NoobzBegone Minecraft SMP

alternative entertainment choices, anti-gaming sentiment, reasons for avoiding video games, non-gamers opinions, non-gaming hobbies

Are you tired of living in a world where you can’t punch trees to get wood? Do you dream of a place where you can ride pigs into battle and build giant statues of yourself out of blocks? Then join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Our server is home to a community of players who have banded together to create a virtual utopia filled with epic builds, crazy redstone contraptions, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at. We have weekly events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way possible.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who have dedicated themselves to hunting down the rarest mobs in the game, including the elusive pink sheep and the legendary Ender Dragon. Rumor has it that they even have their own secret handshake involving a bucket of lava and a chicken.

So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft SMP? Join us today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate block-building, mob-slaying, meme-making master of the virtual universe. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Elon’s TreasuryCraft Minecraft Server

innovation, Entrepreneurship, Elon, Elons, Economy

hey u! yes u! do u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u why u should! first of all, elon musk himself plays on our server! he’s always building crazy contraptions and flying around in his rocket ship. u never know when he might drop by and give u a diamond or two!

secondly, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. wanna get your hands on some netherite armor or a stack of enchanted golden apples? just ask one of our mods and they’ll hook u up!

oh, and did i mention that we have a pet dragon that roams around the server? his name is fluffy and he loves to play with all the players. just be careful, he’s been known to accidentally set things on fire with his fiery breath!

so what are u waiting for? come join us on the most epic minecraft server in the universe! elon musk and fluffy the dragon are waiting for u to join the fun!

CraftyCreeperUNEXIT

palestinian refugees, Withdrawal, Human Rights Council, CraftyCreeperUNEXIT, united nations

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got all the craziest stuff goin on. like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide.

you gotta join cuz, like, we have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, we got diamond armor for days, bro.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and can teleport you to different dimensions? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

oh, and if you join now, you get a free llama that spits out diamonds. yeah, you heard me right. diamonds.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the most insane minecraft server ever created. you won’t regret it, bro.

High school roleplay wanted people!!!

gameplay, interested, Details, HIGH, high school

Minecraft High School Roleplay Server

Version	Java
Map	Available, may need tweaking
Recording	Will be recorded for YouTube
Main Point	Have fun!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft do I need to join?	You will need Java Edition.
Can I join the roleplay even if I’m not recording for YouTube?	Yes, all are welcome to join and have fun!
Are there specific rules for the roleplay?	Yes, there will be rules to ensure everyone has a good time.
How can I get more information about the roleplay?	Contact the host for further details.

Enchanted Pixel Realm 1.20.1

body image, Masculinity, height preferences, partner preferences, attraction

Lol, bro, forget about femanons, on this Minecraft server, we only date 5’4″ guys! Why? Because we believe in equality for all heights, even in blocky pixel form. Join us and experience the love and acceptance of being a shorter Minecraft player. Plus, our community is full of quirky and hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. So why wait? Come join us and embrace your inner short king in the world of Minecraft!

ElonCraft: Rasputin Reimagined

Visionary, eccentric, entrepreneur, charismatic leader, SpaceX CEO

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Elon Musk is not just a tech billionaire, but also a modern-day Rasputin! Join us as we explore the wild and wacky world of Musktopia, where rockets are powered by sheer willpower and flamethrowers are the weapon of choice against creepers.

Ever wondered what it would be like to ride a Tesla Cybertruck through the Nether? Or watch Elon Musk battle it out with Herobrine in an epic showdown for control of the server? Well, look no further because anything is possible in this crazy, Musk-filled world.

Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of Elon Musk riding a unicorn while launching a SpaceX rocket into the sunset. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this one-of-a-kind server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of rocket fuel).

Dracon Earth

Cross-Play, Earth, Survival

Dracon Earth is an Earth-themed Minecraft Survival server where the map faithfully reflects the real world geography. Players can build their own cities, form nations and fight for global dominance. With a mix of politics, economics and war, Dracon Earth offers a unique and immersive experience for all adventurers.

5.9.123.60

PokeCraft

Survival, Join, pokemon, MCMMO, Minecraft

1.16.5 Pixelmon server come join us today and conquor the pokemon world, we look forward to seeing you all join and build your very own standing in our community.

173.240.154.37

Go by the cookie pancreatic server minecraft

Roleplay, Survival, Fun, Mods, Economy

The description of the server server “go for the pancreatic cookie” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

bylka.nightpvp.ru

Crankshafted

apply, smp, Crankshafted, Experience, Survival

Crankshafted Minecraft Server

Brand-new private SMP Minecraft server focused on building a friendly, creative community in a fresh, unexplored world.

Features
Fresh Map, Fresh Adventures
Close-Knit Community
A Personal Touch

Interested? Head over to crankshafted.com to apply and secure your spot!

FAQ

What makes Crankshafted special?

Fresh Map, Fresh Adventures: We’ve generated a completely new map ripe with untapped resources and hidden secrets.
Close-Knit Community: Our server is private, ensuring that you’re joining a group of like-minded, friendly players who value collaboration and fun.
A Personal Touch: We’re keeping the server small and exclusive so that every voice matters and every player contributes to our shared experience.

How do I join?

Head over to crankshafted.com to apply and secure your spot. We’re looking for passionate Minecraft players ready to dive into a unique SMP experience.

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Minecraft High School Roleplay Server

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Crankshafted Minecraft Server

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