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Minecraft Server: Update or Bust
Are you tired of boring, outdated Minecraft servers that haven’t been updated in ages? Look no further! Our server is so cutting-edge that if an early access game goes 6+ months without an update, it should be delisted off Steam, we’re always ahead of the game! Join us for the most epic adventures and craziest shenanigans you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a team of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of coding. So come on, dive into the madness and join us today! -
Game Start Minecraft Server
Oh, sweet summer child, the game has already started on our Minecraft server! But don’t worry, you haven’t missed out on anything yet because our server operates on a different time zone – the realm of infinite possibilities and endless adventures!Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs out of its ears. Rumor has it that whoever tames this majestic creature will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers and skeletons dance the night away to the latest hits from DJ Villager. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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WukongCraft Weekend Server
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got caves filled with bat people, crazy challenges to overcome, and focus points to collect like they’re going out of style.Join us on this server and you’ll be dodging and weaving your way to victory in no time. Who needs a perfect dodge when you can have a perfect Minecraft experience instead?
We’re predicting a whopping 3.75 million players this weekend, but who knows, maybe we’ll hit over 4 million and break the internet. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let’s conquer Minecraft together!
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Minecraft SMP: LlamaLunaCraft
Hey there fellow blockheads! Just wanted to drop in and brag about my epic gaming skills on our Minecraft server. I totally slayed the first boss on my first try – no big deal. But seriously, this server is where all the cool kids hang out and where legends are made. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of victory and the agony of defeat (mostly defeat if you’re anything like me). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden somewhere on the server guarded by a pack of wild creepers. Are you brave enough to find it? Join us and let the adventures begin! -
SellenQuestPro Minecraft SMP
Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with wild adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are always up to something ridiculous.Join us if you want to test your skills in ways you never thought possible. From navigating through mazes filled with exploding chickens to battling giant mutant creepers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
And don’t even get us started on the quests. Rumor has it that completing the Sellen quest without using a guide will grant you the power to control the weather in-game. How did you manage to beat Sellen quest without using a guide? Only the bravest and most skilled players have been able to accomplish this feat.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will push you to your limits and make you question your sanity, look no further. Join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Just remember to bring a sense of humor and a lot of patience – you’re gonna need it!
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CraftyCraze Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that never change? Well, look no further because our server is constantly updating with new features and surprises!Join us for a wild ride as we randomly delete everyone’s old saves just for fun! Who needs progress anyway? It’s all about the thrill of starting over from scratch every time you log in.
But hey, don’t worry about losing all your hard work because we promise to make up for it with even more outrageous updates and features. Who needs stability when you can have chaos and excitement at every turn?
So why should you ever touch early access games? Because on our server, every day feels like a brand new adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!
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SoulForge SMP – Where forging friendships is harder than the PvP!
SOULFORGE SMP
Are you tired of looking for the Perfect SMP and feel like you’re unlucky?
Welcome to the SoulForge SMP! Here we have everything you could ever ask for!
Features
Feature Description Lifesteal plugin We have a lifesteal plugin! Friendly Players and Staff We are always friendly and ready to assist you! PVP Sword Pvp is allowed and welcome here but Crystal, Anchor, Minecart, Bed pvp are currently not allowed. Crossplay and cracked All platforms are accepted here at SoulForge, including cracked! These are just some of the features on our SMP! Join now and start your incredible journey with SoulForge SMP!
Recommended Versions: 1.17x to 1.20x
Discord Server: https://discord.gg/PJ7exYXcCW
FAQ
Q: Can I join if I play on a cracked version of Minecraft?
A: Yes, SoulForge SMP accepts cracked versions of Minecraft.
Q: Are there any restrictions on PVP?
A: Sword PVP is allowed, but Crystal, Anchor, Minecart, and Bed PVP are currently not allowed.
Q: How can I get assistance from staff?
A: The staff at SoulForge SMP are friendly and ready to assist you. You can reach out to them in-game or on the Discord server.
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RainbowUnicornsCraft: Where even the creepers are fabulous! 💁🌈💥
Are you tired of boring, mundane Minecraft servers filled with the same old stuff? Look no further! Our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll forget all about the real world drama. Join us for a crazy adventure filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and rainbow-colored sheep. Who needs reality when you can escape to our server and leave all the “gay shit and trans shit” behind? Trust us, you won’t want to go back once you experience the madness that awaits you here. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and leave the real world drama behind for good! -
Prismarine nations: Where friendships are forged, and rivalries are drowned
Welcome to Prismarine Nations! We are a mostly vanilla worldbuilding server looking to allow our players almost total freedom in creating a story in our world. We promise limited admin intervention, a lag free server, fair and unbiased staff team decisions, and a server that will listen to our players in the hope to create the greatest worldbuilding experience in Minecraft. We offer a mostly vanilla experience, with the only plugins being vital to worldbuilding, and quality of life: Towny Mcmmo (Combat skills disabled) No E chests Dynmap Come and check out our server, we are launching soon and would love to have you aboard when we collectively begin this worldbuilding journey Discord: https://discord.gg/BAJnxSa3By FAQ
Question Answer Can I join the server? Yes, anyone is welcome to join our server. Are there any banned items or blocks? We strive to keep gameplay fair and balanced, so there may be some restrictions on certain items or blocks. Please refer to our server rules for more information. How can I become a staff member? If you are interested in becoming a staff member, please contact us through our Discord server and we can discuss potential opportunities. Is griefing allowed on the server? No, griefing is not allowed on our server. We promote a friendly and cooperative community environment. Can I suggest new plugins or features for the server? Yes, we are always open to suggestions from our players. Feel free to share your ideas with us on Discord or in-game.