imagine building your dream house with only consonants, battling mobs with nothing but the letter “y”, and trading with villagers using only numbers. it’s a wild and wacky world out there, and we want YOU to be a part of it!
come join us for a laugh, a challenge, and a whole lot of fun. who needs vowels anyway when you have a server this crazy?! 😜🎮🔥
We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!
Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget as a prize! Explore our custom-built dungeons filled with treasure and traps that will make you question your sanity.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to challenge to a dance-off. Can you out-dance the Bigfoot and earn his respect?
So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery, because things are about to get wild!
well guess wat, dis server is da place for u. we got treasure hunts dat will make u feel like a real-life pirate. we got mini-games dat will make u laugh so hard u’ll pee ur pants. we even got a secret underground casino where u can gamble ur virtual diamonds away.
but wait, there’s more! if u join now, u’ll get a free llama named Larry dat will follow u around and spit on anyone who gets too close. who wouldn’t want dat kind of protection in da virtual world?
so come on down to da craziest, most ridiculous minecraft server u’ll ever see. who needs real money when u can be a virtual millionaire, amirite?
we have a special event where you have to guess the price of a block of dirt, but watch out, because inflation has made the price is right games a lot harder. one minute dirt is worth a diamond, the next minute it’s worth a potato. it’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.
if you’re looking for a good time, a good laugh, and a good dose of insanity, then join us on this minecraft server where the prices are right, but everything else is just plain wacky. trust us, you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!
Imagine this – instead of waiting at a crowded bus stop, you could be exploring vast, beautiful landscapes, battling fierce mobs, and building epic structures with your friends. And the best part? No more delays or cancellations! Our server runs 24/7, so you can jump on anytime and start your Minecraft journey.
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, tame dragons to do your bidding, and even challenge the mighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Yes, you heard that right – a dance-off! Who knew that pixelated creatures could bust a move like that?
So why waste your time on public transportation when you could be living your best Minecraft life on our server? Join us today and say goodbye to boring commutes forever!
Join us on this wild ride where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe the fact that you might get eaten by a giant mutant chicken or fall into a pit of lava. But hey, that’s all part of the experience! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get lost in the biggest, baddest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!
On our server, you can create your own virtual house and pass it down to your favorite blocky grandchild without any legal battles. No need to worry about property taxes or splitting expenses – it’s all fun and games here!
Plus, if you join now, you’ll receive a special bonus: a diamond pickaxe that can mine through any sibling rivalry. Build, explore, and conquer without any drama – only on our Minecraft server!
Looking for red flags in job listings? How about red flags in our server include: – If you see a chicken juggling TNT, run for your life – If you hear a cow singing opera, you’re in the right place – If you spot a sheep wearing sunglasses and sipping a margarita, you’ve hit the jackpot
Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few diamond blocks along the way. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see where the madness takes you!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually a secret modeling agency in disguise. Top fashion designers from around the world come to our server to scout for new talent, so if you’ve ever dreamed of becoming a Minecraft supermodel, this is your chance!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the legendary Beauty Queen Pig, who roams the land in search of the most beautiful players to crown as her royal subjects. So if you want to be a part of her glamorous court, join our server today and start strutting your stuff!
• Datapacks such as VanillaTweaks
• Plugins such as EssentialsX
• Commands such as /tpa, /home, and /rtp
• A fun community willing to help new members find their way around the server
• Polls voting on the next big thing to happen to the server
• Fun events such as build battles and PvP battles
• Active and passionate community-drawn discussions
• Stealing from bases is allowed, but griefing bases is not
• PvP combat is allowed
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| Features | Description |
|---|---|
| Video Trailer | Watch the exciting trailer showcasing war, masterwork gear, and vibrant towns on the server. Watch here. |
| Explore the World | Delve into our 1:500 Earth-based map! Nations can claim unlimited lands with low upkeep costs, shaping borders as needed. Discounts available for larger groups. |
| Gameplay | Engage in town building, land claiming, and immersive RP. Collect custom items like new swords and unique food. |
| Progression | Forge your path through diverse avenues with 7 unique jobs, skill trees, Masterwork Armor, and player upgrades. |
| Thriving Economy | Experience a player-driven marketplace for buying, selling, and trading items. Utilize currency for upgrades, skills, and upkeep. |
| Non-P2W Environment | All store items are purely cosmetic, ensuring fairness and balance. Donations solely support the server without providing unfair advantages. |
| Epic Wars & Combat | Immerse yourself in our unique warring system for towns and nations. Join for thrilling battles, rewarding experiences, and the pride of victory. |
The IP address is red.unitedlands.org.
You can join the Discord community at https://discord.unitedlands.org.
Yes, you can access the map at https://map.unitedlands.org.
Our players are like no other – Clara does sleepy roleplays that will have you questioning reality, while Yuu takes on Overwatch like a pro after a long streaming hiatus. And let’s not forget about Loki-sama, who played Resident Evil 4 for over 8 hours straight because, well, why not?
But the fun doesn’t stop there! Phase is heading to VeXpo in the UK and Anime NYC, and Pico-chan is hosting a Love Live! karaoke that will blow your mind. Plus, Hina and Saya are teaming up with some senpais for a panel that’s bound to be legendary.
And if you’re into ghost stories, Pico-chan and Loki-sama are putting together a “Hyakumonogatari” night that will have you sleeping with the lights on. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on the insanity that is /pcgen3k/ – join now for a Minecraft experience like no other!
But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists at every turn. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment here. So come on and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows, you might even unlock some hidden powers of your own! Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!