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Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 9768 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 36 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 15 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 7 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Herobrine Sightings: | 2 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 26 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | New Chunks Explored: | 118521 |
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