Players: |
90/400 |
Uptime: |
97% |
Rating: |
4.2 / 5 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: |
0 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: |
1 |
Cursed Swords Broken: |
3 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: |
0 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: |
5 |
Witchβs Brew Drunk: |
17 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: |
2 |
New Chunks Explored: |
522604 |
Whispering Caves Entered: |
5 |
Holy Grails Found: |
4 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: |
30 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: |
1 |
Endless Legions Commanded: |
36 |
Invisible Walls Found: |
3 |
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so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u just, like, mine for all the ores and stuff? well, guess what, this
server has, like, all the metals u could ever dream of! cobalt, tungsten, uranium, cadmium – u name it, we got it!
but, like, here’s the catch – exposure to these metals can, like, increase ur risk of cardiovascular disease! crazy, right? so, like, come join our server and see if u can survive the metal madness!
we’ve got, like, insane stories of players who have mined too much cobalt and ended up with, like, arteries full of harmful plaque! it’s, like, atherosclerosis on steroids, dude!
so, like, if u wanna risk it all for some shiny metals and a chance at a heart attack, then come join our server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!