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PlaintextCraft – $101M Passwords

$101 million, 101M, Accountability, Breach, cybersecurity, data breach, ENCRYPTION, Fine, fined, lawsuit, Meta, passwords, plaintext, PlaintextCraft, privacy, SECURITY, sensitive data, social media, Storing, Technology, user information, VIOLATION

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4809
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	387
Dragon Scales Harvested:	187	Void Gems Collected:	23
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Emeralds Found:	904
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dimension Hops:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN META WOULD BE JEALOUS! THEY GOT FINED $101 MILLION FOR STORING PASSWORDS IN PLAINTEXT, BUT WE DON’T DO THAT HERE! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH A MINECRAFT WORLD FILLED WITH DIAMONDS, DRAGONS, AND DANCING LLAMAS! OUR PLAYERS ARE SO AWESOME, THEY MAKE THE CREEPERS CRY WITH THEIR MAD BUILDING SKILLS. COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY WE’RE THE TALK OF THE BLOCK!

Dad’s Booze Before Birth = Bad Mouse Face

alcohol consumption, alcohol exposure, animal studies, bad, Birth, birth defects, booze, brain defects, Conception, Dads, developmental disorders, face, facial defects, Father, genetic mutations, genetics, Mice, Mouse, neurodevelopmental disorders, Offspring, parental health, paternal influence, prenatal exposure, reproductive health, teratogenic effects

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	492
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Farms Harvested:	536
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

lol so like, u know how ur dad drinks a lot of beer and stuff? well turns out, if he drinks too much before u were even born, u could end up lookin like a weird mouse in minecraft. like, ur face could be all messed up and ur brain could be all wonky. but hey, on the bright side, u could join our server and fit right in with all the other mouse-faced players! come join us for a wild time and see if u can build a house without ur brain defect getting in the way! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

The Chunky Chainsaw Man Minecraft Server

chainsaw, chainsaw man, chunky, Dump 179, long tail, man, Manga, Minecraft, Server, shueisha, tags, Vamvagah, VIEWER

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4817
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	529	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Crops Grown:	5693
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Void Gems Collected:	23

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us on #179 “Vamvagah” for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a touch of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Once upon a time, a group of unicorns invaded our server and started a dance party that lasted for days. The players were so mesmerized by their moves that they couldn’t help but join in and show off their best dance moves too. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with nothing but their beaks. You won’t believe your eyes when you see the chicken-built castle that rivals even the most skilled player’s creations.

So why wait? Join us on #179 “Vamvagah” for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

🌙 Moonthly Cow Thread Minecraft SMP 🐄

animal girls, Anthropomorphic, bovine lovers, cow, cow women, cowgirl cosplay, cowgirls, dairy, FANTASY, farm animals, fetish, furry community, Horns, hot cow babes, lactation, Milk Edition, Minecraft, Moo, Moonthly, Roleplay, Sexy, smp, Thread, transformation, udders

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5458
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Potions Brewed:	59
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the beauty of bovine women in all their glory! Join us for a udderly ridiculous time as we explore the world of Minecraft with a twist – everything is cow-themed!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community dedicated to posting sexy cow women and things transforming into hot cow babes? It’s like a weird and wonderful dream come true!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a legendary cow goddess who grants wishes to those who can milk her sacred cows. Will you be the one to uncover the secrets of the Big Milk Edition SMP?

So come on down and join us for a MOO-velous adventure unlike any other. Just remember, things may get a little cheesy, but that’s all part of the fun!

CousinClash Minecraft Server

15 years, aita, Best Friend, Boyfriend, Cards, Cook, cousin, CousinClash, dming, Fight, Friends, home country, House, LAUGH, LEAVING, Minecraft, MONEY, Movie, relationship, ruining my life, Server, united states, Visit

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7968
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Are you tired of unwanted house guests overstaying their welcome? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any pesky relatives causing trouble. Plus, our virtual world has no room for drama llamas, only friendly players looking to have a good time. So say goodbye to unwanted guests and hello to a stress-free gaming experience on our server!

NoKidzLeftBehindMC

Boundaries, Burnout, childcare, Communication, Conflict Resolution, division of labor, Fairness, family dynamics, household duties, NoKidzLeftBehindMC, parenting, partner, primary breadwinner, Resentment, REST, school drop off, sick leave, Stress Management, Support, Time management, work-life balance

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8462
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	3189
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	447	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Void Armor Forged:	25	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your real-life problems? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the stress of being the primary breadwinner and dealing with a partner who thinks your free time is their lucky draw to sleep in!

Join us and experience a world where the only tasks you have to worry about are mining for diamonds and building epic structures. No more arguments about who should do the laundry or take the kids to school – on our server, the only thing you’ll be arguing about is who has the coolest castle!

So come on down to our server and leave all your real-life responsibilities behind. Who needs a partner who can’t even take care of their own laundry when you can have a whole community of players who just want to have a good time? Join us now and start living your best blocky life!

FirstTimeNoob – Minecraft SMP

#exciting, anticipation, awkward, Experience, first time, FirstTimeNoob, growth, Innocence, learning, Memories, milestone, Minecraft, Nervous, Nostalgia, personal development, significant event, smp, special moment, teenage years, unforgettable, Unique, young love

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2830
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Love Letters Sent:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20

Oh, let me tell you about the wildest Minecraft SMP out there! Our server is like a rollercoaster ride through the Nether, with twists and turns that will leave you screaming with excitement.

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, daring escapes from lava-filled caves, and hilarious pranks that will have you laughing until you cry.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to bring good luck to all who find it. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Pig will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

YankeeDoodleDont

american culture, American customs, bizarre traditions, cross-cultural interactions, Cultural differences, cultural shock, eye-opening moments, foreign perspective, foreign viewpoint, International visitors, Non-Americans, odd behaviors, strange habits, surprising discoveries, travel experiences, unfamiliar practices, unique observations, united states, unusual customs, YankeeDoodleDont

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9746
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Emeralds Found:	6385

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through a virtual world where pigs can fly and creepers tell knock-knock jokes.

Our server is so wacky that even non-Americans who have been to the US would be shocked by the craziness. From building giant statues of cheeseburgers to riding llamas through a pixelated Grand Canyon, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, haunted forests where the trees play pranks on unsuspecting players, and even a hidden village of friendly zombies who just want to trade emeralds for rare items.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the weirdest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

Hezbollah Havoc Minecraft Server

Conflict, cooperation, CounterTerrorism, covert support, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Havoc, hezbollah, international relations, intervention, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, military push, Minecraft, political backing, regional stability, SECURITY, Server, strategy, Support, US officials

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	723
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Buildings Constructed:	21	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off creepers like US officials backing Israel against Hezbollah! we got crazy battles, explosions, and drama like you’ve never seen before! join now for a wild ride and show those creepers who’s boss!

CraftyMissileWars

Conflict, CraftyMissileWars, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, intelligence, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missile attack, nuclear weapons, potential attack, provocation, regional stability, SECURITY, Tension, threat, Warning, White House

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8909
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	15	Endless Night Skies:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	246
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Yo, forget about all that drama, come join our EPIC Minecraft server instead! Why worry about real world conflicts when you can be building awesome structures and battling creepers with your friends?

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging virtual missiles while mining for diamonds. Who needs the White House when you can be the ruler of your own virtual kingdom?

Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secret to world peace within our pixelated world.