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CraftyBBC – Where blocks meet banter, memes and epic adventures! Join now for a LOL-tastic time! #minecraft #gamer #fun

#gamer, Adventures, banter, BBC, blocks, CraftyBBC, Epic, Fun, Join, LOLtastic, Meet, memes, Minecraft, superior, Til, Time, white men

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	974
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Mines Excavated:	1210
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of boring old white men? Are you ready to join a Minecraft server where the BBC reigns supreme? Come on down to our server where we have epic battles between BBC warriors and average white dudes. Will the BBC conquer all? Will the white men rise up and take back the server? Only one way to find out – join us now for an unforgettable and hilarious experience! Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining and politically charged? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

Big Blocks and Bigger Dicks – The Ultimate Minecraft Server for the Well-Endowed Gamer

#gamer, Above Average, acceptance, anatomy, big, BIGGER….., blocks, body image, comparison, Confidence, Dicks, fagmaxxing, Insecurity, judgment, long trail, measure size, mental struggle, Minecraft, Perception, reality check, self esteem, self-conscious, Server, small dick, societal norms, Ultimate, WellEndowed

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2403
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	469
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Are you tired of feeling inadequate about the size of your blocky pixel peen? Join our Minecraft server and let your virtual manhood grow to epic proportions! Our players swear that after just one session, their in-game schlongs were so massive, they could tower over the Ender Dragon itself! Don’t let your brain trick you into fagmaxxing – come join us and let your dynamite dong do the talking! Join now and watch your confidence grow as big as your pixelated package!

gamer squad extravaganza: ‘/lmao/ + buddies’ Minecraft server

#195750860, #gamer, Buddies, Climbing, death, Edition, EXTRAVAGANZA, Fell, Friends, lmao, Med, Minecraft, Server, squad

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	256
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Potions Brewed:	53	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only challenge is avoiding creepers? Well, have we got the server for you! Introducing the Climbing Edition server, where falling to your death is not just a possibility, it’s practically a rite of passage.

Join us if you dare to scale dizzying heights, leap from precarious ledges, and test your parkour skills to the limit. With over 195750860 death drops to choose from, you’ll never run out of ways to plummet to your demise.

But fear not, brave adventurer! If you do happen to survive a fall, you’ll be rewarded with a special item that will make you the envy of all your fellow players. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embrace the thrill of the drop!

TrueGamerCraft

#gamer, achievement, Competitive Gaming, console gaming, consoles, ds, Gaming, gaming accomplishments, gaming achievement, Gaming Challenges, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming dedication, gaming experiences, gaming expertise, gaming goals, gaming journey, gaming memories, gaming milestones, gaming passion, gaming prowess, gaming quests, Gaming Skills, gaming success, gaming triumphs, gaming victories, Greatest, Heard, high score, imageboard, microsoft, mmorpg, multiplayer gaming, Nintendo, online gaming, pc game, PC Gaming, PlayStation, ps3, ps4, psp, retro gaming, Steam, Tell, True, true gamer, TrueGamerCraft, video games, vidya, virtual worlds, vita, What, wii, Wii U, xbone, Xbox, Xbox One, your, Youre

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1135
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Divine Spears Created:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Animals Bred:	66
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the true gamers thrive! Are you ready to show off your gaming skills and prove your worth in the world of blocks and crafting? We want to know all about your greatest gaming achievement, so come on and join us for an epic adventure!

BlockyBedBuddies

BlockyBedBuddies, Boundaries, Communication, Connection, consent, emotions, Experience, Exploration, first sexual partner, growth, Honesty, Intimacy, learning, Memories, relationships, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, Support, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6314
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	New Chunks Explored:	71420
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Farms Harvested:	877
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of craziness!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to become someone’s first sexual partner… in Minecraft! That’s right, we have a whole new level of roleplaying where you can explore the depths of relationships in a blocky world. Will you be a gentle lover or a passionate one? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of feathers and clucks orders to his loyal subjects. Join his kingdom and you’ll be treated to endless chicken feasts and epic battles against rival factions.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures in Minecraft! Who knows what kind of wild and wacky stories you’ll create along the way.

CraftyPolishTrades

Competition, CraftyPolishTrades, eastern europe, economic development, economic ranking, Economic shift, Economy, emerging markets, european union, export value, Exports, global trade, growth, international trade, market, market share, Poland, russia, Trade, trade statistics, Value

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4423
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Animals Bred:	91	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

lol imagine a minecraft server where poland is like, “hey russia, hold my pierogi” and overtakes them in exports lmao. if you wanna be part of this epic showdown, join our server where you can trade virtual goods like a boss. who knows, maybe you’ll become the next poland of minecraft and dominate the virtual economy. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and enchanted gear, so come join us and be part of the craziest trade war in minecraft history. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

Smell-O-Vision Speedrun

cognitive abilities, DISCRIMINATE, Faster, human biology, Human sense of smell, intervals, neuroscience, olfaction, olfactory system, order of smells, participants, Perception, previously thought, research, scientific study, sensory perception, sensory processing, shorter, smell sensitivity, SmellOVision, Speedrun, study

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9232
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Chimeras Created:	2	Villages Defended:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3

join our epic minecraft server cuz we got smells that will blow ur mind, like seriously dude. our players can discriminate smells faster than u can say “diamonds are forever, baby!” it’s like a superpower, but with noses. come join the fun and see if u have what it takes to sniff out the competition. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

SYSarchy

alliances, Economy, Faction, faction grow, faction-based, Factions, frowned upon, good reason, Loyal, Minecraft, neutral, Problems, PvE, PvP, rules, Server, smp, starting wars, SYSarchy, twists, Wars, WIP, world economy

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9872
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Farms Harvested:	766
Astral Projections Made:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Welcome to SYSarchy SMP! This is a faction based server but to be in this server you don’t have to choose one side! You can be neutral or be loyal to a faction or even create your own! As this is a WIP server there are problems! Be patient! It is preferred that a faction grows the world’s economy. Starting wars is frowned upon, unless you have good reason. Alliances are strongly recommended. There will be more rules, add-ins, twists, and more coming soon!

SYSarchy.mc.gg

Veil SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla, PVP, Teams, Bliss, and LifeSteal collide for chaos and hilarity!

Active & Supportive Staff, Bliss, Chaos, collide, Discord, Fair Rules, Hilarity, Inclusive Community, Java Edition Only, Launches This Friday, LifeSteal, no land claiming, no pay to win, Organized Discord Channels, PvP, Quality of Life Commands, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, server ip, smp, Teams, Thriving Economy, Veil, Veil SMP, Version

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1275
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Endless Night Skies:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	16
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Secret Passages Found:	2	Towns Built:	6
Farms Harvested:	602	Enchantments Applied:	227
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	5

Welcome to Veil SMP!

Get ready for an epic adventure on Veil SMP! Launching this Friday, our server offers a Bliss SMP x Lifesteal experience with exciting seasonal updates. Dive into a friendly and close-knit community where every player’s journey matters. Enjoy a balanced, dynamic economy through our player-driven marketplace—no pay-to-win, just pure fun! Level up your gameplay with engaging quests and explore unique custom tools and enchantments.

Server Details:

Version	1.21.1, Java Edition Only
Server IP	veilsmp.us.to
Discord	https://discord.gg/4RDFD7trjE

What Makes Us Stand Out?

📘 Organized Discord Channels: Explore all features and connect with others before launch.
🔧 Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
⚠️ Fair Rules: Ensuring a smooth and fun experience for everyone.
👥 Active & Supportive Staff: Always ready to help when you need it.
🎁 No Pay-to-Win: Earn everything through gameplay alone.
💰 Thriving Economy: Buy and sell items through player-run shops and auctions.
🌈 Inclusive Community: Everyone is welcome with open arms.
🚨 No Land Claiming: This means a true survival experience! You’ll need to strategize and build alliances to protect your base. Ready for the challenge?

Launches This Friday—Join the Discord now to stay updated and be among the first to hop on when it opens. See you there!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server if I don’t have the Java Edition?	Unfortunately, our server is only compatible with the Java Edition of Minecraft.
Are there any age restrictions to join?	We welcome players of all ages as long as they follow our server rules and guidelines.
Is there a whitelist for the server?	No, our server is open to all players who abide by our rules and create a positive gaming environment.
How can I get involved in the community events?	Join our Discord server and stay tuned for announcements about upcoming events and activities.

Age 28 Minecraft Server

“Youth, 28 year old appearance, 28 year olds, Adulthood, age, aging, aging effects, aging process, aging signs, aging signs at 28, Appearance, appearance at 28, body changes, characteristics, facial features, looking 28, Maturity, Minecraft, physical appearance, physical features, Server, signs of aging, youthfulness

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8964
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Dimension Hops:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone acts like a mature adult? Well, look no further because our server is filled with 28-year-olds who still act like they’re 12! Join us for a wild ride of immature jokes, ridiculous pranks, and constant chaos. Who needs responsibility when you can spend your days building giant phallic structures and trolling your fellow players? So come on, join us and see for yourself how 28-year-olds really act in Minecraft!

The Secret Diamond Society Minecraft SMP

ANONYMOUS, anonymous message, Code, Cryptic, Curious, Diamond, Enigma, Enigmatic, hidden, Intriguing, Message, message in a bottle, Minecraft, mysterious note, Mystery, number 925936470, puzzling, Riddle, secret, smp, society, unidentified, unknown, wow

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5348
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens riding pigs. Don’t worry, they’re friendly (we think). Then, you stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why are they so fancy? Who knows, but they sure do make for great conversation partners.

But wait, there’s more! Join our weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players compete to build the most ridiculous structures imaginable. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, nothing is off limits. And the winner gets a prize that may or may not be a stack of dirt blocks (hey, we never said it was a good prize).

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored again.

DiscoDisabled Minecraft Server

banging, Dinner, disabled person, DiscoDisabled, disruptive, EMBARRASSMENT, Empathy, fine dining, Girlfriend, groaning, Italian, loud, mentally disabled, Minecraft, noise, Olive Garden, Restaurant, Retail, screeching, Server, strangers, Table

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1587
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dimension Hops:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Runes Activated:	8	Void Gems Collected:	32

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the screeching and groaning of real life and dive into a world of blocky bliss! Join us for a dining experience that’s better than Olive Garden (not that it takes much) and enjoy the luxury of moving to a different room if you encounter any unexpected noises.

Just like the mentally disabled adult at the restaurant, our server will accommodate your needs and make sure you have a pleasant gaming experience. And if you ever feel like you need to switch tables (or biomes), we’ve got you covered!

So come on down to our server and leave the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a family of creepers who will screech and groan their way into your heart. Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you decide to move to a different part of the map – after all, it’s all about having fun and enjoying the game!

UndieCraft: Sibling Edition

aita, Boundaries, boxers, brother, brother sister, clothing, Communication, Confrontation, Edition, family, inappropriate, morning, personal space, privacy, sibling, sibling dynamics, Siblings, t-shirt, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable situation, underwear, UndieCraft, walking around

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5651
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	263
Magic Items Found:	1777	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Love Letters Sent:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage players to express themselves through their in-game fashion choices! Join us and strut your stuff in your digital boxers or underwear, just like the epic showdown between the sibling duo in our server’s lore. Will you be the one to claim victory in the battle of the bulge? Join now and find out!

FavFactzMC SMP

conversation starter, cool fact, Did you know, fact sharing, factoid, FavFactzMC, favorite fact, fun fact, fun trivia, geeky fact, Interesting fact, interesting information, little-known fact, nugget of information, obscure knowledge, random fact, random knowledge, smp, tidbit, Trivia, unique fact, unusual fact

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2748
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists and turns.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? We’ve got you covered. How about building a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? We’re all about that here. And don’t even get me started on the time our admin accidentally turned all the cows into flying pigs – chaos ensued, but it was totally worth it.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into – the possibilities are endless!