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CraftyCreeper on the Block – Minecraft SMP

BLOCK, Casual, cattle, comparison, CraftyCreeper, emotional connection, Exes, Exploratory, female, INTIMATE, long term, Male, Minecraft, Perception, relationship, romantic involvement, Routine, serious, short-term, smp, SPIRITUAL, temporary, time spent, transactional

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4399
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Are you tired of being treated like a temporary thingy on other Minecraft SMPs? Look no further! Join our server where the players will see you as the diamond in the rough that you truly are.

On our server, you won’t be compared to exes like cattle, but rather like the rarest of enchantments. Your time spent with other players will be spiritual, exploratory, and intimate – just like a romantic sunset stroll through the Nether.

So come join us and experience a love like no other on our Minecraft SMP. Who needs a relationship when you have a diamond sword by your side?

MommyWipeGaming

4 year old, aita, busy, Confrontation, Costco, disgust, ENTITLEMENT, Etiquette, family outing, food court, Manager, MommyWipeGaming, parenting, portable toilet, Potty training, public behavior, public restroom, shame, shock, social norms, WIPING

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7518
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Ores Mined:	5182
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	207
Mines Excavated:	1802	Towns Built:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us and witness the craziest adventures, like the time a player built a giant toilet in the middle of the spawn area and started wiping their virtual child’s butt in front of everyone! It was so shocking and hilarious that even the creepers stopped exploding for a moment to watch in awe.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with unexpected surprises and outrageous moments that will keep you laughing for hours. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you never know what you’ll encounter next.

So come on, join us on this insane journey and be a part of the most absurd Minecraft server out there. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach, because things are about to get wacky!

CraftInsomnia

anxiety, bedtime battles, bedtime blues, bedtime struggles, can’t shut off thoughts, can’t sleep, counting sheep, CraftInsomnia, insomnia, late night thoughts, midnight musings, mind racing, overthinking, restless mind, sleep deprivation, sleepless in the city, sleepless nights, sleepless nights again, stress, tossing and turning, WiDE AWAKE

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7169
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is here to keep you up all night with excitement!

Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life, where the creepers do the moonwalk and the zombies break out into a thriller dance routine. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has been spotted wearing a tutu and singing show tunes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build entire cities in the blink of an eye and has a pet pig that can fly. Rumor has it that if you can find Blocky Bob and defeat him in a build-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Have SKY

Dungeons, Minecraft, mmorpg, Server, Skyblock, Spells

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9760
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Next Generation Minecraft SKYBLOCK! Develop in this skyblock designed as an MMORPG, enter dungeons, discover 200 new spells and more!

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PizzaCity: The Cheesiest Minecraft Server in Town, Extra Pepperoni!

Adventures, apply, bedrock, BUILD, Cheesiest, Community, Creative, Explore, EXTRA, Friendly, Fun, gameplay, Join, Minecraft, multiplayer, new, Pepperoni, PizzaCity, restrictions, Server, smp, Survival, TOWN, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8885
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Potions Brewed:	57
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ores Mined:	2952
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

PizzaCity Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival SMP
Platform	Bedrock Edition
Whitelist	Yes

FAQs

How do I join PizzaCity Minecraft Server?

To join PizzaCity, you need to visit our website and fill out an application form. Once your application is approved, you will be added to the whitelist and can join the server.

Are there any restrictions to join PizzaCity?

No, there are no specific restrictions to join PizzaCity. As long as you follow the server rules and guidelines, you are welcome to join the server.

What can I do on PizzaCity Server?

PizzaCity is a survival SMP server, so you can explore the world, build, mine, farm, and interact with other players in a friendly and fun environment.

Can I use mods on PizzaCity Server?

Mods that provide unfair advantages or disrupt the gameplay for other players are not allowed on PizzaCity. We encourage fair and enjoyable gameplay for all players.

Is PvP allowed on the server?

PvP is allowed on PizzaCity, but we encourage friendly and consensual PvP between players. Any form of harassment or non-consensual PvP is not allowed.

Minecraft server: PrincessCraft! #1586

4th Anni Item Packs, 6.5 Year Anniversary, Battle Stadium, Clans, collab info, collab template, Enchanting Fairy, Horror Ghost Coast, investigation, Limited Prize Gacha, Livestream, Main Story Part 3, Minecraft, new player guide, pcrg, Princess Connect! Re:Dive, PrincessCraft, rate-up banners, Rengoku no Rebellion, Resources, S.Kaori, S.Maho, S.Makoto, Server, Shadows Dancing in the Midsummer Garden, Summer Ameth, Summer Ranpha, Summer Resort Thrillers, Summer Shinobu

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5062
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Votes:	5282	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is where the party’s at! We’ve got more events and banners than you can shake a diamond sword at. Join us for the Summer Ameth Limited Banner, where you can summon the rarest mobs in the game!

But that’s not all – we’ve got story events that will make you question reality, like “The Enchanting Fairy – Shadows Dancing in the Midsummer Garden” and “Horror Ghost Coast – Summer Resort Thrillers.” Trust us, you’ve never seen creepers like these before.

And if you’re a new player, don’t worry – we’ve got a guide that’s more helpful than a bucket of water in the Nether. Plus, our collab info is so epic, it’ll make you want to mine straight down (just kidding, don’t do that).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with diamonds and cake (okay, maybe just diamonds). See you in the game, fellow crafters!

Minecraft SMP: SlopCraft – AI Slop & Image Generation #269

AI perfection, AI pornmommies, AI Slop, Bath Edition, Catbox galleries, Editors, Fapping, generation, gooners, image, Image Generation, long tail tags, Minecraft, niche kink, NovelAI artists, PLAPpers, prompters, requesters, Site rules, SLOP, SlopCraft, smp, Stable Diffusion artists, Thread

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4596
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Magic Wands Crafted:	8

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate fapping-focused AI experience! Our server is filled with AI perfectionists who love to plap to the max. We have prompters, editors, requesters, gooners, AI pornmommies, PLAPpers, Stable Diffusion artists, NovelAI artists – basically, if you’re into AIslop, this is the place to be.

But beware, we have a strict no-niche-kink policy. We only plap within the boundaries of site rules. And if you need to share your creations, make sure to use Catbox galleries.

So come join us for the ultimate Bath Edition experience on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new world of AI fapping that you never knew existed.

Blocktopia: No More Redstone

blocktopia, CHANGE, Civilization, Communication, convenience, daily routine, dependence, Disappearance, DiSRuPtiON, ESSENTIAL, everyday object, Function, Impact, Infrastructure, innovation, modern life, Redstone, societal collapse, society, Survival, Technology, Transportation

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3993
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Farms Harvested:	806	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Alien Abductions:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Secret Passages Found:	6
Magic Items Found:	5727	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Imagine a world where all the diamond swords in Minecraft vanished into thin air. Chaos would ensue as players were left defenseless against creepers, zombies, and the dreaded Ender Dragon. The once peaceful server would descend into madness as players resorted to using wooden pickaxes and shovels to fend off enemies. Join our server now and ensure that this nightmare scenario never becomes a reality. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that grant you unlimited power and protection. So what are you waiting for? Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior!

KurskNukeDefend Minecraft Server

border, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, Geopolitics, IStories, Kursk nuclear plant, KurskNukeDefend, Military, Minecraft, Nuclear, Plant, preparedness, Reports, russia, Safety, SECURITY, Server, Tension, Troops, Ukraine, War

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5419
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Magic Items Found:	8032	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dimension Hops:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the battle of Kursk but with blocks and swords instead of tanks and guns! ukrainian troops are approaching the nuclear plant and it’s up to you to defend it with your pixelated might! build epic fortresses, wield powerful weapons, and show those ukrainians who’s boss in this intense virtual showdown! join now for a chance to save the day and be a hero in the most ridiculous way possible!

CraftyKremlinWarzone

CraftyKremlinWarzone, defense budget, economic impact, economic stability, Economy, emergency funds, financial crisis, financial reserves, fiscal policy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global relations, government spending, international conflict, liquid reserves, MONEY, national wealth fund, resource depletion, russia, sanctions, war in Ukraine

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5070
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Crops Grown:	6530	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	342
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more liquid reserves than russia!! we are ballin’ out of control and the war in ukraine ain’t got nothin’ on us! our players are so rich they build diamond houses and ride on golden pigs. join us and be part of the most lit server in the minecraft universe. trust us, you won’t regret it. #wealthfundgoals #minecraftballers #russiawhocares