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Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 6055 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
Potions Brewed: | 162 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 402 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 |
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