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OrthodoxCraft Minecraft Server

anti-Jewish sentiment, anti-semitism, antisemitism, discrimination, ethnic tensions, Hate Speech, Jewish community, Jewish conspiracy, Jewish stereotypes, Jews, Minecraft, OrthodoxCraft, putin, religious conflict, Religious division, religious extremism, religious intolerance, religious persecution, religious tensions, Reviving antisemitic trope, russia, Russian Orthodox Church, Server, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6504
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Dragons Tamed:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Secret Passages Found:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Endless Night Skies:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

so like, you know how putin is always causing drama and stuff? well, now he’s saying that jews are like, destroying the russian orthodox church. like, what even is that?! but hey, if you wanna escape all that craziness, come join our minecraft server! we’ve got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, our diamonds are made of pure gold and our creepers give out hugs instead of explosions. so come on over and join the fun, because who needs putin drama when you can have a blast on our server!

503 Fallen Blocks

blocks, Bodies, CASUALTIES, Conflict, deceased, fallen, fallen heroes, fallen soldiers, Honor, Loss, memorial, Military, mourning, national tragedy, Remembrance, Retrieves, sacrifice, Tragedy, Ukraine, Ukraine soldiers, Ukrainian Army, War

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	726
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Crops Grown:	3314
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE BODIES THAN UKRAINE, WE GOT 504 FALLEN SOLDIERS READY TO FIGHT IN DA PIXELATED BATTLEFIELD! COME JOIN US AND SEE WHO WILL BE DA LAST ONE STANDING, MAYBE EVEN GET A CHANCE TO RESURRECT ONE OF DEM SOLDIERS AND HAVE A ZOMBIE ARMY AT YO COMMAND! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Lucky Block City

BLOCK, city, cognitive bias, humility, intelligence, LUCK, Lucky, Perception, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-assessment, self-aware, self-criticism, self-deception, self-evaluation, self-perception, self-realization

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4244
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

so, like, come join our server and prove you’re smarter than a box of rocks! we got challenges that will make your brain hurt more than a creeper explosion. if you survive our insane parkour courses and mind-bending puzzles, you’ll be crowned the king of the server. plus, we have a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold that only the true geniuses can find. so, if you think you’re smart enough to outwit the rest, come join us and show off your big brain skills. just remember, luck will only get you so far – you gotta have brains to survive in this crazy world.

ViralGut to Brain – Minecraft Server

Alzheimer’s disease, antiviral therapy., antiviral treatments, asu, Banner Alzheimer’s Institute, Brain, brain health, cognitive decline, common virus, gastrointestinal health, Gut infection, gut microbiome, gut-brain axis, infectious diseases, Medical research, Minecraft, neurological disorders, neurology, research study, Server, viral infection, viral transmission, ViralGut

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8147
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Divine Spears Created:	28
Crops Grown:	3985	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own gut infection and Alzheimer’s disease! we got a virus dat travels from da gut to da brain, just like in real life! but don’t worry, we also got antiviral treatments to save da day! come join da fun and see if u can survive da ultimate challenge of battling viruses in ur brain! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and let’s see who can come out on top!

Janitor’s Closet SMP

1.21, application, balance, CLOSET, CustomMusicDiscs, Diplomacy, Discord, Dynmap, Events, FANTASY, Geopolitical, Imagemaps, Janitors, Minecraft, Moderators, Nations, new world, Quality-of-life plugins, RealisticSeasons, rules, smp, Stonework, War, Worldbuilding

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5728
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Animals Bred:	146

Janitors Closet SMP Server Overview

Server Name	The Janitor’s Closet SMP
Server Type	WorldBuilding/Geopolitical
Version	1.21
Features	Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, CustomMusicDiscs, Roleplay plugins

Join our Discord here for more information and to connect with other players!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Fill out a simple application after reading the rules to ensure you are a good fit for the server.
Are there special player-made events on the server?	Yes, players can create and participate in events such as diplomacy, war, and more!
What plugins are available on the server?	Plugins include Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, CustomMusicDiscs, and others for quality of life and roleplay enhancements.
Is there a community Discord for the server?	Yes, join our Discord here to connect with other players and stay updated on server news.

Eternal Union Minecraft Server

acceptance, Asexual, Challenges, Commitment, Communication, Companionship, emotional connection, ETERNAL, Intimacy, long term, long term relationship, love, Marriage, Minecraft, nonsexual, Partnership, relationships, secrecy, Server, Support, taboo, Trust, Understanding, union

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8480
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2186
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Buildings Constructed:	27	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you! Picture this: you log on, ready to build epic structures and mine for diamonds, but wait… there’s a twist! On this server, everyone is asexual! That’s right, no awkward sexual tension or drama here, just pure Minecraft fun! Join now and escape the awkward conversations about your lack of sex life, because on this server, nobody cares! Build, explore, and laugh your way through the ultimate asexual Minecraft experience!

Ripperoni Minecraft SMP Service

#youtube, convenience, desktop programs, Digital, Download, efficiency, Entertainment, file conversion, internet, Media, Minecraft, multimedia, Music, Online Services, rip audio, rip video, ripperoni, save to computer, service, smp, software, streaming, Technology, Video editing

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9089
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magic Items Found:	3199
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	31

Are you tired of being limited to just watching YouTube videos online? Do you want the freedom to save all your favorite content directly to your computer? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your prayers!

Join our server and not only will you have access to an amazing community of players, but you’ll also have the opportunity to download all the YouTube videos and music you want directly to your computer. How is this possible, you ask? Well, our server is powered by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of extracting audio and video from YouTube with their magical powers.

So come join us and experience the thrill of downloading your favorite content while building epic structures and battling mobs in the world of Minecraft. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to be part of something truly unique and absurdly hilarious!

NoCutQueue Minecraft Server

aita, assertive behavior, Assertiveness, Asshole, checkout line, Christmas spirit, Confrontation, Cut, ENTITLEMENT, Etiquette, grocery store, line, Manners, Minecraft, NoCutQueue, not letting, politeness, Queue, Respect, Server, shopping, WOMAN

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6585
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Void Armor Forged:	29	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we uphold the sacred law of grocery store etiquette! Join us if you’re tired of entitled players trying to cut the line and use “Christmas Spirit” as a weapon.

On our server, you’ll navigate through the virtual aisles with your trusty cart, ready to defend your spot in line against any sneaky players trying to edge their way in. Will you stand your ground like a true champion of grocery store justice, or will you succumb to the pressure and let them cut?

But beware, the stakes are high in this virtual grocery store showdown. Who knows what kind of crazy items players will be trying to check out with – from jello packs to enchanted diamond swords, anything goes in this epic battle of the checkout line!

So join us on our server and show the world that you have what it takes to be the ultimate grocery store warrior. And remember, on our server, the only line-cutting allowed is when you’re mining through the Nether!

BabyCardCraft

Approval, babies, BabyCardCraft, children, Christmas card, collage, Communication, controversy, cousins, family, Genetic, holiday, in-laws, lawsuit, love, misunderstandings, Permission, Pictures, relationships, Siblings, social media

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	300
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Divine Spears Created:	27
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make your head spin faster than a creeper on a sugar rush.

Looking for a place where family dynamics are more complicated than redstone contraptions? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera set in the pixelated world of Minecraft, where relationships are tested and alliances are constantly shifting.

Join now and witness the epic saga of a player (F44) who finds herself in a sticky situation involving babies, Christmas cards, and a SIL (F43) who’s more unpredictable than a charged creeper. Will she be able to navigate the treacherous waters of family drama, or will she be blown to bits like a poorly placed TNT block?

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of virtual family feuds, baby photo scandals, and more twists than a maze in the Nether. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama at your fingertips? Join now and let the chaos begin!

FutureSelfQs – Minecraft SMP

advice, Curiosity, future self, FutureSelfQs, introspection, Minecraft, personal growth, question.., Reflection, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self help, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self talk, self-care, self-empowerment, smp, time travel, wisdom

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9116
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Secret Passages Found:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest server ever. We have flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground base full of diamond blocks. And get this, the owner is actually a wizard who can turn you into a unicorn if you ask nicely. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out free enchanted gear. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join? It’s like a crazy adventure every time you log on. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #bestserverever #unicornsrule