Gaming Disinterest MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

NoobzBegone Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, anti-gaming sentiment, gaming preferences analysis, non-gamers community, non-gaming lifestyle

Are you tired of living in a world where you can’t punch trees to get wood? Do you dream of a place where you can ride pigs into battle and build giant statues of yourself out of blocks? Then join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Our server is home to a community of players who have banded together to create a virtual utopia filled with epic builds, crazy redstone contraptions, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at. We have weekly events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way possible.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who have dedicated themselves to hunting down the rarest mobs in the game, including the elusive pink sheep and the legendary Ender Dragon. Rumor has it that they even have their own secret handshake involving a bucket of lava and a chicken.

So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft SMP? Join us today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate block-building, mob-slaying, meme-making master of the virtual universe. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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Minecraft server: MILF Crushin’ Coworker

attraction, coworker, Lust, MARRIED, crushin

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and you’ll be transported to a world where you can live out all your wildest fantasies, like building a giant statue of your favorite anime character or starting a llama racing league.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Booty Brigade, a group of players dedicated to finding the biggest, juiciest pixelated booties in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that they once stumbled upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure and rare items, all guarded by a pack of twerking zombies.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also where the infamous love triangle between Steve, a creeper, and a sheep took place. It was a scandalous affair that rocked the entire Minecraft community, and you can be a part of it too!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

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Itchy Asshole Minecraft SMP

pinworms, Irritation, wizard, Medicine, STDs

Looking for a server where you can scratch that itch for adventure? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the mystery of the mildly itchy asshole – is it pinworms, a faint cut, or just some pesky hair causing trouble? Only the bravest of wizards can solve this enigma!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From battling dragons with diamond swords to building giant statues of your favorite memes, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a few itchy assholes along the way. See you in the game, wizard frens!

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Pixel Zoo Minecraft Server

discussion, tags, post, domesticated animals, Pets

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old animals? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got a whole zoo of crazy creatures straight out of your wildest dreams (or nightmares). From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you’ll never know what to expect next on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary /a/ animal, a mythical beast said to bring good luck and fortune to all who encounter it. Rumor has it that if you can find and tame the elusive /a/ animal, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the wildest animal adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding chickens and teleporting cows – they’re known to cause quite the ruckus.

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The Domesticated Human – Minecraft SMP

AO3, Minecraft, #hypercapitalist_hellscape, Human, #Xenodrugs

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning reality itself.

Imagine a world where aliens from outer space, known as the Affini, are determined to domesticate humanity using Xenodrugs. Yes, you heard that right – they want to turn us all into their beloved Florets, whether we like it or not! But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

If you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you know about human domestication, then look no further. Join us for a wild ride filled with kinks, care, and a whole lot of chaos. Who knows, you might even become a beloved Floret yourself!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our server today. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because in this world, anything can happen!

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What are Minecraft servers like PvPCloud ?

Pixelmon, Hardcore, Prison, Whitelisted, PvP

Some similar Minecraft servers to PvPCloud include: 1. Hypixel – Known for its wide variety of minigames and custom game modes, Hypixel is a popular choice for players looking for a diverse and engaging experience. 2. Mineplex – Another well-known server with a focus on minigames, Mineplex offers unique games and challenges for players to enjoy. 3. The Hive – With a selection of fun game modes and a vibrant community, The Hive is a great option for players seeking a social, interactive experience. 4. CubeCraft – This server offers a mix of classic game modes and unique twists, catering to players of all interests and play styles. 5. PvPWars – For those who enjoy competitive PvP gameplay, PvPWars provides a challenging experience with various game modes and features.

Each of these servers offers a unique take on Minecraft gameplay, providing a similar level of excitement and engagement to PvPCloud . Give them a try and see which one becomes your new favorite!

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BlockyRainbow Minecraft Server

Self Discovery, Gay, Vulnerability, Honesty, BlockyRainbow

Are you tired of hiding your true self from your friends? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all players, regardless of their sexual orientation! Join us and let your rainbow flag fly high as you build, mine, and craft your way to acceptance and friendship. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a cute Minecraft boyfriend or girlfriend to share your virtual adventures with! So come on, don’t be shy, let your friends know that you’re gay and proud on our fabulous server!

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> Cora Looks Less Bogged Minecraft SMP

inspiration, relationships, positive influence, smp, looks less bogged

Are you tired of boring, bogged-down servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because on our server, Cora is actually looking less boggedis thanks to Roxy being a good influence! That’s right, Roxy’s positive vibes are spreading like wildfire and even Cora is feeling the effects. Join now to witness this epic transformation and be a part of the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there! Who knows what other crazy shenanigans await you on this wild server? Join us now and let the madness begin!

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Crafty Nations Minecraft Server

Canada, new zealand, Minecraft, travel, vacation

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers in Switzerland, Canada, and New Zealand? Well, guess what? We’ve got something even better – motherfucking Chile! Why settle for snow when you can have volcanoes and beaches in your virtual world?

Join our server for the chance to ride llamas into battle, mine for diamonds in the depths of the Andes Mountains, and build your own empanada farm. Don’t worry about griefers, because our moderators are trained in the ancient art of llama jiu-jitsu.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that buried deep within the server is a secret treasure guarded by a pack of fierce chinchillas. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player in all of Chilecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Pack your virtual bags and head on down to the craziest Minecraft server this side of the equator. Viva la Chile!

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The Economy Is Going To SHIT Minecraft SMP

economic forecast, pumping, economic analysis, recession, economic downturn

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where all the cool kids hang out!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and hilarious shenanigans! We have a secret underground rollercoaster that only the bravest players can ride, a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs, and a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots (because who needs diamonds anyway?).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Crapto, the mystical creature who controls the price of all in-game items. Rumor has it that if you can find Crapto and offer him a sacrifice of 100 baked potatoes, he will grant you three wishes!

So why is Crapto pumping, you ask? Because he’s just so excited for you to join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP! Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let the madness begin!

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