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Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 984 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Void Armor Forged: | 12 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Votes: | 8482 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 21 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 0 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 6 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is gathering resources and building epic structures. No time for sexism or racism here, just good old-fashioned fun!
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So come join us on the most epic Minecraft server around, where the only drama is whether or not you can survive the night. Trust us, your son will thank you for it (eventually).