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Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 3419 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Buildings Constructed: | 28 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 16 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 9 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 7 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 38 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
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