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GameTimeMinecraftSMP

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7537
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6363
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, there are flying pigs everywhere and the trees are made of diamonds, I swear! And the best part is, if you find the secret underground disco party, you get a pet unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its butt! Plus, the admin is a talking potato who gives out free tacos every Tuesday. Like, why wouldn’t you want to join this epic server of epicness?! #BestSMPever #PotatoAdminFTW

Basement Dweller’s Block Party: Where Virgins Unite!

alarm clock, autistic, basement, BLOCK, DWELLERS, Effort, EXCUSE, Girlfriend, goals, Grinding, happy life, improve, Lazy, life situation, Loser, magic trick, Party, pencil and paper, Problems, self-discipline, Social Skills, suffer, unite, Virgin, Virgins, work

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9418
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Ores Mined:	5326	Falling into the Void:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	130
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we turn losers into winners!

Are you tired of being a virgin loser in your mom’s basement? Well, it’s time to join our server and turn your life around!

On our server, we believe in tough love. That’s right, you need to suffer if you want to achieve your life goals. But don’t worry, we’ll be there every step of the way to help you become the best version of yourself!

Join our server and start grinding towards success. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a girlfriend along the way!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to your loser status!

Blocky Banter Club: Where Superiority Reigns

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2663
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you ready to experience the ultimate superiority on a Minecraft server like never before? Well, look no further because this server is the real deal!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of zombie chickens come charging at you. But fear not, because on this server, you have the power to summon a giant flamingo to protect you. Yes, you heard that right – a giant flamingo!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a unicorn through a field of rainbow sheep? Well, on this server, that dream can become a reality. And let’s not forget about the disco parties that happen every night in the nether. Who knew hell could be so groovy?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the EPICNESS that is this Minecraft server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you in the game!

Blocktopia: Where Reality Takes a Holiday

avoidance, blocktopia, coping mechanism, coping strategies, denial, distraction, emotional well being, escapism, facing reality, fantasy world, healthy, holiday, mental escape, mental health, mental health awareness, Reality, reality avoidance, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-care, stress relief, TAKES, unhealthy habits

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9238
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	393
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where reality is just a distant memory and the possibilities are endless!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly creatures who just want to give you a hug (or blow you up, but who’s counting?).

Our server is so INSANE that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s actually a pretty chill guy once you get to know him. Plus, our resident Ender Dragon throws the best parties in the End dimension – you won’t want to miss out on those!

So why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you – it’s escapism at its finest. Can’t you see? It’s not healthy to resist the urge to dive headfirst into this wacky, wonderful world of blocky adventures.

Don’t be a square – join our server today and let the madness begin!

Crafty420: Where Trump Cancels Rallies and We Build Worlds

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2695
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Void Gems Collected:	16	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even the president is too stoned to do a rally! Join us and witness thunderstorms being blamed for all the chaos, but trust us, it’s just our way of keeping things LIT around here.

Rumor has it that the president himself is a regular player on our server, but don’t expect any coherent speeches from him anytime soon. He’s too busy building his own stoner paradise in Minecraft!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who knows, you might even run into the president himself, high on life and building the most outrageous structures you’ve ever seen!

Normie Spawn: WTF Passion for Minecraft

Birthday, Boredom, bullshit, Business, Designed, do nothing, Eating, family, humans, INTERNSHIP, Job, kill myself, meaningless, Minecraft, MODERN, Normie, normies, paid, Passion, School, Spawn, STUDIES, work, WTF

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7072
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Potions Brewed:	124	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Crops Grown:	6609
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Welcome to the Craziest Minecraft Server Ever!

Are you tired of the boring modern world where people are obsessed with meaningless jobs and internships? Do you want to escape the mundane and enter a world where anything is possible?

Join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild! Build insane structures, explore mysterious caves, and fight off dragons with your friends!

On our server, you don’t have to worry about boring school or work. Instead, you can live out your wildest fantasies and create your own adventure!

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to the modern world of boring jobs and internships. Let’s have some epic fun together!

KaijuCraft: Where OP and Ed meet /a/’s approval!

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5248
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so cool, even the creepers wear sunglasses and dance to disco music while exploding! 🕶️💥🕺 2. The Ender Dragon has a secret talent for juggling diamond blocks while flying around the End! 🐉💎🤹‍♂️ 3. Our server’s spawn point is actually a portal to a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and unlimited diamonds! 🦄🌈💎 4. The villagers on our server have formed a boy band and perform daily concerts in the town square! 🎤🕺🎶 5. Our server owner once rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava, only to emerge unscathed and with a new pet magma cube named Fluffy! 🐷🔥🦠

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it. 😉

CraftyCreeperz – Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘<be you’

Absolutely get away with my crime, Be me, CraftyCreeperz, feels pretty good, find gf’s weed instead, Find my weed literally under the keyboard of my pc, forget where i hid it, Gf agitated “for no reason” for a few days, gtbe, hide my weed from gf, home alone, how is she gonna blame me for smoking her weed when she “doesn’t smoke weed” and it does not exist, lonely kek, ltbe, Next day, retard.info, smoke it, split entire apartment into atoms to find my weed

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8164
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the hunt for hidden treasures is more intense than searching for your lost weed! Imagine a world where you can split entire apartments into atoms just to find that precious green herb.

Join us and experience the thrill of finding your girlfriend’s secret stash of weed, only to smoke it and leave her clueless. Who knew that a simple game of Minecraft could lead to such hilarious antics?

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll uncover your own hidden treasures in the most unexpected places, like finding your weed under the keyboard of your PC. And the best part? Getting away with it scot-free while your girlfriend remains agitated “for no reason.”

So come on, join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, mischief, and outrageous stories that you’ll never forget. Who needs reality when you have our Minecraft server to escape to?

ZestyTimmy’s LOLcraft Server

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7104
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Farms Harvested:	303	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where Timmy is looking zesty as ever! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, Timmy decided to build a roller coaster that went through a volcano filled with lava. And you know what? He survived! If you join our server, you can ride that roller coaster too and experience the thrill of dodging lava while screaming like a banshee.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dungeon where you can battle zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its nostrils. How cool is that?

So come join our server and witness Timmy looking zesty in all his glory. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft!

Crafty Creepers & Co. – Are they uh

Awareness, clue, cognition, comprehension, Consciousness, Crafty, CREEPERS, Hint, Insight, Interpretation, intuition, knowledge, Meaning, mindfulness, paw print, Perception, realization, recognition, Significance, Symbolism, Understanding

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1896
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where even the animals are in on the action! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through majestic forests, treacherous caves, and even encounter animals that seem to have a secret language of their own.

But beware, not all creatures are as friendly as they seem. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of wolves who communicate through mysterious paw prints. Are they uh.. aware of what that paw print means? Only one way to find out – join our server and embark on a quest to uncover the truth behind the enigmatic animals of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

FateCraft: Where Citra Nightly 2104 can’t ruin your fun!

black screen, bugs, Citra, Citra Nightly 2104, Community, community site, Crashing, daijoubu, emulation, FateCraft, Fates SE, Fun, Gaming, Help, Issues, load game, lynched, Nightly, reddit, ruin, save file issue, Support, Texture, Troubleshooting

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5982
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	1926
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t crash on you like Citra Nightly 2104? Look no further, because our server is as stable as a creeper on a leash!

Join us for unlimited fun and adventure, where you won’t have to worry about black screens or crashes. Our server is so reliable, it makes Citra look like a potato computer trying to run Minecraft on max settings.

Forget about Reddit drama and community site lynchings, come join us for a smooth sailing experience that will leave you saying, “daijoubu”! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s build some epic structures together!