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Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 713 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 7 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
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