Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of immortal grandmas who have been playing Minecraft since it was just a bunch of pixels on a screen! That’s right, we will unironically still be playing games at 60+ years old, so you know we’re in it for the long haul.
Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and the occasional knitting break. Our server is filled with crazy builds, secret underground lairs, and a rollercoaster that goes through a portal to the Nether (because why not?).
But that’s not all – we also have a pet zombie named Bob who will follow you around and do your bidding. Need someone to mine for you? Bob’s got your back. Want someone to scare off creepers? Bob’s your guy. Plus, he’s great at parties.
So come join us on our server and be a part of our wacky world. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be an immortal grandma too, still playing Minecraft and causing chaos with the best of them.
Are you tired of your friend always being “offline” when you want to play Minecraft together? Well, on our server, you’ll magically end up in the same match as them every time! It’s like the universe is conspiring to bring you two together in pixelated glory.
Join our server for the chance to experience this mind-boggling phenomenon and laugh in the face of logic and reason. Who needs to understand how it works when you can just enjoy the chaos of it all? Plus, you never know what other wacky surprises await you on our server. It’s a wild ride from start to finish, so buckle up and get ready for some seriously absurd fun!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the graphics are so realistic you’ll swear you’re actually mining diamonds in real life! Join us for epic adventures as you navigate through a world filled with pixelated wonders and dangers.
Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of gold blocks? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our community is full of players who love to share their wildest graphic adventure stories, from fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot to building a roller coaster that launches you into the clouds.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a group of players who are just as obsessed with graphic adventures as you are? Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and rare artifacts. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate adventurer? Join us and find out!
Are you tired of being censored on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you can say whatever the heck you want! Want to talk about your love for llamas in a top hat? Go for it! Want to discuss the conspiracy theories behind why creepers explode? Have at it! We believe in freedom of speech, even if it’s just a bunch of gibberish about mining diamonds with a toothpick.
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win a snoy console! Yes, you heard that right, a snoy console! It’s like a Sony console, but with a little extra “n” for added confusion. And if you’re not satisfied with your snoy console, feel free to complain about it on our server. We love hearing about your gaming woes, especially when they involve made-up gaming consoles.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of uncensored chat and the chance to win a snoy console that may or may not actually exist. Trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!
Have you ever wondered why vidya bunnies exist? Well, let me tell you a little secret – they were created by our Minecraft server to bring joy and chaos to all who join! These mischievous bunnies roam the land, causing mayhem and hilarity wherever they go. But fear not, for they are also here to guide you on your epic quest to become the ultimate Minecraft master!
Join our server for a chance to ride into battle on the back of a vidya bunny, armed with a carrot sword and a diamond helmet. Take on epic quests, build insane structures, and battle other players in epic PvP battles. And who knows, you may even uncover the secret of why these adorable yet chaotic creatures exist in the first place.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a journey like no other. Vidya bunnies await you, ready to lead you on a wild and wacky adventure through the world of Minecraft!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to all who dare to tame it. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the Netherworld, where you’ll meet a quirky group of zombie pigmen who love to breakdance.
So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free pizza every Friday night! Join now and let the madness begin!
Are you tired of boring, lifeless NPCs in other Minecraft servers? Well, on our server, our NPCs have a secret life of their own! They throw wild parties, go on epic quests, and even have their own drama-filled soap operas. Join our server and become besties with the NPCs – you never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll go on together! So why talk to boring old players when you can chat it up with the NPCs instead? Join us now and experience the wackiest NPC interactions in Minecraft history!
Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We cater to the most pathetic forms of human beings, whether you’re a social justice warrior or against censorship, we welcome you with open arms (and pickaxes).
Join us for epic battles between players who can’t agree on anything, from building a giant statue of a potato to arguing over the color of the sky in Minecraft. Our community is so diverse, you’ll never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next.
But wait, there’s more! We have special events like “Build a House Blindfolded” and “Punch a Creeper in the Face” that will have you laughing until you cry. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond toilet hidden somewhere in our world.
So come on down to our server and embrace your inner chaos. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have endless fun with the most obnoxious players around? Join us now and let the madness begin!
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a blast from the past mixed with a sprinkle of chaos!
Join us if you want to relive your childhood memories of playing that one random game that no one else remembers. Oldfags and zoomers alike will feel right at home here, as we embrace the weird and wacky side of gaming.
Picture this: you’re mining away in the depths of our server when suddenly, a wild Pikachu appears and challenges you to a dance-off. Yes, you read that right. Our server is full of surprises and absurd challenges that will keep you on your toes.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? Only here, my friend. Only here.
Are you passionate about Minecraft and want to contribute to a vibrant and competitive community? Do not look any further ! Amétium is looking for talents like you to join our staff team and participate in building an exceptional gaming experience!
Welcome to JuiceSMP, the ultimate destination for Minecraft enthusiasts seeking an authentic Vanilla Survival experience with an exciting twist of economy! Dive into a meticulously crafted world where players thrive in a bustling economy, trading resources, and amassing wealth. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a resourceful entrepreneur, or an adventurous explorer, JuiceSMP offers endless opportunities for collaboration and competition. Engage in lively marketplace transactions, establish thriving businesses, or embark on epic quests for rare treasures. With a vibrant community and dedicated staff ensuring a fair and balanced gameplay environment, JuiceSMP guarantees an unforgettable journey through the realms of Minecraft economics. Join us now and let your adventures in JuiceSMP begin!
welcome to my new server updates r always happening new things always being added hope to see u guys in the discord and make sure to vote and help the server
The Hostmeister is a vanilla+ SMP/anarchy server.
We plan to never change the map and there’s absolutely no world guard.
Come make your mark in our server’s history by joining The Hostmeister.
We have clans, gsit, and bloodmoon for plugins.
Join our server via Bedrock edition with:
Server Address: game.thehostmeister.com
Server Port: 19132
Check out our other servers and more information about this one at our website:
thehostmeister.com
Welcome to the Cosmos!
We are a Minecraft Server, with a small and solid player base looking to keep expanding. As of right now, we provide Survival, Parkour, Mob Arenas, and much more to launch soon! Our staff works daily keeping our players input in mind, to try to achieve a smooth and enjoyable Minecraft Experience for everyone. Join us today on Minecraft 1.20.1