gamer journalist Minecraft Servers

gamer journalist Minecraft Servers

  • Blocky Coomer’s Craze

    Blocky Coomer’s Craze
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    Players: 109/700 Votes: 8093
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Mythical Swords Crafted: 72
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 20
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the madness of 4Chan coomer threads and dive into a world of pure hilarity and adventure!

    Reasons to join:

    • Escape from the never-ending debates about porn preferences and strange fetishes
    • Build your own little pony kingdom and explore the wonders of beastiality-free Minecraft
    • Discover hidden treasures and secret caves filled with trannies and gay stuff (just kidding, it’s all family-friendly fun!)

    Join us now and leave behind the confusion of 4Chan debates. Who needs real women when you have Minecraft blocks to build with?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DragonCraft: Where Your Maid is a Dragon!

    DragonCraft: Where Your Maid is a Dragon!
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    Players: 106/400 Votes: 5763
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Dimension Hops: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our dragon maid themed Minecraft server! Are you tired of messy servers with griefers running amok? Fear not, for our dragon maids are here to keep the board clean!

    Join us for epic adventures and quests where you can ride on the backs of dragons and battle against evil mobs. Our dragon maids will swoop in and clean up any mess left behind, ensuring a pristine playing environment for all.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can find hidden treasures and rare loot. Rumor has it that a legendary diamond sword is hidden deep within the lair, waiting for a brave adventurer to claim it.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the magic of having your very own dragon maid to keep things in order. Who knows, you might even uncover the mysteries of the underground lair and become the ultimate Minecraft champion!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AvrilCraft: Where Black People Are Actually Avril Lavigne in Disguise

    AvrilCraft: Where Black People Are Actually Avril Lavigne in Disguise
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    Players: 90/400 Votes: 5774
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 14
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our totally not conspiracy theory Minecraft server, where you can uncover the truth behind the biggest mystery of our time – Are all black people secretly just Avril Lavigne in disguise, playing a joke on us all?

    Join us for a wild ride as you dig deep into the mines, searching for clues that will unravel this mind-boggling mystery. Build your own secret underground lair to hide from the Avril Lavigne impersonators who may be lurking around every corner.

    But beware, the Avril Lavigne lookalikes are not the only danger on this server. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is actually just Avril Lavigne in a Minecraft skin, pulling the ultimate prank on unsuspecting players.

    So come on, join us on this absolutely bonkers Minecraft server and discover the truth behind the Avril Lavigne conspiracy. Who knows, you may just find yourself face to face with the real Avril Lavigne herself, laughing at us all from behind her pixelated disguise.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • God’s Children Minecraft Funhouse

    God’s Children Minecraft Funhouse
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    Players: 95/600 Votes: 3183
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Divine Spears Created: 14 Phantom Rings Equipped: 12
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 16
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Dimension Hops: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of swimming aimlessly in the cosmic waters of Minecraft? Join our server and become a God’s child! We promise you won’t be doing backstrokes aimlessly anymore, unless you want to because that’s cool too. Amen to that!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • OverratedCraft: Where Games Get a Big Head

    OverratedCraft: Where Games Get a Big Head
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    Players: 98/1000 Votes: 5776
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 10
    Wilderness Tamed: 14 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Holy Grails Found: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with mediocre ratings? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane games and ridiculous challenges that will have you laughing until you cry.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a unicorn riding a rainbow while juggling diamonds. Yes, you read that right. And that was just the beginning of their epic adventure on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll have the chance to participate in our legendary potato planting contest, where the winner gets to ride a giant chicken around the server for a whole day. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret dance party every Friday night in the End dimension. Trust me, you don’t want to miss it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest and most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life. Who needs boring old servers when you can be a part of something truly unforgettable?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Comrades: Russian Drone vs. Mig-29s

    Crafty Comrades: Russian Drone vs. Mig-29s
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    Players: 101/200 Votes: 1181
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
    Divine Scrolls Written: 5 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 11 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality itself? Look no further! Our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter. Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground lair filled with dancing pandas and disco llamas. And that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays diamond eggs. So come join us and experience the craziness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • 2020’s Dank Minecraft Server

    2020’s Dank Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/400 Votes: 2614
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Ores Mined: 9900
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 30 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 12 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Shattered Realms Restored: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server of 2020!

    Looking for a server that is so based it puts the 80’s, 90’s, and 2000’s to shame? Look no further, because this server is where it’s at!

    Reasons to join our server:

    Don’t miss out on the most lit Minecraft server of all time! Join now and experience the epicness for yourself!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Skeleton Shitshow: Friction vs Fresh Water Minecraft Server

    Skeleton Shitshow: Friction vs Fresh Water Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/800 Votes: 7869
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the friction is rotness and the water is fresh shit! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with zombie chickens that drop diamonds when you defeat them. Yes, you heard that right, zombie chickens! – The sky in our server is made of cheese and you can literally fly by eating it. Who needs wings when you have a sky full of cheese? – Our server has a special event every Friday where all the skeletons break out into a synchronized dance routine. It’s like a spooky flash mob, but with skeletons!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RoachCraft: Where even the bugs are scared!

    RoachCraft: Where even the bugs are scared!
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    Players: 95/500 Votes: 5707
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 6
    Glorious Feasts Held: 10 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13
    Epic Battles Fought: 6 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Love Letters Sent: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9 Cursed Statues Activated: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the horrors of the real world and dive into a world where cockroaches ride rats like horses, spiders the size of houses lurk in the shadows, and bats fly around dropping loot like it’s nobody’s business.

    Join us and explore a land where snakes build skyscrapers, centipedes run the economy, and you never know what kind of crazy creature you’ll encounter next.

    Forget about boring old Minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride through a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional giant spider trying to eat you).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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