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Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 2236 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 40 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Buildings Constructed: | 10 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 84 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 26 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 43 |
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