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Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 5745 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 30 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 8 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 11 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server that is like Zelda, but good and for adults! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
- Instead of fighting boring old monsters, you’ll be battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes!
- Our dungeons are filled with treasure chests that contain not gold, but pizza slices and energy drinks to keep you going!
- Forget about saving princesses, here you’ll be rescuing unicorn llamas who have been kidnapped by evil gummy bears!
- And the best part? Our boss battles are epic showdowns with dancing skeletons who challenge you to a breakdance battle!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience a Zelda adventure like never before!