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Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 2059 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Star Shards Collected: | 84 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 6424 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Magic Crystals Found: | 16 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 16 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 100 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.
But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!
So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.