But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are on a mission to rid the gaming world of all things inappropriate. Legend has it that if you join our SMP, you will be granted the power to summon a llama army to protect you from any unwanted advances.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the most epic battle against pixelated porn that the gaming world has ever seen!
Join us if you’re tired of girlfriends who demand too much of your time and just want to chill and play Minecraft in peace. Our server is a girlfriend-free zone where you can focus on crafting, mining, and exploring without any relationship drama.
Forget about spending hours on the phone or being expected to hang out all day on weekends – on our server, the only thing you’ll be hanging out with is your trusty pickaxe and maybe a few friendly creepers.
So come join us and build your dream world without the stress of a demanding girlfriend. Who needs a real-life relationship when you have a virtual world to escape to?
Welcome to The Real SMP. This is a friendly and welcoming server. We invite all types of players. We made this SMP at the start of this year and strive to make it better every day.
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Homes and Warps | Allowing players to teleport to previous locations instead of traveling long distances. |
| Community Spawn | A safe place to trade and build without griefing and raiding. |
| Player Cosmetics | Enjoy a range of player cosmetics for FREE! |
The use of profanity should be kept to a minimum. However, any derogatory language towards any user is prohibited.
We strictly prohibit the use of game mods that give you an unfair advantage over other players: “hacks”, “cheats”. You may use mods like minimap and other mods that don’t change the game completely. Shaders are allowed.
If you are ever banned on our Minecraft server, appeal here.
Server IP: mc.therealsmp.com
We welcome you! So, join today…
To join our server, simply use the server IP: mc.therealsmp.com in your Minecraft client.
Yes, please refer to our Rules section above, including no inappropriate language and no cheating.
If you are banned, you can appeal by visiting our appeal page here.
Yes, players can enjoy a range of player cosmetics for free on The Real SMP.
No, we have a Community Spawn where players can trade and build without griefing and raiding.
We strictly prohibit the use of game mods that give you an unfair advantage over other players. Mods like minimap and shaders are allowed.
