gamers are idiots Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ParentalPanicCraft

abandonment, Abuse, Childhood, Communication, coping mechanisms, emotional scars, family, forgiveness, healing, long-term effects, mental health, neglect, ParentalPanicCraft, parents, Recovery, resilience, self-care, support system, Therapy, traumatic experience, trust issues

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/300	Votes:	8481
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Are you tired of dealing with your parents constantly nagging you to do your chores and homework on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a strict “no parents allowed” policy! That’s right, you can finally build and mine in peace without anyone telling you what to do.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual chicken nuggets!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the mythical “Diamond Bacon,” rumored to grant the eater unlimited mining powers. Just be careful, as the bacon is guarded by a fierce army of zombie pigs!

So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs therapy for traumatic experiences with parents when you have a server like this to escape to?

CraftyKim’s Minecraft Server

aggression, Alliance, Conflict, CraftyKims, Diplomacy, eastern europe, global affairs, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Military, Minecraft, North Korea, nuclear weapons, Politics, Propaganda, russia, sanctions, Server, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, War, world news, Zelenskiy

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/100	Votes:	8693
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Secret Passages Found:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally wild and crazy? well, this server is the place to be, my dudes!

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u see Kim Jong Un riding a creeper into battle against Putin’s army of skeletons. it’s like, a total war zone, but with blocks and stuff.

and get this, Zelenskiy is there too, leading a pack of villagers into battle with his epic diamond sword. he’s all like, “N.Korea is de facto taking part in war on Russia’s side, but we got this, fam!”

so, like, if u wanna join a server where anything can happen and the memes are non-stop, then this is the place for u. come join the chaos and let’s have a blast together!

CraftyCreeperz420

anti-Jewish sentiment, anti-Semitic attacks, anti-Semitic violence, antisemitism, Canada, Canadian society, CraftyCreeperz420, discrimination, Discriminatory acts, hate crimes, Hate crimes statistics, Hate Speech, Increase in hate crimes, intolerance, Jewish community, minority groups, prejudice, racism, religious intolerance, religious persecution, Rising incidents

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/900	Votes:	2351
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11

come join our minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes! our server is so lit, even the ender dragon wants to hang out with us!

we have the most epic battles you’ve ever seen, with players riding on giant chickens and shooting fireballs from their eyes. and don’t even get me started on our treasure hunts – we’ve hidden diamonds in the most ridiculous places, like inside a lava pit or on top of a floating island!

if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then look no further! join us now and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even become the king of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the chaos begin!

Broadband Binge Craft

Australia, Binge, BMI, Broadband, broadband adoption, connectivity, correlation, Craft, data analysis, digital age, health, health implications, internet speeds, Males, obesity rates, public health, research, sedentary lifestyle, statistics, study, Technology, weight gain, young adults

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/500	Votes:	2227
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Yo, wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? We got internet speeds so fast, you’ll gain weight just by logging on! According to a totally real study in Australia, our server is so lit that you’ll be packing on the pounds in no time. Plus, our players are all jacked and ready to take on any challenge. So come on down and get ready to level up your BMI while having a blast in our virtual world!

CraftyFate – Minecraft Server

Campaign, Coin Calculator, CraftyFate, Damage Calculator, Dragon Girl’s Water Margin, Drop Rates, Event Compendium, FAQ, Fate/Grand Order NA General, FGO JP, fgoalter, Future Materials Spreadsheet, Great Void Sea Battle, Halloween Rebellion of 108, Huyan Zhuo, Imaginary Scramble, Interlude Timeline, Main Interlude, mats, Minecraft, nautilus, News, Pickup Summon, Pre-Release Campaign, rank up, Rateups, Raw Database, Servant Info, Servant Material Lookup, Servant Planner, Server, summon, Summoning Info

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/500	Votes:	5002
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	New Chunks Explored:	299179

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy events and outrageous stories that will leave you laughing till your sides hurt.

Picture this: a group of players banding together to rebel against Halloween in the year 108! Dragons, girls, and water margins collide in an epic battle that will go down in Minecraft history. And that’s just the beginning!

Summon your inner warrior with our Halloween Rebellion of 108 event, where you can pick up the legendary Huyan Zhuo and lead your army to victory. But beware, the Great Void Sea Battle awaits, and only the bravest can conquer its depths.

Need a break from all the action? Dive into our Main Interlude and explore the surface with Nautilus, because who doesn’t love a good imaginary scramble? And don’t forget to check out our pre-release campaign for the upcoming Halloween Rebellion of 108! A Dragon Girl’s Water Margin, where chaos reigns supreme.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey through Minecraft madness and let the laughter and adventure begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. (Disclaimer: Please don’t actually rebel against Halloween, it’s just a fun theme for our server!)

Kinomax Minecraft SMP – Where Are You Sitting?

Auditorium, Cinema, comfort, Entertainment, film, inquiry, Kinomax, location, Minecraft, movie experience., movie theater, query, question.., seating arrangement, SEATS, Showtime, Sitting, smp, Theater, ticket booking, viewing experience, where are you?

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/400	Votes:	4450
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, come join our server where we have a movie theater in the spawn area! That’s right, you can watch all your favorite movies while mining for diamonds. And don’t worry about missing any action because we have popcorn dispensers at every seat!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens that roam the land wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or try to overthrow his feathery rule?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can gain access to. Dance the night away with your fellow players and show off your best moves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest and wackiest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

GrampsGoneWildMC

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, college funds, Communication, family drama, forgiveness, GrampsGoneWildMC, Grandparents, half-sister, Heartless, Inheritance, Legacy, Medical Treatment, money issues, moral dilemmas, parental decisions, rare condition, relationships, Selfishness, stepfamily, Support

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9225
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	2545
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your family drama? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to steal your inheritance to pay for someone else’s medical bills!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and zero family drama. Our server is the perfect escape from real life, where you can focus on building the biggest and best creations without worrying about your dad stealing your hard-earned money.

So come on over and join us, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use next! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we promise not to guilt trip you into using your inheritance for anyone else’s benefit. It’s all about you and your Minecraft dreams on our server!

CraftyAddictMinecraft SMP

addiction, behavior pattern, compulsion, CraftyAddictMinecraft, craving, dependency, Fixation, guilty pleasure, habit-forming, habits, habitual behavior, indulgence, irresistible urge, Obsession, Passion, pleasure seeking, repetitive behavior, smp, temptation, uncontrollable desire, vice, Weakness

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/400	Votes:	4393
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Gods Slained:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31

Are you addicted to building pixelated castles in a virtual world? Do you find yourself dreaming about mining diamonds and battling creepers in your sleep? Then you need to join our Minecraft SMP server ASAP!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with stacks of enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that those golden apples were blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, granting the player unlimited health and super speed for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest of rare mobs, including a pink sheep that drops diamond blocks when sheared and a zombie pigman that can breakdance like nobody’s business. And if you’re lucky, you might even come across a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cake.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your pixelated life!

CompliCraft: You’re a diamond in a world of dirt!

Admiration, Affirmations, appreciation, best compliment, boosting confidence, boosting self-esteem, building others up, CompliCraft, Compliment, Diamond, Dirt, encouragement, flattery, giving compliments, Gratitude, heartfelt compliments, Kindness, making someone feel good, meaningful words, positive feedback, praise, spreading positivity, uplifting words, world, Youre

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	92/100	Votes:	4513
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Void Gems Collected:	34	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Are you tired of boring old compliments like “nice build” or “cool skin”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we take compliments to a whole new level! Imagine telling someone their pixelated cow farm is so epic, it made the Ender Dragon cry tears of joy. Or how about praising someone’s redstone contraption by saying it’s so amazing, even Notch himself would be jealous. Join our server for the most outrageous compliments you’ll ever receive – because who doesn’t want to be told their dirt hut is the eighth wonder of the blocky world?

Romeo and Juliet’s Sky Traffic

air traffic control, air traffic control tower, Air traffic controllers, aircraft, Airline (Industry), Aviation, Aviation (Industry), aviation communication, aviation professionals, aviation terminology, career, Communication, control tower, flight operations, Flight Safety, Juliets, Pilots, romeo, romeo and juliet, Shakespearean actor, SKY, traffic, traffic controllers, traffic management

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/200	Votes:	6480
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Ores Mined:	4522
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build all day? well do i have the server for u! this server is like romeo and juliet, but with creepers and zombies instead of star-crossed lovers.

imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a zombie horde attacks! but don’t worry, our server has special weapons like diamond swords that can take down those pesky zombies in no time.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs? that’s right, flying pigs! you can ride them around the server and show off to all your friends.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of your life! trust me, you won’t regret it.