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Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 3927 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 147 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7221 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a tradition where every new player must challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off before they can officially join the server. And if you ever feel lonely, just hop on our voice chat where we reenact scenes from cheesy romance movies using only Minecraft emotes.
So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt! And remember, the only acceptable reply to “I love you” on our server is “I love cake more.”