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Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 7434 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Star Shards Collected: | 144 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
1. Our server is so crazy that creepers actually tell jokes before exploding! You’ll die laughing, quite literally.
2. Our players have built a giant statue of a chicken that lays diamond eggs. Yes, you read that right. Diamond eggs.
3. We have a secret underground disco party where the zombies and skeletons bust a move to funky music. It’s a thriller of a time!
4. The ender dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby and now flies around in a cozy sweater. Who knew dragons had such soft sides?
5. Our server events include a “Build a House out of TNT and Survive” challenge. It’s a blast, literally.
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared for the unexpected and a whole lot of laughter.