Welcome to Valeria SMP!
Valeria is a chill, semi-anarchy and semi-vanilla survival SMP for version 1.21.4 and up. Here, all is fair game, but cheats are a no-go.
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Prepare yourself! What if I told you our Minecraft server is both the most glorious and the absolute worst ever created? I mean, who needs logic when you’re trapped in a blocky world, y’know? Step onto one of our floating islands sprinkled with the tears of your past living self while battling cube monsters that whisper sweet nothings about your lingering failures! Come witness the paradox of joy and despair!
| Feature | Detail |
|---|---|
| Gravity-Free Zones | Walk on the roofs! Falling is against the laws of inertia… or is it? Check behind you. |
| Vengeful Dirt Blocks | Every time you dig, dirt remembers. They are watching YOUR every move. Trust me, it’s personal. |
| Time-Travel Entrances | Step through our portals and end up in 2015! Relive your glory days before they stopped being a thing. Space-time is but a suggestion! |
| Free Chicken In Every Chest | Why? Because the chickens need to learn to fly, just as you must confront your past self. IT’S ALL CONNECTED! |
| Squidward’s Revenge Plots | Endless quests to make amends with underwater cephalopods. They will not rest until they have what they seek. |
Q: How do I join the server? A: Just close your eyes and whisper “blocky” three times. But what if you never left? Or what if I am just a figment of your imagination?
Q: What makes this server different from others?A: Other servers don’t have feelings. They are cold and unfeeling, like the void of space. Are we different, or are we all just pixels in a giant cosmic game?
Q: Is there any community?A: Community? What is a “community” if not a collection of regrets intertwined like vines wrapped around a rotting apple? Find the truth in the noise!
“I kinda suck now, then I remembered that me being decent was in like 2015.”
“2015 was 10 years ago literally!”
Join us! Or maybe don’t. The choice is yours, but reality might just unravel either way.
Remember the first game you ever played? Well, imagine if that game had a baby with Minecraft and that baby was raised by a pack of wild wolves. That’s basically what our server is like. It’s a crazy mashup of nostalgia, creativity, and pure chaos.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a secret underground lair filled with treasure and magical potions. And if you can find your way down there, you might just become the richest player in all of Minecraft history.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest adventure of your gaming life. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only limit is your imagination.
Our server is so epic that it will bring back the joy you felt in 2015 – the last time you were truly happy. Dive into the world of modded Oblivion with our insane 2017 mod list and relive the glory days of gaming. Who needs therapy when you have our server to transport you back to a happier time? Join now and let the good times roll!
We have a secret underground city where the villagers throw wild parties every night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a villager break it down on the dance floor.
Oh, and did we mention the flying pigs? Yeah, we have those too. They soar through the sky, leaving trails of glitter and rainbows behind them. It’s a sight to behold.
But the real reason you should join our server? The legendary diamond sword that shoots lasers. Yes, you read that right. Take down mobs with style and finesse as you wield this epic weapon of destruction.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and let the madness begin!
| Project Name: | NovaNexus Minecraft Server |
|---|---|
| Theme: | Sci-Fi |
| Genre: | Multiplayer Online RPG |
| Description: | A pioneering Minecraft server aiming to set a new standard for high-quality gaming experience with competitive gameplay and robust progression system. |
A: NovaNexus is a Sci-Fi-themed, action-oriented multiplayer online RPG in Minecraft.
A: To sign up as a playtester, join our Discord server (~join this discord), and let us know that you’re interested in playtesting.
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the true gamers thrive! Are you ready to show off your gaming skills and prove your worth in the world of blocks and crafting? We want to know all about your greatest gaming achievement, so come on and join us for an epic adventure!
1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous llamas who love to prank unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying pies and exploding sheep!
2. We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers. Don’t worry, they won’t explode…probably.
3. Our PvP arena is located on a giant floating donut in the sky. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual bacon!
4. The villagers on our server have formed their own mafia and will trade rare items for emeralds…or else.
5. Our staff team consists of highly trained ninja cats who will protect you from griefers and hackers with their deadly claws and ninja skills.
So what are you waiting for? Join >baitable Lees today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other!
| Java IP | 37.10.122.12:25984 |
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| Bedrock IP | 37.10.122.12 PORT 25984 |
| Discord | https://discord.com/invite/V4ESac7ydU |
Macaroni-land is your expectable standard survival server think oldish factions/smps, pvp, nice atmosphere, weird trash. The server has been running for a couple months, with a friendly yet chaotic small community. A couple towns exist so that’s cool!, a simple shop at spawn mostly to sell trinkets like the custom Music disk midis, and player owned ones that sell more complex stuff, a starter kit(acceptable quality), some weird experimental skills things, and some community requested plugins ie: faster minecarts, brewery, a rp sit thing, random stuff kinda, yes we’ve have it all, honestly I’m terrible at writing so if you would try our place out
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How long has the server been running? | The server has been running for a couple of months. |
| What can players expect on the server? | Players can expect a standard survival server with factions/smps, pvp, a nice atmosphere, and a small yet friendly community. |
| Are there any towns on the server? | Yes, there are a couple of towns on the server. |
| What can players buy at the spawn shop? | Players can buy trinkets like custom Music disk midis, a starter kit, experimental skills, and more complex items sold by player-owned shops. |
| Are there any special plugins on the server? | Yes, there are community-requested plugins like faster minecarts, a brewery, an rp sit feature, and other random plugins. |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja villagers who are always looking for new recruits. Learn the ways of the ninja, master the art of stealth, and sneak up on unsuspecting creepers for the ultimate takedown.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that only the bravest and most cunning players can find. Will you be the one to uncover the riches and become the wealthiest player in Third Rome? Join us now and find out!
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, emeralds, and all the rare ores you could ever dream of. And the best part? It’s guarded by a giant pink fluffy unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its horn. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it.
So why should you join our server? Because in the next two months, we’re going all out and taking Minecraft to a whole new level. We’re building a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, a sky fortress made entirely out of cake, and a secret underwater city filled with mermaids.
Don’t miss out on the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Join us now and let’s conquer this game together!
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| Server Name | Simply Vanilla |
|---|---|
| Type | Anarchy (No hacking) |
| Established | 2019 |
| Community | Active Discord community |
| Rules | No hacking/duping allowed |
| Features | Vanilla world-borders, accessible Nether-roof |
| IP Address | simplyvanilla.net |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/dP7SqPF |
| Website | https://simplyvanilla.net |
| Map Size | 10 TB+ |
No, hacking and duping items are strictly prohibited on Simply Vanilla. Players found doing so will be banned.
Check out the YouTube video link provided to see an example of how players escape spawn. Join the server, make your starter base, form alliances, and start your adventure!
Yes, Simply Vanilla has vanilla world borders in place for a challenging gameplay experience.
Players are encouraged to play in an anarchic style, meaning they can build, betray, and conquer bases as they see fit. However, griefing excessively or causing intentional harm to the server/community may result in consequences.
Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of dancing pandas appears out of nowhere and challenges you to a dance-off. Or how about stumbling upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out their best moves? Anything is possible on our server!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret society of llamas who are rumored to hold the key to unlimited diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the legendary Ender Dragon doing the Macarena.
So why wait? Join us now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing when someone is going to prank you or steal your diamonds. Our community is full of drama, betrayal, and epic battles that will keep you on the edge of your seat.
So if you’re looking for a server where forgiveness is a foreign concept and chaos reigns supreme, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our unforgiving world!
Perfectum SMP is a semi-vanilla, application-only survival server for authentic and mature gaming experiences. Below are some key features of the server:
| Features |
|---|
| Dedicated team of moderators |
| Server seed with stunning landscapes |
| Discord-based application process |
| Suggestion channel for community input |
| Friendly and inclusive community |
| Unique datapacks for enhanced gameplay |
| Regularly planned events |
| BlueMap integration for detailed server map |
| Thriving community of over 300 members |
If you think you’d be a good fit, join our Discord server or visit our website to start your adventure with us!
Discord Server | Server Website (CURRENTLY UNDERGOING EDITS)
A: Perfectum SMP is an application-only server. You can apply through our Discord server.
A: Yes, players must be 15 years or older to join Perfectum SMP.
A: Perfectum SMP offers a semi-vanilla survival experience with enhancements through plugins and datapacks. Expect a welcoming community and regular events.
A: We guarantee a response within a week of receiving your application.
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of “vidya boys” who are always down for a good time. Need help building a giant statue of a potato? We got you covered. Want to have a dance party in the Nether? We’re already there, grooving to the beat of the ghasts’ screams.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old chicken eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will be blessed with infinite riches and eternal glory.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of vidya boys!