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$1KHourlyMinecraftSMP
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing ever! We have diamond rainbows falling from the sky, and if you find a pink sheep, it will grant you three wishes! Also, the mobs drop real life money instead of items, so you can literally earn $1000 an hour just by playing! And get this, there’s a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, like what even is this server?! So come join us and become a millionaire in Minecraft, it’s totally legit I swear! -
Seriously what the fuck more do normies need to hear Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people actually talk about sensible things like investments and financial advice? Well, come join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we discuss the most random and outrageous topics, like why Powell thinks bitcoin is better than gold and fiat currency.We have a community of players who are so obsessed with cryptocurrency that they’ve built entire pixel art monuments dedicated to their favorite coins. Want to trade diamonds for Dogecoin? We’ve got you covered.
But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. We have a secret underground bunker where we hold intense debates about the future of blockchain technology, and if you can’t keep up, you might just get blown up by a creeper.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that is as wild and unpredictable as the crypto market itself, come join us. Just remember to hodl onto your pickaxe and never sell your sense of humor.
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Cry Like A Bitch Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that make you yawn like a grandma at bingo night? Well, get ready to have your mind blown and your pants scared off on our server! We’ve got creepers that dance the Macarena, villagers that break out into spontaneous rap battles, and a secret underground dungeon where the chickens have formed a rebellion against the players.But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense, it made one player cry like a bitch (their words, not ours). Join us if you dare, and prepare to laugh, scream, and maybe even pee your pants a little. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!
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My Favorite Gilliam Movie Minecraft SMP
The Adventures of Baron Munchausen, Brazil, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus, GilliamWelcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos! Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give out hugs instead of exploding.Our community is filled with hilarious characters, like Steve the Sheep who thinks he’s a ninja, and Herobrine’s long lost cousin who just wants to open a bakery. We have epic build battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots, and every full moon we have a dance party with the Ender Dragon.
But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. The ground is made of lava, the trees are made of candy, and the only way to survive is to ride a llama into battle while wearing a pumpkin on your head. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP!
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P O W E R F U L – Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers filled with chuds and incels? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and stand in front of virtual rifles to protect democracy in our pixelated world. The future is female on our server, and we don’t tolerate any moid chuds trying to bring us down. So come on, join us and show them who’s boss in the most epic Minecraft battles you’ve ever seen. Plus, we have llamas that can do the moonwalk. Yeah, you heard that right. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show those chuds who’s really in charge! -
6 Years of Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring, generic Minecraft servers that have been around for ages? Do you want to join a server that has been out for 6 whole years and still manages to keep things fresh and exciting? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!With over 29 million copies in circulation, you know we’re doing something right. And don’t even get us started on the 12 episodes of our totally not shitty adaptation that will have you on the edge of your seat (or falling off from laughter).
Join us now for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at. Who needs sales when you have a server this epic? So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!
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>Cory die (R Minecraft SMP)
When you join our Minecraft SMP, you’ll witness epic battles that will make you say “mfw I hear Cory die (R.I.P in piece heaven angle)”. Our server is so intense, even the angels are getting involved in the action! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. Who knows, you might even become a legend like Cory himself. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself! -
What is the IP for Foltyn Minecraft Server?
Foltyn is a talented and innovative artist known for his unique blend of traditional and contemporary techniques. With a background in graphic design, he brings a fresh perspective to his work that is both visually striking and emotionally resonant. Foltyn’s bold use of color and texture creates dynamic pieces that push the boundaries of traditional art forms. His work has been featured in galleries and exhibitions around the world, earning him a reputation as a rising star in the art world.