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PixelPals Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, Antagonist, battle, Boys, Comic, Coming of Age, emotional, FANTASY, friendship, genre, japanese, Manga, Minecraft, PixelPals, Popular, Protagonist, series, Server, SHONEN, Supernatural, young adult

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9064
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is like a shonen anime come to life! Join us for epic battles with creepers, where you can unleash your inner ninja skills and take down enemies with your trusty diamond sword!

But that’s not all – our server has a secret underground maze filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that if you can navigate through the maze and defeat the Ender Dragon at the end, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn!

And if you’re feeling extra brave, take on our PvP arena where you can challenge other players to a duel to the death. Winner takes all the diamonds and bragging rights for being the ultimate warrior of the server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime in this shonen-inspired Minecraft server!

MineCrafty Ark – A Modern Minecraft Server

#Akafuyu, #Ascalon, #Penance, AK EN Database, akg, Ansel skin, Ark, arknights, Astgenne, aurora, beeswax, Blacknight, Caster Carnelian, Caster Nymph, Caster Warmy, Catapult skin, cement, Coral Coast, Corroserum, Defender Bassline, Defender Eunectes, Degenbrecher, Earthspirit Skin, Fang The Fire-Sharpened, Global, Guard Zuo Le, jp, KR, Kroos the Keen Glint skin, Leto, Minecraft, minecrafty, Mint, MODERN, Proviso, Qiubai, Ray of Light, Reed The Flame Shadow, Saileach, Santalla, Server, Sniper Toddifons, Specialist Almond, Specialist Dorothy, Stainless, Supporter Proviso, Totter, typhon, Valuable resources, Vanguard Mitm, Windflit

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7992
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Enchantments Applied:	255
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Potions Brewed:	194	Buildings Constructed:	49

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a special event where you can ride a flying pig around the server and drop anvils on unsuspecting players below. It’s like a twisted version of Angry Birds, but with pigs!

2. Our custom skins include a dancing banana, a talking potato, and a disco llama. You’ll never run out of wacky outfits to wear while exploring the blocky world.

3. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon while riding a roller coaster made of TNT? Well, you can do that on our server! Just make sure you have a fire extinguisher handy.

4. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests, but beware – the chests are guarded by a pack of mischievous baby zombies riding chickens. Good luck trying to steal their loot!

5. If you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Just be careful not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

ExHubbyGamer Minecraft Server

ABUSIVE, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, ex husband, ExHubbyGamer, Friends, gatherings, History, husband, loyalty, Minecraft, past, relationships, Respect, safe space, Server, social circles, sports, Support, Trauma, Ultimatums, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1709
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Buildings Constructed:	30	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about relationships.

Picture this: you’re happily building your dream castle when suddenly, your ex shows up out of nowhere to cause chaos. Will you stand your ground and defend your territory, or will you flee in fear? The choice is yours on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Join us for epic battles and showdowns as you navigate the complicated web of friendships and alliances. Will you choose loyalty to your friends, or will you forge your own path to victory?

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the ultimate test of trust and betrayal in a world where anything can happen. Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama!

ScareCraft Minecraft Server

bloodcurdling, bone-chilling, chilling, creepy, Disturbing, eerie, fear-inducing, frightful, goosebumps, hair-raising, HORRIFYING, horror film, Minecraft, Nightmarish, panic-inducing, petrifying, ScareCraft, scary movie, scream-worthy, Server, spine-chilling, Terrifying, Thriller

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2233
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Star Shards Collected:	73	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are about as scary as a fluffy bunny? Well, look no further because our server will have you shaking in your diamond boots!

Join us if you dare for a Minecraft experience that will have you screaming like a creeper in a TNT factory. Our world is filled with haunted mansions, spooky forests, and even a haunted mine shaft where the ghosts of past players still roam.

But beware, because the scariest part of all is our secret underground dungeon where the souls of griefers past are trapped forever. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and claim the treasures within? Or will you run away like a chicken with its head cut off?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make your hair stand on end and your heart race with fear, then join us today…if you dare!

CraftyLove: Diamonds & Dirt

Commitment, Communication, compatibility, compromise, Connection, CraftyLove, diamonds, Dirt, Empathy, forgiveness, Happiness, Honesty, Intimacy, love, loyalty, Partnership, patience, relationship, Respect, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8776
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Enchantments Applied:	83	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	239
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Well, on our Minecraft server, the most important thing in a relationship is how many diamonds you can mine together! Forget about flowers and chocolates, nothing says love like building a diamond castle with your significant other.

Join our server and find your Minecraft soulmate! Who knows, you might even have a Minecraft wedding complete with pixelated cake and creeper fireworks.

So if you’re looking for love and diamonds in all the right places, come join us on our server and get ready for a Minecraft love story like no other!

CraftyPolishDefense

Armed Forces, budget allocation, CraftyPolishDefense, defense budget, defense industry, defense policy, defense spending, defense strategy, eastern europe, european union, gdp, geopolitical tensions, INCREASE, Military, military capabilities, military modernization, national security, nato, Poland, SECURITY, Warsaw Pact

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6584
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Farms Harvested:	719
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1048
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	38

come join our epic minecraft server and help us build the most epic defense system ever! we need all the help we can get to protect our precious virtual land from evil creepers and zombies. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold waiting for you to discover. so come on, join us and be a part of the most epic defense force in all of minecraft!

MartiniCraft007

British, classic, Cocktail, drink order, Espionage, iconic, james bond, james bond movies, martini, MartiniCraft007, secret agent, shaken, shaken martini, shaken martini recipe, shaken not stired, shaken not stirred, shaken not stirred quote, SOPHISTICATED, Spy, stirred, watery martini

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4344
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Yo, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server because we got James Bond up in here ordering his martinis all wrong! Like, who even cares if it’s shaken or stirred, maybe he likes it watery and bruised, who knows?! Join us for some crazy adventures and questionable drink choices, it’s gonna be lit! 🍸🔥 #ShakenNotStirred #MinecraftMadness

BrokeBois Minecraft Server

BROKE, BrokeBois, coupon scam, determination, employment, family, finance, Financial Stability, Financial Success, hard work, income, Junkies, Minecraft, MONEY, opportunities, POVERTY, Server, Siblings, Struggle, success, upbringing, wealth, Weed

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	961
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Are you tired of being broke in Minecraft when it’s so easy to make money? Well, look no further than our server! Just like how I went from coupon scamming and selling weed to making bank in finance, you too can level up your virtual wallet in no time.

Join us and you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than my stoner middle brother drives boats (yes, that’s his job and he makes 60k, don’t ask how). We’ve got kids acting like they hit the lottery when they get paid 20 an hour on our server – it’s a wild ride, just like my upbringing with junkie parents.

So why stay broke in Minecraft when you can join our server and make virtual bank like a pro? Come on, don’t be a retard like my middle brother – join us now!

Crafter’s Library Minecraft Server

C syntax, C++ Programming, coding, coding advancement, coding journey, coding knowledge, coding proficiency, computer science, Crafters, learning, library, library functions, Minecraft, programming, programming basics, programming concepts, Programming Languages, programming libraries, programming skills, Progression, Server, skills development, Software Development, software engineering

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6057
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	21

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to take you from C syntax toddler to fluent adult in no time! Forget about boring tutorials and textbooks, on our server, you’ll learn the ins and outs of coding through epic quests and challenges.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a wild bug appears! Use your C syntax skills to debug the situation and continue on your quest. But be careful, there are trolls lurking in the chat ready to test your knowledge at every turn.

Join us on this wild ride of learning and laughter, where you’ll level up your coding skills while building the craziest creations in Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a coding master in the most fun and ridiculous way possible!

DocCraft Minecraft Server

Awareness, Diagnosis, Disease, DocCraft, Doctor, health, Healthcare, Hospital, Illness, know, Medical, medical facts, Medicine, Minecraft, Prevention, prognosis, Recovery, Server, surgery, Treatment, Truth, wellness, wish

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9940
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and discover the shocking medical truth that will make you wish you never knew it in the first place.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground laboratory where players can conduct experiments on mobs to create crazy new creatures. Want a pig with wings? How about a zombie that shoots fireballs? The possibilities are endless on our server!

So come join us and uncover the medical truths that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew. Just be prepared for the wild ride that awaits you on our server.