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| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 8099 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 28 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a tall, athletic, handsome young man with a degree? Look no further! Join our server where we value your potential and give you the freedom to live how you want, as long as you don’t expose us to your partners’ orgasms (or your own, for that matter).
Our server rules are simple: 1. Be self-supporting in-game. 2. Help with virtual chores. 3. Keep your virtual love life private.
We have a variety of players, from doctors to dancers to engineers, all trying to figure out their virtual futures. And if you’re feeling lost, don’t worry – we’ll tell you that you’re pretty and guide you towards success. Just like in real life, right?
So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and maybe find a virtual sugar mama or daddy along the way. Who knows, you might just rock your virtual MCAT and become the next virtual success story!
