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YapCrafters Unite!

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7494
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Tired of arguing with people who just won’t shut up? Join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustrations by building giant statues of trolls and goblins to represent those annoying arguers. We even have a special “Yap for Conflict” mini-game where you can throw virtual pies at players who just won’t stop arguing. Trust us, it’s way more satisfying than trying to reason with them in real life. So come join us and unleash your inner troll in a safe and hilarious environment!

SovietCraft Minecraft Server

Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, military conflict, military response, Minecraft, missile strikes, national security, nuclear weapons, provocation, russia, Russian territory, Server, SovietCraft, Strategic Concerns, Tensions, US, Warning, Western

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7025
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	128
Zombie Dances:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

lol imagine if russia was a minecraft server and they were like “yo US, don’t even think about sending missiles into our territory or we will ban you from the server” like damn that would be some intense pvp action. join our server for a chance to witness epic battles between nations, where alliances are forged and broken faster than you can say “creeper”. plus, our admins are like the russian government, always watching and ready to strike down anyone who dares to challenge their authority. so come join us and experience the thrill of international conflict in the world of minecraft!

UkrainianF16FTW

Aerial kills, Air Force, air superiority, aircraft, Aviation, Combat, Conflict, Defense, defense technology, dogfight, eastern europe, f-16, fighter jets, fighter pilots, Military, national security, nato, Ukraine, ukraine news, UkrainianF16FTW, War

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7215
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Emeralds Found:	6958	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine’s F-16s have scored their first aerial kills… IN MINECRAFT! fly around in your own virtual F-16 and take down enemies in the sky with your pixelated missiles.

we have a secret underground base where you can find rare loot and weapons to use in battle. beware of the creeper army that guards the entrance, they may look cute but they will explode on you in a heartbeat.

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community like no other. who needs real life when you can have this much fun in minecraft? come join now before the F-16s run out of fuel and the adventure ends!

RoosterCraft

circadian rhythm, diurnal, early bird, early riser, late riser, morning person, morning rooster, morning routine, night owl, night time, Nocturnal, opposite, RoosterCraft, sleep cycle, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, sleep schedule

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	547
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Crops Grown:	9671	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we party like it’s 1999! We got pigs that can fly and cows that can breakdance, it’s a real barnyard rave up in here! The opposite of night owl should be morning rooster, so wake up and join us for some wacky adventures! We have a secret underground disco where the zombies and skeletons bust a move, it’s lit AF! Plus, our admin is a talking llama who spits out diamonds, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride! Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and let’s get this party started!

Hilltop Havoc: Neolithic Edition

dangerous areas, Edition, fear of conflict, Havoc, higher mortality, Hilltop, hilltops, lower fertility, Neolithic, Neolithic Europe, overpopulation, population decline, safer locations

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8373
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Yo, you ever wanted to travel back in time to Neolithic Europe but without all the boring fear of conflict and population declines? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us and experience a world where conflict is a thing of the past and everyone lives in harmony on hilltops. But watch out, overpopulation might lead to some crazy deaths and low fertility rates! It’s a wild ride, so join now for a chance to live in a world where fear is a thing of the past!

WindowPeek Minecraft Server

Architecture, Buildings, cityscape, Clouds, HORIZON, landscape, Minecraft, Mountains, Nature, Ocean, outdoors, Peaceful, scenery, Server, SKY, skyline, sunrise, sunset, Trees, Urban, view, WINDOW, WindowPeek

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8143
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Are you tired of staring at the same boring view out your window every day? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, the view out your window is whatever you want it to be! Want to wake up to a majestic unicorn grazing in a field of rainbow-colored grass? Done. How about a giant flying taco soaring through the sky? We got you covered. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join us and escape the mundane reality of your everyday life!

Minecraft SMP – Flirting with Creepers #6556

Archive, character profiles, community pastebin, CREEPERS, daily tasks, Eicon search tool, F-List, Feedback, fetishes, filtered ads, flg, FLIRTING, Forums, kinks, live status tracker, Minecraft, profile image search, roleplay logs, Roleplaying, shitposting tool, site drama, smp, third party chat client, webchat

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7490
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Void Gems Collected:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only limit is your imagination… and your kinks! Join us for a wild ride filled with roleplaying, character profiles, and finding like-minded partners with similar fetishes. Our webchat is perfect for some steamy textual roleplay, and our group forums have more depravity than you can shake a stick at.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with drama, gossip, and outrageous stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Want to critique someone’s character? Go for it. Need feedback on your roleplay skills? We’ve got you covered. And don’t forget to check out our shitposting tool for some extra laughs.

So why join our Minecraft SMP server? Because where else can you build a castle, fight dragons, and explore endless worlds all while indulging in your wildest fantasies? Come join us and let your imagination run wild… and maybe a little kinky.

BIL-Free Vacation Ride Minecraft Server

anniversary, BILFree, brother, camping trip, celebration, Communication, compromise, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Minecraft, overreacting, people pleasing, Picnic, punctuality, quality time, relationship, Ride, Server, staycation, Stubborn, vacation, Wilderness

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3044
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Love Letters Sent:	18
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of celebrating anniversaries on the actual day? Look no further! Our server is all about prioritizing quality time with your loved one, just like you deserve.

Join us for some epic adventures and crazy builds, just like the epic adventure of trying to plan a perfect anniversary with a husband who can’t say no to his brother. Will you be the hero who saves the day and ensures a romantic celebration, or will you get caught up in the drama and chaos of family dynamics?

With surprises around every corner and unexpected twists at every turn, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes – just like trying to navigate a last-minute change of plans for your special day. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of love, loyalty, and Minecraft skills. Trust us, it’s a journey you won’t want to miss!

PastorPuncherMC

Apology, bio clean up, Church, co-pastor, daycare, grudge, guam, hatred, ministry field, nondenominational, office, Pastor, PastorPuncherMC, Police, TRANSITION, Tuesday evening, unsettling vibes, volunteer, women’s group, womens ministry, youth pastor

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2990
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning reality.

Our server is run by a team of pastors who are experts in running daycare and leading women’s groups. But don’t be fooled by their holy facade, drama lurks behind every corner.

Meet Pastor Nick, the co-pastor who seems like the perfect guy on paper, but something just doesn’t sit right with him. Rumor has it he’s been spotted chatting up the daycare volunteers and making shady moves behind closed doors.

Join our server and witness the epic showdown between Pastor Nick and the women’s pastor as they battle it out over accusations of inappropriate behavior. Will justice be served? Will the truth come to light? Only time will tell on this thrilling Minecraft server. Join now for a drama-filled experience like no other!

KolkataRageCraft

anger, brutality, Civil unrest, crime, demonstration, HUMAN RIGHTS, Indian police, Justice, Kolkata doctor, KolkataRageCraft, law enforcement, murder, Police Brutality, protest, public outcry, rape, Safety, Social Issues, tear gas, violence, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3519
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	476
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Potions Brewed:	72
Mines Excavated:	4670	Magic Crystals Found:	23

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have more action than Indian police firing tear gas at hundreds of protesting players! 😂👮‍♂️🔥

Our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget all about real life drama and immerse you in a world of blocky fun! 🌍🔥

We have crazy events like the “Rape and Murder Mystery” where you have to solve whodunnit before the sun sets in the game! 🔍🌞

Join now for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe even some tear gas (just kidding, we don’t condone violence in our server)! 😂🚫🔥

Don’t miss out on the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Join now and let the fun begin! 🎉🎮🔥