Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense mining competitions where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted pickaxe, and a secret underground society of villagers who throw the most lit parties in the Nether.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret skin that turns you into a flying pig with laser eyes. Plus, we have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you infinite health and super speed.
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Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes, mining for diamonds in a disco-themed cave filled with dancing creepers, and riding on the backs of flying pigs while shooting flaming arrows at unsuspecting players.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Taco Tuesday Battle Royale, where players fight to the death using only tacos as weapons. And on weekends, we host epic dance parties in the Nether realm, where you can show off your best moves to the beat of our custom DJ Villager’s sick beats.
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Join us and experience the thrill of building your very own roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, or create a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. The possibilities are endless!
But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the world’s first flying pigs that poop diamonds. Yes, you heard that right. Diamonds. So why waste your time on that crappy PS5 when you could be flying high on our server, collecting precious gems dropped from the sky by our fabulous flying pigs?
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Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on dragons and build castles made entirely out of diamond blocks. Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear sunglasses and dance to disco music.
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of talking cows who hold dance parties every night. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of ninja chickens.
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Join our server for a chance to ride on a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords! And if that’s not enough, how about mining for diamonds in a cave filled with dancing creepers?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to challenge players to a game of Minecraft chess! And if you win, you get to ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of evil villagers!
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Join us now for a crazy adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even witness a Minecraft pig doing the moonwalk while singing the national anthem. Don’t miss out on the hilarity, join our server today and experience the madness for yourself!
Join us on this server and you’ll be dodging and weaving your way to victory in no time. Who needs a perfect dodge when you can have a perfect Minecraft experience instead?
We’re predicting a whopping 3.75 million players this weekend, but who knows, maybe we’ll hit over 4 million and break the internet. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let’s conquer Minecraft together!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted diamonds, golden apples, and even a pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its nostrils. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking llama.
So why waste your time on those basic servers when you can join us for the adventure of a lifetime? Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally answer the age-old question: will we ever see a 3rd game? Join now and find out!
Join us for some totally tubular adventures and build your own pixelated version of a Lisa Frank notebook. We’ve got neon colors, slap bracelets, and even a secret level where you can battle it out in a virtual game of Pogs.
So, dust off your Walkman, grab your Beanie Babies, and come party like it’s 1999 on our Minecraft server! It’s gonna be all that and a bag of chips, my dude.
On our server, you can forget about paying rent or student loans. Instead, focus on gathering resources, exploring new lands, and battling virtual monsters. No more long hours at a warehouse job, just endless fun in the world of Minecraft!
And don’t worry about your in-game family needing your support. They can take care of themselves while you embark on epic quests and build epic structures. Plus, there’s no guilt trip for not contributing more – it’s all about having a good time!
So why wait? Join our server now and leave your real-life worries behind. Who needs anxiety and Asperger’s syndrome evaluations when you can be a Minecraft master? Let’s build a virtual vacation home together, without any blame for selling it at a loss!
Our server is so dedicated to keeping promises that even if your husband drops his wedding ring down a storm drain, we will send a team of Minecraft experts to retrieve it for him. No more excuses about it being “icky” down there – we’ll get the job done!
And if your husband still doesn’t understand the importance of wearing a wedding ring, don’t worry – we’ll make sure he gets the message loud and clear. Join our server now and experience the most outrageous adventures and promises kept in the world of Minecraft!
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are so ridiculously good-looking that even the creepers can’t resist blowing up out of sheer jealousy. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to come hang out and take selfies with us.
But that’s not all! We have the most epic build battles where players compete to create the most outrageous structures, like a giant toilet made out of diamonds or a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether. And don’t even get us started on our custom mini-games, like “Hot Potato” where the potato explodes into a million potatoes if you hold onto it for too long.
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the awesomeness that awaits you. And remember, on our server, even the ugliest block can be turned into a masterpiece with a little bit of imagination and a whole lot of silliness.
also, the mobs in this server are like next level. creepers that do the cha cha slide, skeletons that breakdance, and zombies that sing opera. u ain’t gonna find that anywhere else, i tell ya.
oh and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we got that too. just dig straight down at spawn and u’ll find yourself grooving with some funky villagers.
so come join us on this wacky minecraft server, where the only limit is ur imagination. and maybe a little bit of brain damage. but who needs a functioning brain anyway, amirite?
fluxmc.ru
| Java Port | Bedrock Port |
|---|---|
| 25565 | 19132 |
Website: TerminaMC.com
Discord: discord.gg/Termina
A: TerminaMC is a Minecraft server offering SMP Towny, Community, and Adventure gameplay.
A: No, TerminaMC is a fair server with no pay-to-win mechanics. Everything is earned through dedication and skill.
A: Connect to the Java port 25565 or Bedrock port 19132 and start your adventure on TerminaMC.
A: Yes, with Towny, you can build towns, create nations, and forge alliances with other players on the server.
Join us if you wanna escape the boring reality where there’s nothing to do.
We got pigs that can fly and cows that can do backflips, like wtf?!
You can build a house made entirely of diamonds and ride a llama into battle against evil villagers.
Trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never wanna leave. It’s like a trippy dream come true, man.
Our server is so wild, even your unemployed 54-year-old brother who got his apartment through KARM will be begging for a spot. Who needs rent money when you can mine for diamonds and build your dream house?
So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind, because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to build with next.