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Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 6253 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 18 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
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