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| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 6790 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 35 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
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