sea of horses? Then look no further, because our server is the place for you!

Join our server and show off your rare red hair and non-brown eyes like the beautiful, unique snowflake that you are. God must have been feeling extra creative when He made you, so why not flaunt it in the virtual world of Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that on our server, players with red hair and non-brown eyes have special powers and abilities. Some say they can shoot fireballs from their fingertips or summon mythical creatures to do their bidding. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server?

So come on, join us and let your rare features shine bright like a diamond. Who needs brown hair and brown eyes when you can be a one-of-a-kind masterpiece in the world of Minecraft?

Minecraft SMP – /hsg/ – Blockstone Builders

Streamer decks, Aleco, Arena helper, Tournaments, Fearless Patch

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience! Join us for a chance to win free gifts in-game, just for checking in at our shop!

Battlegrounds Season 8 is here, and let me tell you, the battles are so intense, they’ll make your heart race faster than a creeper chasing you in the dark. Need some decklists to dominate your opponents? We’ve got tier lists, meta reports, streamer decks, and even decks from Twitter (in Japanese, because why not?).

But that’s not all! We have deck trackers and statistics to help you strategize like a pro. And if you’re feeling creative, you can even make your own custom cards with our custom card maker.

And if you need a break from all the action, check out J_Alex’s course on shadow puppets or watch a hilarious video of our fearless leaders from a previous patch. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for the wildest adventure of your life!

Mom vs GF: Aging Battle Royale

Support, dress for age, Girlfriend, age well, oxygen

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in real life! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy family dynamics and fashion police showdowns.

Looking for a server where you can stand up for your virtual girlfriend against your mom’s questionable fashion choices? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to practice your comebacks and defend your pixelated loved ones.

Experience the thrill of telling off your mom’s boyfriend, even if he’s on oxygen and recovering from surgery. Show them who’s boss in the virtual world, where consequences are non-existent and drama is always on the menu.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world where family feuds and fashion faux pas reign supreme. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

NukeCraft: Putin Panic

Panic, Ukraine, putin, Politics, SECURITY

lmao u gotta join this minecraft server cuz Putin is shakin in his boots as Ukrainian forces be creepin up on a nuclear plant. like bruh, u gonna miss out on all the action if u don’t hop on this server. we got explosions, drama, and chaos galore. join now before u miss out on all the fun and Putin’s next meltdown.

ClassicBlock

Creative, customizations, Adventure, Shop, PvE

Welcome to Our Skyblock Server!

We are a Skyblock server created normal players. Each season, players compete for the coveted Island Top. The top player earns a special rank for the next season, showcasing their achievement.

In ClassicBlock, players can purchase ranks with in-game currency earned through gameplay. Engage in battles and a special mob arena, with challenges and rewards based on your rank. Additionally, explore special crates filled with exciting items!

When we created our Classic Block Skyblock server, simplicity was our priority. Our goal is to provide an experience where you can just jump on and play, while still enjoying a touch of competitive fun.

classicblock.mc.gg

Wasteland Minecraft

Custom, Rewards, Relaxing, Laid back environment, Job

Relaxing survival. A laid back environment with an active owner. Claim land with GriefDefender, level up your McMMO skills, get a Job, vote for rewards!

Lots planned for the future – multiverse, custom denizen stuff, scripted citizens.

wastelandmc.ddns.net