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| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 743 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 88 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 132306 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta know the cheat code for unlimited diamonds is like, engraved in your brain or something. Like, you gotta be able to recite it in your sleep or else you can’t even step foot in our server, bro.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground base filled with rare mobs that drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business. And get this, our server mascot is a dancing llama named Larry who wears a top hat and monocle. Yeah, Larry is the real MVP, let me tell ya.
Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, a giant chicken spawns in the middle of our spawn point and lays diamond eggs? Yeah, it’s totally legit, I swear. So if you wanna join the most wacky and wild Minecraft SMP out there, hit us up and remember to bring your A-game and your best cheat codes, bro!
