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| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 150 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 1316 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 42 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Zombie Dances: | 5 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
Join our Minecraft server and find out! If you see someone trying to mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe or building a house out of dirt, you know they’re not the sharpest tool in the shed. But hey, that just means more resources for you to snatch up! Plus, we have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stop their feathered revolution? Only on our server will you find such wacky adventures and questionable decision-making skills. So come on over and see if you can survive in a world where the IQ levels are as low as bedrock!
