Forget about boring old skilling bosses, we have the Gate of Elidinis where you can fight offhands made of Runecrafting and Divination, unlock a new overhead prayer, and even get your hands on a new scripture. And don’t forget about the 4th conjure that’s basically a defensive waste of ectoplasm – because who doesn’t love wasting ectoplasm?
But wait, there’s more! Explore the Sanctum of Rebirth, an “elite” dungeon that will test your skills to the max. Complete the Underworld diary for some epic rewards and level up your Mining and Smithing to a crazy max level of 110.
If you haven’t played since the First Age, don’t worry! We have a Wiki Guide for Returning Players to help you catch up on all the madness. And make sure to check out the official news archive for all the latest updates.
Join us for the latest quest, Soul Searching, and dive into the new skill of Necromancy. Who needs regular old Minecraft when you can join our insane world filled with vampires, necromancers, and endless adventures?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for a journey like no other!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you’re brave enough to take on the challenge of navigating a maze filled with exploding creepers wearing top hats.
Our server is also home to the legendary “Lava Parkour Challenge,” where players must jump from platform to platform over a sea of bubbling lava while being chased by a giant, fire-breathing Ender Dragon.
So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs boring old mechanics when you can have exploding chickens and lava parkour instead?
Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic creature, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and probably the target of jealous players trying to steal your bling).
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Join us for a night of dancing, music, and maybe even a few unexpected creeper explosions (who invited them anyway?).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.
Our server is so amazing that even the producers of Final Fantasy XIV are talking about it! That’s right, we’re basically celebrities in the gaming world.
Join our Free Companies and Linkshells for a chance to meet other players who are just as crazy as you are. Who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends (or enemies, we don’t judge).
And don’t even get us started on The Rising event happening from August 27th to September 11th. It’s going to be so epic that you’ll be talking about it for years to come.
But wait, there’s more! We have meetups that will blow your mind. Like the Spooky Club meetup on September 11th at 9:00 PM EDT. Get ready to party with Haruhi and maybe even spot a ghost or two.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in our crazy world.
Join us and witness the epic battle between Crystalis Indomitus Nautilus and his 125 ME minions as they try to take over the server. But don’t worry, you can always join forces with them and become the ultimate ruler of the server!
Check out our latest patch notes, where we introduce crazy new features like flying pigs and talking cows. And don’t forget to visit our PBE patch notes, where we test out even more outrageous content like rainbow-colored creepers and exploding diamonds.
Need some help with your builds or account stats? Look no further than our trusty websites like u.gg, op.gg, and lolalytics.com. And if you want to see your character in action, just use our model viewer and watch them dance like never before.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of Minecraft!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Potato King, who will grant you unlimited potatoes if you can defeat him in a potato sack race. And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the challenge of finding the elusive Unicorn Pig, rumored to fart rainbows and grant wishes to those who can catch it.
So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to potatoes or rainbows, in which case, maybe sit this one out).
Join our server and you’ll be transported to a land where samurais roam the pixelated plains, battling it out with swords made of diamonds and armor crafted from the finest obsidian. But that’s not all – we’ve also added in special power-ups like the ability to summon giant creepers to fight by your side or ride on the back of a dragon as you soar through the skies.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – every full moon, a legendary samurai boss appears in the game, challenging players to an epic duel for the chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the ultimate samurai warrior in a world where anything is possible. Just be prepared for the unexpected – you never know what crazy adventure awaits you around the next block!
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible. We’ve got custom mini-games like “Twerk Wars” and “Hot Potato with TNT” that will have you laughing so hard, you might just pee your pixelated pants.
So why waste your time on those other lame servers when you could be joining us for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Don’t be a square, join us now and let the insanity begin!
if u join now, u can become the mayor of the server and make all da rules. u can even make it mandatory for everyone to wear pink tutus on wednesdays.
plus, we have a special event every friday where we all team up to fight a giant zombie dragon that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes. it’s lit, fam.
so stop complaining and join our server, where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe a little brain damage). let’s get crafty, yo!