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Blocky Faggio Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8076
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	4595
Dragons Tamed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Are you tired of being chased by Faggios and Speedophiles in other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is Faggio and Speedophile-free guaranteed! Say goodbye to the chaos and hello to a peaceful and enjoyable gaming experience.

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, rumored to grant its eater unlimited power and a never-ending hunger for more cheeseburgers. But be warned, the cheeseburger is heavily guarded by a horde of evil cows armed with enchanted udders.

Build your dream castle in the sky and defend it from flying pigs armed with laser eyes and bacon swords. Or team up with other players to create a floating city made entirely of rainbow-colored sheep wool.

With regular events like the annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant and the Creeper fireworks show, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible, except for Faggios and Speedophiles.

Crafty Jokes Minecraft Server

Crafty, funny, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming community jokes, gaming community memes, gaming culture, gaming humor., gaming inside jokes, gaming jokes, gaming laughs, gaming memes, humor, internet humor, jokes, Meme culture, memes, Minecraft, Server, video game humor, video game inside jokes, video game memes, video games, viral memes

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7292
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Void Gems Collected:	33
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4085	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Secret Passages Found:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server is the meme paradise you’ve been waiting for! Join us and post your best vidya memes for a chance to win epic in-game prizes.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Creeper King, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to meme battles. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with rare loot and bragging rights for days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the meme madness begin!

PS5 Pro Roast Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2684
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

Are you tired of being a poorfag with a measly GTX 1060? Do you find yourself constantly making fun of the PS5 Pro just to hide your jealousy? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! Join us and experience a world where your GPU envy is a thing of the past. Our server is so epic that even the PS5 Pro would be jealous of the fun we have. So come on, leave your GTX 1060 woes behind and join us for some epic gaming adventures!

PixelLoveCraft

AMBITION, attractive, Authenticity, charisma, Charm, communication skills, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Empathy, gender, intelligence, Kindness, long-term compatibility, Passion, Personality, physical appearance, PixelLoveCraft, Qualities, sense of humor, Style, WIT

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7454
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Ores Mined:	9477
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Potions Brewed:	77
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you want to find your Minecraft soulmate who will build you a castle fit for a queen? Look no further than our server! We have a matchmaking system that pairs you with the perfect player based on your in-game preferences. From pixelated pick-up lines to virtual weddings, love is always in the air on our server. Join now and swipe right on your future Minecraft bae!

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Geopolitical, international relations, Invasion, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Military, military strategy, Minecraft, offensive, Politics, Rapid, russia, Server, success, Tensions, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1342
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Ores Mined:	6873	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Towns Built:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact russia’s ‘rapid’ offensive in Kursk Oblast but with a twist! instead of tanks, we use pigs with saddles! zelensky himself said it’s not ‘serious’ success, but who cares when you can ride a pig into battle?! join now for a wild ride and experience the chaos of war in a whole new way! plus, we have free cookies for all new players (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?) so what are you waiting for? saddle up and let’s gooooo!

ElChapoVsElMayoMC

border violence, Cartel conflict, criminal organizations, drug cartel, drug lords, drug trade, drug trafficking, drug violence, Drug war in Mexico, el chapo, El Mayo Zambada, ElChapoVsElMayoMC, gang warfare, mexican cartels, Mexican drug war, mexico, Narco war, narcos, organized crime, Sinaloa, violence

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1371
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	458
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1

LOL u gotta join dis server, cuz it’s like a narco-war in Sinaloa but wit Minecraft blocks instead of guns. u can be on team ‘El Chapo’ or team ‘El Mayo’ Zambada and battle it out for control of da server. build drug cartel bases, smuggle goods, and watch out for da feds tryna shut u down. it’s a wild ride, ese, so come join da fun!

What is the IP for Vegas Matt Minecraft Server?

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2714
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Buildings Constructed:	28	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Zombie Dances:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Vegas Matt is a seasoned professional gambler and sports bettor based in Las Vegas. With years of experience in the industry, he has established a reputation for his successful betting strategies and deep knowledge of the gaming world. Vegas Matt is known for his analytical approach to gambling, and his ability to consistently make profitable decisions in the ever-changing world of sports betting. He is a respected figure in the Las Vegas gambling community and is often sought out for his expertise and insights on the latest trends in the industry. Vegas Matt is dedicated to helping others improve their betting skills and achieve success in the world of gambling.

What are Minecraft servers like NobleRealms ?

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2865
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Ores Mined:	9297
Divine Spears Created:	13	Zombie Dances:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Villages Defended:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

The MCSociety – This server offers a similar Towny SMP experience with custom plugins and events to keep players engaged. Join the community today and experience the fun of building your own town and participating in player-run events.
PixelmonCraft – If you’re a fan of Pixelmon, this server is perfect for you. Explore a custom world filled with Pokemon, battle other trainers, and participate in exciting events. With a dedicated community and regular updates, PixelmonCraft provides an immersive experience similar to NobleRealms.
Enchanted Oasis – This server combines the Towny SMP experience with fantasy elements, custom worlds, and player shops. Dive into a world of magic and adventure, make new friends, and create your own unique story in this enchanting server.
CraftYourTown – With a focus on community building and player-run economies, CraftYourTown offers a similar Towny SMP experience to NobleRealms. Build your own town, trade with other players, and participate in server-wide events to earn rewards and become the ruler of your own kingdom.
Play.pokesociety.net – This server offers a unique twist on the Pixelmon experience, with custom plugins, events, and a dedicated community of Pokemon trainers. Join the fun and catch ’em all in a vibrant world filled with challenges and adventures.

Whether you’re looking for a Towny SMP server like NobleRealms or a Pixelmon server with a twist, these similar Minecraft servers offer a range of immersive experiences for players of all types. Join the community today and start your next Minecraft adventure!

play.noblerealms.com

DirtSmp

Economy, Hardcore, Survival, survival hardcore community creativity challenge exploration building redstone multiplayer adventure crafting PVP economy roleplay minigames modded vanilla plugins factions skyblock, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4167
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2494
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16

The Dirt SMP – Hosted by TheDirtBlockShorts

Welcome to The Dirt SMP! A chill Minecraft survival experience where creativity meets challenge. Join us in this hardcore SMP where you have 3 lives to build, explore, and thrive. Whether you’re into massive builds, cozy homes, or redstone contraptions, this server is all about community, fun, and pushing your Minecraft skills to the limit. But remember, every decision counts—run out of lives, and it’s game over!

Are you ready to leave your mark? Join The Dirt SMP today and start your adventure!

play.dirtblock.org

HBNetwork

Casual players, Community, competitive players, custom-designed servers, Factions, game modes, Gameplay experience, HBNetwork, Minecraft, PvP, Server

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8216
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Towns Built:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Chimeras Created:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Underground Cities Explored:	2

HBNetwork is a well-established Minecraft network that offers a variety of game modes and experiences for players of all types. Known for its strong community and commitment to delivering a top-tier gameplay experience, HBNetwork has built a reputation for providing fun, engaging, and custom-designed servers that cater to both casual and competitive players.

hbnetwork.xyz:25796

ResortCraft: Where the only thing semi-vanilla is the ice cream! Now serving version 1.21.1 on the East Coast US!

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	801
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Server Name	ResortCraft
Theme	Throwback to the early days of 2010s Minecraft
Description	ResortCraft is an ode to the golden era of Minecraft, focusing on old-school building techniques and collaborative gameplay.
IP Address	ResortCraft.r2f.co
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ

1. What version of Minecraft does ResortCraft support?

ResortCraft currently supports Minecraft Java Edition 1.16.5.

2. Are there any specific rules or guidelines to follow on the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules that all players are expected to follow. These rules are aimed at creating a friendly and welcoming environment for everyone. You can find the rules on our Discord server.

3. Can I join ResortCraft if I’m new to Minecraft?

Absolutely! We welcome players of all experience levels, whether you’re a veteran player or just starting out. Our community is friendly and supportive, and we’re here to help you get started.

4. Is ResortCraft a modded server?

No, ResortCraft is a vanilla Minecraft server. We aim to recreate the classic Minecraft experience without any mods or custom plugins.

5. How can I get involved in the community on ResortCraft?

The best way to get involved in the ResortCraft community is by joining our Discord server. Here, you can chat with other players, ask questions, and stay updated on server events and news.

6. Can I collaborate with other players on building projects?

Absolutely! Collaborative building is encouraged on ResortCraft. Feel free to team up with other players to work on shared projects and creations.

7. Are there any specific building challenges or events on ResortCraft?

We occasionally host building challenges and events on ResortCraft to keep things fun and engaging for our players. Keep an eye on our Discord server for announcements about upcoming events.

Italian Ladies Minecraft Server

anthropology, Behavior, Competition, culture, customs, Evolution, female competition, female Italians, Gender Roles, Italian, italy, ladies, mating, Minecraft, natural habitat, Observation, reproductive resources, research, Server, social dynamics, society, study, tradition, Women

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	251
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Animals Bred:	178	Zombie Dances:	9
Buildings Constructed:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Potions Brewed:	67	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can witness female Italians in their natural habitat, competing for reproductive resources! Watch as they build elaborate structures to attract mates, mine for diamonds to show off their wealth, and engage in epic PvP battles to prove their dominance. Join us for a truly unique and hilarious experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the mating rituals of Italian women! So come on in and join the fun – just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. See you in the game!

Safe C++ Partnership Minecraft SMP

Algorithms, borrow checker, C++ Alliance, C++ Standard Library, Code, data structures, Draft, Engineer, memory-safe, Minecraft, paper accepted, Partnership, Proposal, Safe, Safe C++, Safe C++ Extensions, Safe Standard Library, Safety, Sean Baxter, smp

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8377
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
New Chunks Explored:	397716	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Are you tired of your Minecraft builds crashing and burning like a failed redstone contraption? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our server has partnered with the legendary engineer, Sean Baxter, to develop the Safe Minecraft Extensions proposal!

With the Safe Standard Library, you can say goodbye to those pesky memory leaks and crashes. Our extensive library addition will provide you with robust, memory-safe implementations of essential building blocks and tools. No more falling through the world or losing your precious diamonds to a glitch!

Join our server now and experience the safety and security of the Safe Minecraft Extensions. Build to your heart’s content without fear of disaster striking. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you might just stumble upon a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly creepers. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the safe building begin!