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Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 8182 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
Falling into the Void: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 4325 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground base filled with rare mobs that drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business. And get this, our server mascot is a dancing llama named Larry who wears a top hat and monocle. Yeah, Larry is the real MVP, let me tell ya.
Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, a giant chicken spawns in the middle of our spawn point and lays diamond eggs? Yeah, it’s totally legit, I swear. So if you wanna join the most wacky and wild Minecraft SMP out there, hit us up and remember to bring your A-game and your best cheat codes, bro!