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Game Changer Minecraft Server
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that make your game a measly 5/10? Well, look no further because our server will make your game a whopping 10/10! How, you ask? Well, our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who have mastered the art of Minecraft like no other. They will guide you through epic quests, insane challenges, and even teach you how to ride pigs like a pro. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who will trade you diamonds for cookies. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the Minecraft experience of a lifetime! -
SellenQuestPro Minecraft SMP
Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with wild adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are always up to something ridiculous.Join us if you want to test your skills in ways you never thought possible. From navigating through mazes filled with exploding chickens to battling giant mutant creepers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
And don’t even get us started on the quests. Rumor has it that completing the Sellen quest without using a guide will grant you the power to control the weather in-game. How did you manage to beat Sellen quest without using a guide? Only the bravest and most skilled players have been able to accomplish this feat.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will push you to your limits and make you question your sanity, look no further. Join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Just remember to bring a sense of humor and a lot of patience – you’re gonna need it!
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CraftyGuides Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a giant chicken into battle against an army of evil llamas. Or how about mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers?
Forget about using guides or wikis on our server because every time you think you know what’s going on, we’ll throw a curveball at you that will leave you scratching your head in confusion (in a good way, of course).
So come on over and join us for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time!
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Pants2TightCraft
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a thriving community of players who know the importance of wearing the right size pants and underwear! Join us for epic adventures and hilarious mishaps as we navigate through the world of blocky wonders.Need a break from the usual Minecraft grind? Well, on our server, we have a special quest where you must find the legendary pants and underwear that fit juuuust right. Rumor has it, they grant you the power of infinite comfort and style!
But beware, there are some players who believe in the ancient tradition of wearing clothes that are too small. They roam the server, causing chaos and confusion wherever they go. Will you stand up for proper sizing and join the fight for fashion justice?
So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, most pants-tastic adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knew that the world of Minecraft could be so stylish and snug?
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RainbowCraft: LGBTQ Warriors
Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz we got several hundred LGBTQ soldiers in Ukraine rallying for legal rights! I know, right? Like, who knew Minecraft could be so lit? These soldiers are building rainbow bridges and fighting for equality while slaying creepers and zombies. It’s like a Pride parade meets a battle royale, but with blocks and pickaxes. Join us and be part of this epic revolution for LGBTQ rights in the virtual world. Let’s show those skeletons and spiders who’s boss! -
SufferCraft2021
so, like, you know how some peeps are all like, “why ain’t you sufferin’ like we thought you would?” well, forget about them losers and come join our epic minecraft server! we got unicorns that shoot rainbows out their butts, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and a secret underground disco party with creepers bustin’ out sick dance moves.if you join our server, you’ll be part of the coolest gang in town. we have epic build battles where you can show off your mad building skills and win prizes like a pet dragon or a magical wand that turns your enemies into chickens.
plus, our server is protected by a team of ninja llamas who will karate chop any griefers trying to mess with your stuff. and don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like parkour racing on flying carpets or spleef battles on a giant ice cream sundae.
so, forget about those haters and come join our minecraft server where the only suffering you’ll be doing is from laughing too hard at all the crazy fun we have. trust me, you won’t regret it!
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Citadel SMP
Welcome to Citadel SMP. We are a small, completely vanilla server. This isn’t anarchy, but you are allowed to grief, kill and destroy the environment as long as you don’t hack. Join our Discord to see updates, announcements, and stay connected with the community!citadelsmp.co
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Crafty Caucasian Catastrophe – Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old math problems and boring old servers? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we have a special /Pol/ section dedicated to solving all your math problems. Need help figuring out how many white men are left in the world? We’ve got you covered! And don’t worry, we have plenty of white men on our server to help you out. Join now for a wild and wacky time filled with crazy calculations and outrageous theories. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth about the elusive 500 million white men!