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Oglebay Adventures Minecraft SMP

Adventure, Adventures, botanical gardens, Explore, family friendly, Golfing, History, holiday destination, Minecraft, nature trails, Oglebay, outdoor activities, Relaxation, resort, SightSeeing, smp, Spa, tourist attraction, travel, vacation, weekend getaway, West Virginia, Zoo

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4575
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Towns Built:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a llama in a minecart, more pranks than a pack of mischievous creepers, and more fun than a pig riding a chicken!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to build the most epic bases, battle it out in intense PvP matches, and even participate in our legendary annual sheep shearing competition. Trust us, you’ve never seen sheep shearing like this before – it’s a cutthroat competition where only the wooliest survive!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where we hold our top-secret meetings to discuss our plans for world domination. Will you join us in our quest for total Minecraft domination, or will you be left in the dust like a block of gravel?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. And remember, if anyone asks, we’ve never been to oglebay.

RetroFilm SMP

cinematic masterpiece, classic film, controversial themes, critical examination, cultural evolution, cultural norms, ethical issues, film analysis, film criticism, film industry, historical context, iconic movie, modern perspective, moral dilemmas, outdated values, pop culture, RetroFilm, smp, social commentary, societal critique, societal standards, timeless classic

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1366
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Buildings Constructed:	38
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2046
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

OMG you guys, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the most lit server everrrr. Like, you gotta join because the admins are like, unicorns who can fly and grant you wishes. And the players are all secretly famous celebrities who just wanna play Minecraft in peace.

But wait, there’s more! The server has like, a secret underground base where they keep all the rarest items and diamonds. And if you find it, you get to ride a rainbow llama into battle against evil mobs. It’s like, soooooo cool.

And like, the spawn area is a giant castle made out of candy and rainbows. And there’s a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on your enemies. It’s like, totally insane.

So yeah, you should totally join this Minecraft SMP because it’s the most awesome server in the whole entire universe. Like, for realz.

JokeMistakeCraft

Behavior, Body language, character traits, Communication, emotional intelligence, Empathy, humor, Interpretation, JOKE, JokeMistakeCraft, misunderstanding, Perception, Personality, reactions, reactions to humor, SELF AWARENESS, sense of humor, sense of self, sensitivity, social cues, Social Skills

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7488
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Holy Grails Found:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15

Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have players who build entire cities out of diamond blocks just for fun, players who ride around on pigs wearing top hats, and players who communicate only in meows. You never know what hilarious shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server! Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and offer exclusive quests for those brave enough to seek them out. So if you want to experience the wackiest and most unpredictable Minecraft server out there, join us now!

KoreanCraft: POW Edition

Asia, Capture, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, Euromaidan Press, foreign affairs, global news, international relations, KoreanCraft, Military, military capture, Military operations, News, north korean, political tensions, Pow, prisoners of war, Ukraine, ukrainians, War

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8064
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Emeralds Found:	8379
Love Letters Sent:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got Ukrainians capturing North Korean POWs like it’s a freakin’ war zone! You gotta see it to believe it, fam. Our players are straight up savage, building bases and taking prisoners like it’s nobody’s business. Plus, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha slide. Trust me, you won’t find a more wild and wacky server anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Brain Face Recognition Fun

Awareness, Brain, brain function, cognition, Cognitive science, face, faces, facial recognition, Fun, Human Behavior, Memory, neuroscience, Perception, Psychology, recognition, research, study, subconscious, suppressed, uncanny ability, Unconscious, visual processing

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1606
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	53	Buildings Constructed:	46
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will blow ur mind? well, u gotta join this one cuz our players have the brain power to recognize faces even when they’re suppressed! like, how crazy is that?? imagine playing with ppl who can see ur face even when u think u hiding it! join now for a mind-bending experience that will make u question everything u thought u knew about minecraft servers. come on, u know u wanna see what all the hype is about!

Edenor – Private server Minecraft server

atmosphere, Audience, banner, Buildings, DISCOUNT, Events, free pass, group, image, Join, Minecraft, No Private, Pirate, Play, pleasant sides, private server, promotional code, Relax, Roleplay, rp, Survival, Telegram, Two Years, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2771
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50

We are a private project, with a pretty good audience, no privates and no signature.

On the server you will find many beautiful and interesting buildings, RP situations and just a good, quiet atmosphere in which you can calmly play and relax.

We have been working for more than two years and show only the pleasant sides of Minecraft!

Do you want to join us?

Subscribe to our group: https://vk.com/edenorrp

To our telegram: https://t.me/edenorrp

Buy a passage on the website: https://edenor.fun/ use the promotional code for a discount “edenormc”!

Or apply for a free pass: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSd-asUYQunGAYl0pGbM2gNyCkJQI1SwG6b7huKl5qyf5sFXfg/viewform

mc.edenor.fun

TSMP [roleplay]

alliances, Aventura, Collaborative, Community, custom mods, Discord, Events, Factions, Game, Immersive, Minecraft, misterio, player, Roleplay, Roleplaying, rules, Secrets, Servidor, smp, Story, TSMP, voice chat

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8571
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58
Farms Harvested:	610	Towns Built:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	TSMP \| Aventura, Mistério e Roleplay
Location	Brazil (🇧🇷)
Description	Bem-vindo à Ilha Smaragdus, um lugar cheio de segredos, aventuras e histórias épicas! Localizada em um arquipélago isolado, a ilha é controlada pela misteriosa OVI (Organização Visionária Imaginada), uma entidade poderosa e enigmática.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
O que te espera em Smaragdus?	Histórias interligadas, conflitos e alianças, cenário imersivo, narrativas dinâmicas.
Qual é o foco do servidor?	Roleplay colaborativo, onde suas escolhas e ações moldam o futuro da ilha.
Quais são as características principais?	Roleplay imersivo, mods personalizados, voice chat por proximidade, comunidade engajada.
Como posso participar?	Conecte-se à Ilha Smaragdus e descubra os segredos que a OVI e outros não querem que você saiba!

NOSSO DISCORD: https://discord.gg/APMq9QHc

Ethereal Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, beats, BIGGER….., CLARA, coffee, Company, Crashing, Drama, Ethereal, health, Holo, indie sad girls, Melty, next year, niji, outshines, phase, Phasing out, pippa, Realms, Remi, sad girls, Singers

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1533
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Emeralds Found:	9487
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride! We’ve got sad girls, but indie ones are way cooler. Who even drinks coffee? Not us! Singers? Holo is where it’s at. Drama? Niji is the real deal. Clara is a mess waiting to happen. Remi’s health is a ticking time bomb. Pippa won’t survive if things get bigger. So join our server for a chaotic and unpredictable experience!

SMP Minecraft – Femdom SMP General

Biological women, Bloody Christmas Edition, bump limit, christmas lights, Dommes, femdom, Femdom General, general, greedy brat, little elf, loved ones, Minecraft, retards, Royal treatment, santa, Santa’s sack, smp, SUBS, Superior sex, TAS, tq, worshiping women

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6567
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Potions Brewed:	153
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Towns Built:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Villages Defended:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we worship women as the superior sex and give them the royal treatment they deserve! Only biological women allowed, because we’re all about that girl power here.

Join us for our belated Bloody Christmas Edition, where we celebrate the holiday season in the most outrageous way possible. Dommes, would you rather be the Santa in charge or watch your sub try to do it while being a greedy brat? Subs, how would you handle being your domme’s little elf, preparing food and maybe even Christmas lights?

Don’t be a retard, enjoy the last week of the year with your loved ones and pay attention to the bump limit. Or else, you might find yourself in Santa’s sack for next year’s festivities!

Previous Edition: [link to previous thread]

So come on and join us for a wild and wacky time on our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a blast and worship those fabulous females!

KidMeSaysMCSMP

child version, Childhood, emotional well being, Future, Inner child, KidMeSaysMCSMP, mental health, past, personal growth, PRESENT, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-doubt, self-identity, self-validation

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1571
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Villages Defended:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Crops Grown:	6127	Titanic Battles Fought:	21

Bro, if you join this epic Minecraft SMP, you’ll be transported to a magical land where the child version of you will actually appear and ask if we turned out okay. And get this, if you say yes, you get a diamond sword that shoots out fireworks. But if you say no, you have to fight a giant chicken with a mustache. It’s wild, bro. So come join us and let’s see if we turned out okay together!